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5:59 a.m. - 2004-02-04
So I got my testosterone gel yesterday. And on the instructions it says "If you experience a prolonged erection (lasting longer than four hours), stop using testosterone and seek immediate medical attention." Sorry doc. If I get a four hour-long erection, Susie's calling some friends and neighbors and we're making a party out of it. She can't go more than seven minutes anyway. I've got the woman trained, I'm tellin' ya. You know, I can't imagine showing up in the emergency room with the hard-on from hell. Walking in ... pitching a tent in the pants ... telling the receptionist "I've got an erection that won't go away. Can I see a doctor? Preferably a cute, young one?" I start using the stuff today. I'll keep you all informed on my erections. This stuff is expensive too. $50 for a month's worth of gel and I have a five month prescription. When I told Susie, she just grinned. "It's worth every penny, pencil dick," she said. I get the feeling she's trying to tell me something. Because I'm about to be blessed with the penis of an 18 year-old, I decided to celebrate by buying a Corvette yesterday. Well ... okay ... not a Corvette. But some pretty cool DJ equipment. I hesitated to tell Susie because I told her I was just going to buy some cheap hundred-dollar CD players. When I told her what I had bought, she stared at me for a second. "Four hour erections?" she asked. "No," I corrected her. "I bought two CD players for $700". "Hmmmm," she said. "Could we break that down into four separate hour-long erections?" Sometimes her head just isn't in the right place.
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