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6:14 a.m. - 2005-07-26

THE WORLD'S MOST BORING BLOG ENTRY

Yesterday was a good day in that my wife and child didn't have to cruise around town in a tow truck for a change.



I'm still getting used to this whole "Windows XP" thing.

Because my previous computer was developed at about the same time fire was discovered, I didn't have no steenkin' Windows XP on it.

It had Windows 98. When times were simpler and life was good and children could play in the streets while I peered from behind my curtains at them and sometimes rubbed my naughty parts.

This XP thing ... IT'S CRAZY!

It's all wanting to help me every time I do something. I start typing something and it's all trying to fill in the word and stuff.

Back off, Windows XP!

I think I know what I'm typing, you wacky machine.

And don't EEEEVEN get me started on this new email thing with all the different windows and boxes and stuff.

YEOW!

CRAZY COMPUTER!!



...I have nothing of importance to say this morning.



Triscuits.

I still love 'em.



Well ... the boy's awake about an hour early so I have to play video games with him because heaven forbid he play by himself.

Peace out.

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