Uncle Bob's Diary O' Chuckles

4:57 p.m. - 2007-03-01

AUNTIE EM, AUNTIE EM ... HEY ... WHERE THE HELL IS AUNTIE EM??

I played a Sweet 16 birthday party there two weeks ago.

Now that kid may be dead as her high school has been demolished by a tornado.

And the storms haven't even started getting BAD around here yet.

Now I know some dick is going to come forward and say "That's what you get for making fun of tsunami victims three years ago, waaaa waaaa waaaaaaa."

Dude.

I'm alive.

People less than an hour away from me are dead.

Get over it already.

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