Uncle Bob's Diary O' Chuckles

7:49 a.m. - 2004-12-23

HOLIDAY WISHES FROM MINE TO YOURS. AND THEIRS OVER THERE.

I just finished a super depressing entry about why Christmas is going to suck this year and erased it all, deciding that you guys don't need to hear me bitching about how much I hate my wife's job and how they forced her to give up her vacation that was supposed to start today.

So instead, I'm posting a photo of what I bought my wife yesterday. It's apparently called a Homedics Mood Wave. The lights change slowly and music plays and it's supposed to reduce stress.

Maybe if you stare at it enough, you'll get rid of your pre-holiday stress.

Or maybe you'll get eye cancer.

Hell if I know. I haven't conducted enough studies on the experiment yet.

Merry Christmas and a happy freakin' new year ... IDIOTS!

(I've watched too much Napoleon Dynamite lately. Sorry.)

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