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onewetleg - 2004-01-21 06:59:59
oh, shit unclebob. what the fuck? my prayers. my love. be ok, ok?
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nicole - 2004-01-21 07:38:51
*HUG!*
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thatgrrrl - 2004-01-21 07:39:11
The glasses part, I believe. The rest of it, not so much. I mean, this IS Uncle Bob.
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Tara - 2004-01-21 07:55:28
Sending good thoughts your way...
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smirktastic - 2004-01-21 08:39:15
Good luck with the glasses and *whatever else*
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Laura - 2004-01-21 08:53:26
Good luck, four eyes. (With that other stuff too...)
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Jenn - 2004-01-21 09:35:09
as long as you are still putting things into perspective -- we know you'll be ok. Holla at me dog if you want to chat, word!
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Rudy - 2004-01-21 09:49:47
See, I always knew you and Samantha from Sex and the City had a lot in common. You both need glasses. You both look fabulous in couture. Both of your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. And now, you both (might) have cancer. The question is: is yours as fictional as hers? Regardless, good vibes to you, oh favorite uncle o'mine. Make sure this isn't just another excuse for your doctor to feel your sweet ass!
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Weetabix - 2004-01-21 09:59:37
Feel better soon, UB. I hope everything turns out ok with the tests.
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Kari - 2004-01-21 10:17:01
Thoughts and prayers to you, Uncle Bob. Hopefully your 48 hour forced liquid fast will be hunger-free for you. Good luck on Friday, I'll be thinking of you.
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Kelly in Huntsville - 2004-01-21 10:21:19
((((((((((((((UB)))))))))))))) I will be praying for a good report and that you will get through the 48 hour liquid thing comfortably. Your readers love you! :-) And hey, you'll look great in specs.
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Lake - 2004-01-21 10:26:04
God bless and good luck! Hope my prayers help!
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jfwlucy - 2004-01-21 10:31:22
Peppermints and Caffeine free Diet Coke will totally kill your appetite, I guarantee you. Suck the peppermints slowly and keep your mind out of the gutter, thank you.
Sincerely hope your tests are negative. Best wishes.
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Missie - 2004-01-21 10:35:37
Just wanted to let you know that you are in my thoughts and prayers.
'This too shall pass'
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Brandi - 2004-01-21 10:41:45
Hoping you get some SEXY nurses...
Best wishes for a favorable outcome. My thoughts (I'd say prayers, but me and the Big Guy are more like acquaintances than friends) are with you.
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Jendra - 2004-01-21 10:54:53
Uncle Bob just simply can't get cancer. You are invincible! But I'll say a prayer for you just in case.
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ChicagoJo - 2004-01-21 10:57:56
Good luck with the tube up the bum. It's not as bad as it seems. The doctors really dope ya up for that one.
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awittykitty - 2004-01-21 11:00:05
The Big Guy (i.e., God) likes to put the fear of Him, into you every so often with the "C" word. He did that to me last spring. But I was fine, and I'm sure you will be too. Take care, and think how svelte you'll be after no pizzas for 48 hours. Woof! Yo mama!
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nightngale - 2004-01-21 11:04:14
My thoughts and prayers are with you, hope everything turns out ok!
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PuarKat - 2004-01-21 11:07:24
glasses are sexy, and you could always try the contacts! all of that's cake.
as for the other "stuff" i'll be thinking of you - i read you every day, we all need you here!!!! so you'll be fine! you've got lots of people sending good thoughts your way!!!!!
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tali - 2004-01-21 11:10:51
Sending my thoughts your way.
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Bitz - 2004-01-21 11:24:40
Many prayers for a negatice report. Also, I had to do a liquid fast once, Ensure is a good liquid meal alternative.
Good Luck!
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Jackie D - 2004-01-21 11:41:39
You and your family are in my thoughts and prayers, Uncle Bob.
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Hank - 2004-01-21 11:43:55
Good luck UB. I'm sure things will work out to be ok. Just don't eat the Jambalaya food in the fridge you made. At that point, I think you'd want to go back to the liquid diet.
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KC - 2004-01-21 11:46:48
Okay, now I just feel really really bad about that "not enjoying Uncle Bob" so much entry. Is this a ploy to make me feel totally totally guilty about that? It better not be. But if it is, it totally worked. I hope that all your test results bear good news. Best wishes and glasses are cool.
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Trance - 2004-01-21 12:09:46
Damn, UB, hopefully this is just a case of Doctor Paranoia. I will be keeping my fingers crossed. And glasses? Sex-ahy. Even if you hate them, you can always get contacts.
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Robin - 2004-01-21 12:24:09
Hang in there, baby! I swear doctors get a kick out of making you extra paranoid. And glasses will be a good thing. Bitches be thinkin' you smart.
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Goldy - 2004-01-21 12:42:12
I hope everything will be okay Uncle Bob...you are in my prayers....
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nmnohr - 2004-01-21 12:52:48
Along with everyone else, I will be thinking of you and hoping that everything is OK. I'm just glad you went to the doctor in the first place. I've learned in the last couple weeks how important that truly is.
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siskin - 2004-01-21 13:01:38
UB, So sorry to hear that! Bet it's just a false alarm. I've done the liquid "sea water" diet and it ain't pretty, but look at it this way, at least you'll be a few pounds thinner. :) Hope everything goes well.
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Wendyloo - 2004-01-21 13:32:55
Hey, my thoughts and prayers are with you. I hope the testing comes back with good results.
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Yolanda - 2004-01-21 13:40:06
I've been quietly reading you for awhile now, I enjoy your site..best of luck with the tests...hope that all goes well, as for the glasses, all I can say is welcome to the club, once you get said glasses, get back to me and I will teach you the secret handshake of the spectacle wearers, and if your good, I'll show you how you can tilt them to the angle where you can see through other peoples clothing...to be used at your discretion of course...
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Teralyne - 2004-01-21 14:07:33
All good thoughts and prays flying your way UB.
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Jinxie - 2004-01-21 14:15:54
Aww...Uncle Bob...I love you! Everything's gonna be ok, I promise. Hugs and kisses to you...(and hey, only the really cool kids wear glasses...you can be part of the secret glasses-wearers club)
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Cate - 2004-01-21 14:17:03
Sorry to hear about that. Hope everything turns out just fine. Sending good thoughts your way.
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Megan - 2004-01-21 14:18:41
Look at the comments. You influnce so many people over the internet, just remember that. I'm sure it was just a false alarm. Even if they do find something, it's likely that it's just in the first few stages. As long as they get it out then there's nothing to worry about. And from experience, ice chips are the best thing in the entire world. I'll be thinking about you.
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Jen - 2004-01-21 14:19:36
you must be joking!!! Please say your okay.
As far as glasses go- can't you just get contacts?!
Good luck on the test!
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Laura - 2004-01-21 14:19:52
After yesterday's post, I can't imagine what is too personal. I'm wishing you a false alarm, good health and x-ray vision.
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Lisa E. - 2004-01-21 14:21:12
I just got finished professing my love for your Surreal Life recap. Talk about going from a high to a low. Aw, Uncle Bob, I hope you are really in good health and that this is either an early April Fool's joke on us, or your doctor is one of those assholes who tells you the worst possible scenario to cover his butt, and also so you will be that much more relieved when you find out that your headaches are actually just a brain freeze from too much Vanilla Ice! Sending you lots of love.
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public defender - 2004-01-21 14:23:38
Hey Man...Good Luck with everything. And you thought the finger probe was bad. Thoughts and Prayers, my friend.
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desideroso - 2004-01-21 14:24:48
*_* yikes. good luck and good thoughts are headed your way!
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Dan - 2004-01-21 14:36:34
All the best, Unkie B. My dad's made it through prostate and colon cancer. Godspeed.
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Danielley - 2004-01-21 15:08:23
I wish you luck, Uncle Bob. You're super and you don't deserve any of it. But to tell you...glasses aren't all that bad. I wear them and I don't get pointed and laughed at...often. Anybob, good luck. : ) <3s.
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Jack - 2004-01-21 15:11:54
Glasses rock, my friend. I hope everything turns out well.
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kimberly - 2004-01-21 15:14:49
Hope everything works out for you. Think positively. I know that's easier said than done. I have this feeling you will be fine. Doctors have this way of making you scared unnecessarily. Hang in there. I've worn glasses since 1st grade. It's not all so bad. My husband is 42 and he's needing them now as well.
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April Ann - 2004-01-21 15:20:54
Shit, I didn't want the docs telling *me* I might have cancer. Didn't mean that it was supposed to go to someone else. Of course, it could be a false alarm. Even still, a false is better than none at all. I'll be the sickening optimist this week. I can be treated with medication.
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bun - 2004-01-21 15:30:32
Aw, Uncle Bob, many smooches. Also, glasses are sexy!
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fargahar - 2004-01-21 15:51:31
Been wearing glasses since I was 3...Welcome to the club. Hope all goes well....*sending good thoughts in UB's direction* (Is beer in the liquid diet???)
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Courtney - 2004-01-21 15:53:07
Looking at the upside, you may now have an excuse to procure medicinal marajuana...best of luck.
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Ceridwen - 2004-01-21 16:15:19
I hope it's all a typical Uncle Bob Ploy, but somehow, it has that ring of truth. Well, you are in my thoughts today, as everyone else who has posted, and we hope for you and your family that everything will be okay. Also, don't fear contacts, you really CAN get used to sticking your finger in your eye, I promise. ;)
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Anna - 2004-01-21 16:29:20
As an avid reader and lover of uncle bob, I hope your okay and things turn out all right. Liquid diets suck.
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Lisa - 2004-01-21 16:29:41
Glasses ARE sexy (says the girl whose been refusing contacts for years). And if you're really craving some solid food during your fast, one word -- JELLO. Saved my sanity! Peace and good luck.
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Susan - 2004-01-21 17:07:14
Good luck with the butt scope,UB! I hope everything comes out okay (heeheehee). Seriously, I'll hold a good thought.
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Musty - 2004-01-21 17:12:04
Screw the sweet sentiments..
YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!
::runs around screaming::..
Now what am I going to do each morning at 8:34am?
hum? Just you tell me mister.
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sarah - 2004-01-21 17:14:18
i think it's obvious that we'll all be here with you through it all.
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Lando - 2004-01-21 17:29:41
good luck UB, hope its all just a false alarm. well, except the glasses thing.
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Lauren - 2004-01-21 17:47:07
I hope it all works out for the best, Uncle Bob. Good luck. And glasses don't suck that bad, once you get used to that tickly feeling on the bridge of your nose.
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Lisa - 2004-01-21 18:51:52
I hope everything is turns out for the best. Keep positive, and put those new glasses on so you can see those negitive results.
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erin - 2004-01-21 19:33:05
glasses trick people into thinking that you're smart.: )
i hope your procedure goes well...cancer false alarms are pretty common, but you'll be in my thoughts. as for a liquid diet....do milkshakes count as a liquid??
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Ren - 2004-01-21 20:07:18
Inconcievable! (Assuming youve seen the movie The Princess Bride). I'm really sorry about the bad news, but false alarms are common. Have hope.
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Pisser - 2004-01-21 20:08:06
Crap ass, dirty skank, motherfucker & shit!! What would we do without our Unc?
Laugh a lot less, that's for damn sure.
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Carrie - 2004-01-21 20:12:12
hey, a nicely framed pair of glasses can be quite the turn-on . . . just don't pick out any from the 1970's era. I normally wear contacts, but whenever I wear my glasses for a day, it drives my husband wild.
Good luck, man, you're gonna be fine
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Lori - 2004-01-21 20:48:13
Just went through a cancer scare myself. Hope yours turns out as well as mine did. Sending lots of good thoughts your way.
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stephanie - 2004-01-21 22:56:24
I'm really sorry about hearing this. Hopefully this is just a false alarm, and everything will be fine:)
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Honoria - 2004-01-21 23:01:38
I hope you're OK. Much love.
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Cruel-Irony - 2004-01-21 23:05:10
Ugh. I hate procedures, I hate headaches and I hate pain. But, glasses are cool. Most of all, I hate that liquid diet bullshit. Best of wishes and a belated Happy Birthday to you. I'll keep you in my thoughts. I'll even make them "dirty" if that'll make you feel better. Heh.
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scottski - 2004-01-21 23:14:14
get past it, Unka Bob... he with wit can take the sh*t. your legion of fans await.
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Sasha - 2004-01-21 23:29:52
*Hugs!* I hope everything will be okay! I really, really do. =\
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Genghis Jon - 2004-01-22 00:22:20
Best of luck to you Bob-o
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Stasha - 2004-01-22 00:29:03
Hoping this is just another Uncle Bobbers joke, but keeping you in the light anyways. I've been a long time reader, and hope to be a reader for a great deal longer. Love 'n' light whenever you need it.
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I will survive/Jen - 2004-01-22 01:25:08
Man sakes alive! I wasn't expecting that. Keep positive, drink tons of water (you'll feel more full) and keep us posted. If you want/need anything, give me a hollar. I only live one state down from you, ya know;)
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Humungus - 2004-01-22 01:31:08
Hey, isn't Guiness technically a liquid? :)
You and your fam will be in my prayers.
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sunflowrr - 2004-01-22 02:41:34
Your idea about locking all the terrorists in Disneyland was the funniest thing I've ever read! Please! Don't die without knowing how much laughter you've brought into this crazy world. Live long, U.B. but if perchance you get to hell before the rest of us, would you mind saving a bunch of chairs?
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Katherine - 2004-01-22 02:51:53
Hey Uncle Bob, here's wishing you the very best results. That it's just a food allergy or something benign and easily fixable. Take care!
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shmeder - 2004-01-22 02:52:07
You are in my thoughts and prayers. ++++++~~~~~~~ <---- that's me sending positive vibes your way!
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Gerry - 2004-01-22 04:20:23
You know, Humungus is right. Not only is Guineess a liquid, but a damn fine one at that. Oh, and if you need a kidney or anything, send me an e-mail. I'll cut it out personally for you.
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Sandy - 2004-01-22 12:59:46
I recommend McDonald's shakes. I hope you get better results soon!
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Xraiki - 2004-02-01 19:46:21
Hope all goes well =\ Getting glasses isn't so horrible, really. I mean, you probaly need them. I have to get them too, it's really no big deal..
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