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Yesterday was a good day in that my wife and child didn't have to cruise around town in a tow truck for a change.

Because my previous computer was developed at about the same time fire was discovered, I didn't have no steenkin' Windows XP on it.

It had Windows 98. When times were simpler and life was good and children could play in the streets while I peered from behind my curtains at them and sometimes rubbed my naughty parts.

This XP thing ... IT'S CRAZY!

It's all wanting to help me every time I do something. I start typing something and it's all trying to fill in the word and stuff.

Back off, Windows XP!

I think I know what I'm typing, you wacky machine.

And don't EEEEVEN get me started on this new email thing with all the different windows and boxes and stuff.

YEOW!

CRAZY COMPUTER!!

I still love 'em.

Peace out.