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5:07 a.m. - 2004-01-16

SURREAL LIFE RULES ... REAL LIFE SUCKS ... ANY QUESTIONS?

Real life is kicking my ass while I crawl away screaming for it to stop like Farrah Fawcett in a bad TV-movie.

Therefore, I don't really have an update for you today because I've got to take care of other things.

Like my "Surreal Life" recap that must be turned in by midnight tonight and which I haven't even started.

Ugh.

Nevermind that I'm in no mood to be funny and write this thing.

I hate real life.

Give me "The Surreal Life" any day.

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