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Allison - 2004-06-01 08:15:13
Woah, I'm first. Go me! Heh. Now Rev, where do I get one of those laser thingies?
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WifeMotherMe - 2004-06-01 08:16:48
A minister who likes Anal sex...hummm let me guess what denomination your gonna be affiliated with.
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Teralyne - 2004-06-01 09:08:21
My husband did the same thing so I sleep with a Rev every night. Congrats!
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tortuga - 2004-06-01 09:58:33
Seriously, this might be a good career opportunity. On the Style Network, there's a show called "Whose Wedding is it Anyway" that follows wedding planners. (I watch it because...shaddup you.) Anyway, one of the wedding planners is this little Texas minister who runs a wedding chapel/reception hall. That could be you!
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Alana - 2004-06-01 10:10:08
um, in this litigious society I fear you may get sued A.) For someone, after volunteering to play, zapping themselves (you must of course warn them they will get zapped and even after they do I am sure they will find a loophole to sue you with) B.)For marrying, buring... etc. they will find a way to verify or to nullify you as a reverand. My peace out! lovinglav.diaryland.com
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ashley - 2004-06-01 10:23:33
haha my friend, Dave did thatlast year when he turned 18. We call him Reverend Santino...it's great fun...
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Rue - 2004-06-01 10:34:24
If we’re confessing… which we’re not… would it be a sin to get a good little mormon girl slobbering drunk? Let’s say one of her lines is… “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I don’t put out so what do you want?”… and I just got her tanked. Is that bad? If I were catholic and feeling bad about it … which I’m not … I’m glad I had this opportunity to share with the good reverend.
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hotcarl - 2004-06-01 10:42:03
Hey, its nice to use you join the fair ranks of the cloth Rev. Bob. I myself became ordained through the ULC a couple of years ago. The Church of hotcarl has been in business taking charitable contributions and the associated tax breaks ever since. Plus, its a nice benefit being able to marry your friends in all 50 states. I was just kidding about the tax break stuff. I have to build the hotcarl compound to house the church of hotcarl before I can do that. Right now we run the church out of an old, run down, mid 60's VW Van.
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Jimmy - 2004-06-01 10:42:43
Just one more reason why I am sure God doesn't exist.
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kelly - 2004-06-01 11:16:24
So, now you don't have to pay taxes, right?
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Reverend Craig - 2004-06-01 11:38:02
I just got ordained too. I'm going to a wedding next week, if the priest doesn't show I can step in.
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cat - 2004-06-01 11:41:40
You should also be able to charge higher fees for your services now.
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nibbleofcorn - 2004-06-01 12:07:50
Go padre! Hubby and I were married by an answered-the-ad-in-Rolling-Stone minister, and my ex-boss, a lawyer, was one of y'all as well. Perfectly legal, Alana. Yeah, you could call your DJing biz a ministry and not pay taxes. Ha!
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weaselly - 2004-06-01 12:54:09
So it's Reverend Bob and not Reverend Uncle Bob? I like the latter because it abbreviates to RUB. It could e the Church of RUB, rock and roll!
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KJ - 2004-06-01 13:07:26
Hey! I did that. I signed up with the Universal Life Church and am now officially The Reverend KJ Turner. To make the joke even funnier, my sister in law was getting married and the priest/ess? bailed so ended up doing the service. Nervous as Uncle Bob at the gay bar, but it was cool and fun anyway.
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Amy Jane - 2004-06-01 13:42:40
Hey! I'm an ordained minister, too! I was ordained online a few years back by the Universal Life Church. Haven't finished deciding on what my new religion's going to require, though. Congratulations! Welcome to the club.
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nancy - 2004-06-01 14:29:51
gee you better make sure the shock from that game doesnt give someone a heart attack.... well, you could give em last rites then cause you're a rev now!
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Bingoguy - 2004-06-01 15:25:07
Forgive me for I have sinned, I only skim your entries most days of the week. I can't help it I only like the funny parts. AND where's the link to that SHOCK game ? I can't imagine how fun that would be at parties.
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peachsncreem - 2004-06-01 15:51:24
hey RB good job on your new title haha.
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christy13 - 2004-06-01 16:52:24
Do we address you as Reverend Uncle Bob or Uncle Reverend Bob? Oy just, Hey You!
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Lyzz - 2004-06-01 17:26:54
When I was in high school, one of my friends got himself ordained. He absolved me of all my sins, past and future. So now whatever I do, I will always have a clean moral slate. Thank you Reverend Pete!
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brokedownmom - 2004-06-01 21:18:42
Well, I am partial to UB, but if it's absolutley nec., I can call you Right Rev.. but it's not as cute!!
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awittykitty - 2004-06-01 21:36:37
can you fix speeding tickets? or are you just there to forgive impure thoughts?
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danglemyfeet - 2004-06-01 22:15:16
You could zap all the sinners with your lightning game...
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danglemyfeet - 2004-06-01 22:15:33
You could zap all the sinners with your lightning game... Rev.
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tracy - 2004-06-01 22:24:42
I belong to an art car club here in Houston or HACK, club being spelled with a K. Anyway, a bunch of our members are "revs" and one of them dresses like Santa Claus and married a person at the 2003 parade, no shit. I've considered it, but my car was called the "Chingadera" & was considering calling myself Rev Chinga, but alas, did not. Dirty Spanish words don't mean jack to a cracker, but hey, go for it UB, I wish you the best.
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dubyadubya - 2004-06-01 22:58:56
by a stunning coincidence, i just found out yesterday that my brother-in-law became an ordained minister while he was in prison. you didn't by any chance also meet your wife in a catalog, did you?
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Katherine - 2004-06-02 00:41:20
Well Bob's not only yer uncle, he's yer reverend. You can perform gay weddings now.
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Ami - 2004-06-09 06:18:53
Hey sexi uncle bobbi, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz can u just like, 4give me 4 lyk, ALL ma sins...yes, that includez what i did in the tent with the footie team...fanx! hee hee! xxx
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