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IshKabibil - 2004-02-18 06:30:30
You watched a lot of movies, huh? Well I have just one word--- SEABISCUIT ---
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Masked Mofo - 2004-02-18 07:21:52
I don't want to be nitpicker or whatever, but legally you need to insert a (tm) or whenever you use the term mofo™. Don't make me get medieval on your ass.
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snarkypants - 2004-02-18 08:05:03
Ummm...for the Danke Schoen? Thanks. No, really. Thanks *loads*.
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Erika - 2004-02-18 08:25:57
Actually, I think you should pay US for letting you DJ our parties. HA!
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Jenn - 2004-02-18 08:50:59
How about you get this song stuck in your head: "Ninety-nine red loft baloons" [and it'll be annoying too because you won't know any of the other words!]
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Jenn - 2004-02-18 08:59:11
Ok, that was mean of me. So here are the lyrics, in English, not German. Sing to your heart's content! You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got. Set them free at the break of dawn 'Til one by one, they were gone. Back at base, bugs in the software Flash the message, Something's out there. Floating in the summer sky. 99 red balloons go by. 99 red balloons. floating in the summer sky. Panic bells, it's red alert. There's something here from somewhere else. The war machine springs to life. Opens up one eager eye. Focusing it on the sky. Where 99 red balloons go by. 99 Decision Street. 99 ministers meet. To worry, worry, super-scurry. Call the troops out in a hurry. This is what we've waited for. This is it boys, this is war. The president is on the line As 99 red balloons go by. 99 Knights of the air Ride super-high-tech jet fighters Everyone's a superhero. Everyone's a Captain Kirk. With orders to identify. To clarify and classify. Scramble in the summer sky. As 99 red balloons go by. 99 dreams I have had. In every one a red balloon. It's all over and I'm standing pretty. In this dust that was a city. If I could find a souvenier. Just to prove the world was here. And here is a red balloon I think of you and let it go.
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Maggie - 2004-02-18 09:30:23
Uummm, UB, I'm hoping that when you use the term SUBSTANTIAL it doesn't include any of those horribly disfigured hillbilly peckers! tee hee hee Keep your chin up! Those pills will do the rest!
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April Ann - 2004-02-18 10:08:53
This just makes me want to... SING! heh heh... Danke Shoen anyway. Thank you for all the joy and pain.
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April Ann - 2004-02-18 10:09:46
::ahem:: By the way, I have that song somewhere... done by Rosemary Clooney...
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Jen - 2004-02-18 10:16:42
Jenn, that was mean, but only because I hate the English version. I hate it because I only know the words to the German version, and I know that the English is not a direct translation, and it bugs. Yeah, I'm a freak.
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Gracie - 2004-02-18 10:25:34
I now feel your jobless pain, and fingers are crossed. BTW, has Andrew seen JoJo's Circus? I think you'd like that better than Bear.
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Mocha - 2004-02-18 10:38:22
U.B. How can I get a job driving the hot young guys?????
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Robert - 2004-02-18 11:14:30
Here you go, Jen! Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
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Brandi - 2004-02-18 11:56:09
You just HAD to make a crack about karaoke, didn't ya? That's it buddy, our love affair is over. Unrequited as it may have been, it's OVER. You can drop that whole restraining thing now. I'm through with you.
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becca (frank) - 2004-02-18 11:56:40
I'm sorry you have to take so many pills. I take about five a day now, and it's just awful.
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Kentucky Guy - 2004-02-18 14:05:55
Hey, UB. What's up with the dissin' of good ole "hillbilly pecker" (tm)? Y'all don't knock it till ya try it! P.S. You shore got a purty mouth, Unca Bob.
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Barry - 2004-02-18 14:19:30
Uncle Bob-you'll love this one.... http://www.theonion.com/onion3630/wedding_reception_dj.html
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Kay - 2004-02-18 15:30:05
Bob I would pay good money to see you get all Jackie Chan on their ass. Especially in the thong!! :)
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stella - 2004-02-18 18:17:10
Was it just me, or did the bride in the article on The Onion only have one arm? In the picture, it looked like her mother was holding her elbow and there was nothing more after it.
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stella - 2004-02-18 18:17:35
Was it just me, or did the bride in the article on The Onion only have one arm? In the picture, it looked like her mother was holding her elbow and there was nothing more after it.
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emily c - 2004-02-19 16:01:50
Did you know that here in Boston at the Berkley school of music they teach a course in DJ? Check out the story; http://www.npr.org/programs/atc/
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elaine - 2004-02-21 02:18:03
UB, I haven't been here for a while. I'm bummed about your job loss (I'm sure not as bummed as you) but glad to see you have options. Good Luck, man, you deserve it for making us laugh like you do.
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Phoenix - 2004-02-21 19:16:08
People that dont know how to sing are the funniest in kariokies, cause they think they know how to sing... but they dont. They are living la vida loca, Im laughing because they are really off-tune.
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