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6:09 a.m. - 2005-05-11

BABY BABY DON'T GET HOOKED ON ME


My little sister had her baby yesterday.

A healthy "little" girl ... 9 lbs. 4 oz and 23 inches long.

I was all "Holy shit, sis! Do you even HAVE a vagina anymore?!?"

She said "God bless epidurals."

But then added "I'm not sure if I have a vagina anymore or if they have put it aside in a jar somewhere for medical research."

Y'see ... I'm not the only disgusting member of our family.


Ummmmmm ... can't think of much more to write about today.

I mean ... I have things I can write about ... but I want to wait on writing them because I'm not exactly ready to write them yet.

Yeah.


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