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6:39 a.m. - 2004-02-09

HOW TO HAVE A LOUSY MONTH ... UNCLE BOB-STYLE

1) Go to the doctor and find out you're clinically depressed and you need a colonoscopy.

2) Later find out that your doctor jumped the gun on your diagnosis and that you really only have an extremely low testosterone level making you half the man you thought you were.

3) Get deathly ill, spreading it to your entire family so that all three of you lie around and moan about how you want to die for 10 days.

4) Go into debt to fund your own small business that you know you'd be good at ... but you may be too old for.

5) Get fired from your job on Friday mere minutes after finishing a project that took you six months to complete.

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