Comments:

Masked Mofo - 2004-07-13 07:46:46
Could they postpone the homowners association election in the event of a terrorist attack?
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Meghan - 2004-07-13 07:49:30
Damn. Those are some ungrateful family members you have there!
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Doug - 2004-07-13 08:18:29
Careful there UB. You hand him a broken chair for his birthday you just might get a roll of duct tape for Christmas (or the chair back....fixed with duct tape).
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Chris - 2004-07-13 08:20:10
How old is Dylan? At the risk of sounding like an old fart even though I'm only 32: In my day, if I did anything like your nephews have done to your house and child, there would have been copious beatings handed out, mainly from Dad and partially from nearby relatives and nobody would have thought anything of it. Not even me. I knew I deserved it. Kids these days (Old fart speaking again) don't have any fear of the punishment for their actions, because, God forbid you discipline your child in any way besides a timeout. You'll have Family Services at your door. Best of luck with the rest of the visit.
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warcrygirl - 2004-07-13 08:49:41
Holy Shit! Poor Andrew!! And I thought my relatives were rubes! That settles it: I am never EVER hosting anything familywise in my house. Of course, it shouldn't really matter, my kids are doing a grand job of destroying my house as it is. Do let us know what you get Mark for his b-day.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 08:51:24
Bob, Bob, Bob....You really don't see young Dylan's, mischevious antics as a cry for help do you? As a child physcology major, (with a SOLID 3.0 gpa I might add at Brandford Community College) I am horrified that when this innocent child is begging for your loving attention you push him away. I belive this is called dysfnctional natal bonding syndrom. And probably stems from a emotionaly episode you expereiced as an infant. You are probably blocking this all out and should sit down with a physcolgist and do some free form memory exercises and try to get some closure on this so you can be a better uncle (and father). My studies aslo indicate this could be affecting your sex life. Is everything ok in that department? If you need more advice, please don't help to ask! That's what we're here for!
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Mulva - 2004-07-13 09:16:56
A-HAHAhaha... HELLO Mr. Overanalyzation... please... *remove thy head from thy amateur text book before spouting off analytical jargon* Do they teach spelling at Brandford Community College? Proper grammar and spelling would benefit you because it makes your opinion look weak and uneducated (that's just one reason). You're taking the psychology bit way too far, Mr. 3.0. I'm sorry, but Dylan pulled some horrible stunts, and deserves to be punished for his actions so he can learn the difference between right and wrong. There's no other way to put it. Somehow UB's anger of having his child run over, get that - RUN OVER has to stem from his childhood and therefore must be hindering UB's sex life? Riiiiiiight. You're giving psychologists a bad name. Just stop. And we wonder why our society is so messed up now.
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Natasha - 2004-07-13 09:23:48
Mulva, meet Sarcasm... Sarcasm, meet Mulva. Now that we're all aquainted, how about I introduce you to our next guest? Sense of humor, meet Mulva. I knew we'd all get along!
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Kari - 2004-07-13 09:41:35
Seeing as how it will probably cost you at least what, $50-$80 to replace a nice dining room chair? And since you would have spent a fraction of that on his sorry ass, so yes, I do think you need to slap a left over christmas bow on that broken chair and give it to him, since he has obviously not offerered to replace/have repaired EITHER of the chairs.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 09:48:26
I am sorry if some of you less educated people think I am over analyzing things, but I have spent several days reading Uncle Bobs diary and there is a reoccurring theme in all his entries. This �Uncle Bob� (if he even actually exists) never takes any personal responsibilities and is always blaming others for things. Usually the people he blames are younger than him. This is very unsettling. Honestly, is it really Dylans fault for writing on the wall? Is it really Dylan�s fault for running Andrew over? Is it? Is it really? (pretty unsettleing when you really ask yourself and answer �honestly�). Last semester, a LICENSED social worker came and spoke in our physc 101 class and spent almost HALF the class talking about social-infant-natal syndrome and its treatment. It is clear this so called �Uncle Bob� suffers from this (and yes, it can be a cause of sexual side effects). Uncle Bob needs �closure� on this, so he can become more �grounded� and a better �person�. If he doesn�t, his kid and nephew run the risk of becoming the same dysfunctional social freakazoid Uncle Bob is.
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Kim - 2004-07-13 09:59:09
I, too, loved "The 4400". I heard it passed on by several studios thought it was to weird and that the viewing public wouldn't be able to follow plotline intricacies. Bite me, FOX. It's weird, though, to see Michael Moriarty (the old guy). I keep thinking of him from his days as "Ben" on "Law & Order".
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Kathy - 2004-07-13 09:59:59
I agree with Drew 100%. What a genius! Who knew a Community College could educate so dang well! Dysfunctional Social Freakazoid! He hit it right on the dang head. Go Drew, Go! Hang that "child physcology major" two-year certificate high!
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sandy - 2004-07-13 10:29:31
Drew, You shouldn't tell anyone you have a 3.0...you dumbass.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 10:34:40
YES. Uncle Bob is a Socialy dysfunctional. I'm sorry if that makes you lash out at me. I just want these kids to grow up normal. Or as normal as possible. In the fall I will be taking an ADVANCED class and there is this thing called a "Normallacy Graph" I will read ALL of Uncle Bobs entries and I will plot him on the Normallcy Graph and post it here and you will be able to see for yourself that he is wierd. If Uncle Bob doesn't watch it, these kids could even turn outlater in life and be gay or maybe a bit "gayish".
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Natasha - 2004-07-13 10:37:54
Drew, you are either an evil genius (read "troll") or an idiot. Congrats on whichever you are.
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Kelly - 2004-07-13 10:40:37
I, personally, think Drew is a fictitious reader sent to stir things up in the comment section. But if not, here's food for thought: I have a 4.0 gpa in psychology and I diagnose your lame ass with Biggest Fucking Moron on the Planet syndrome. @@ Get over yourself already. Maybe "your studies" should include the difference in parental discipline from the last two generations to this one. True, Dylan is just a child but it is never ever EVER too early to teach a child right from wrong. You obviously are not a parent. Just wait until some little hell-child like Dylan runs over your little psychoanalytical rugrats. And it WILL happen. You will be throwing Dylans across the yard...you will not be feeling sorry for them!
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Kelly - 2004-07-13 10:43:41
Folks, raise your hand if you ALREADY KNOW U.B. is wierd! o/
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Drew - 2004-07-13 10:49:39
There is no need to use obcenitieis and I doubt you have a 4.0 gpa in physcology! Yea right! Suuuure you do! No one I know could get a 4.0. It is almost impossible! This page is about "Uncle Bob" and I am sorry if I offended anyone and I will keep my analysis to myself. Ok? Peace?
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Person Who Hates Drew - 2004-07-13 11:05:37
Drew...you're a moron. Please stop talking/typing before you hurt yourself. For the record Mr. I Think ONLY I Am The Smartest Person Alive, people CAN get 4.0 and have the major you do. Reading the way you post and the fact that you get so hyped up over nothing makes me think that you --(now here I go, acting like you, a pompus asshole and thinking I know something)-- weren't the most loved person in your younger years. Are you trying to be assertive? Because I'm sorry Drew, but the only thing you suceed in being...is an Ass. You've been reading Uncle Bob for a couple of days now huh? Great for you, most of us have been reading him for years. We're more familiar with him. So don't be so judgemental and so quick to fly off the handle and "diagnos" something that isn't there, you haven't graduated yet.
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Claudia - 2004-07-13 11:05:46
I too enjoyed the 4400, and particularly am curious to see what they'll do with Lily's storyline. Couldn't she go back to the Institute (whatever organization was supposed to be helping them -- can't remember) and get some legal help with this? Maybe she will next week. Sorry about your in-laws. I have a much younger half-sibling who is quite a terror, so I sympathize.
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Andrea - 2004-07-13 11:11:41
Um Excuse me Drew, a 3.0 at a community college? Watch out big man! First of all, who is going to take advice from someone who can neither spell nor form a sentence? Everything you said is more or less untrue and inaccurate. Coming from someone who had a 4.0 while earning their B.S. is Psych, kiddo it's time to go back to the books.
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JC - 2004-07-13 11:13:24
Does UB read these comments? I'm anxious to see what he has to say about Drew....
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Drew - 2004-07-13 11:14:21
Ok. kiddies that's enough. I apologized. One of my "Profs" (proffessors) told me that it is not uncommon for "non physcology people" to get angry and "annoyed" when proffesionals point out things to them. I guess I learned the hard way. sorry. I do think Bob could have been more resposbile and not subconsiously allow his son to get run over (and then blame it on Dylan) That's the point I was trying to make. nuff said.
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Lando - 2004-07-13 11:16:02
wow, some people just dont get it. I think Drew's a genius.
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Jamie - 2004-07-13 11:40:36
Ach, I felt your pain in the yardsale area just a few weeks ago. Two days to prepare. By the way... thanks for the flylady link a few days ago. Absolutly everything I own is on two piles on the floor. I just have to decide what the fuck to do with the pile I want to get rid of.
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kelly - 2004-07-13 11:59:41
Drew, you're not a professional either. You are a student. Psychology is as much academic education as it is common sense. I suggest you get some "walking around sense" before you graduate.
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stella - 2004-07-13 12:05:39
Wow ok, wow. Just a thought, but have you met UB face-to-face and had the oppurtunity to discuss all of the major parts of his life, many of which he does not discuss in his diary? Because last time I checked, my "prof" said you can not properly analyze a person based on one aspect of his or her life. Just a thought.
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Nysha - 2004-07-13 12:05:45
OK UB, I take back my post from yesterday that defended this spawn of Satan. He needs his butt paddled hard so he knows exactly what happens when he runs over another kid with a motorcycle. I think you should leave town whenever your in-laws visit. They're hazardous to your health.
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stella - 2004-07-13 12:07:06
Oh yeah, and that is coming from somebody with a 3.75 GPA in Psychology at an Ivy-League university.
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Trudy - 2004-07-13 12:10:24
Actually, I can see the points that Drew is attempting to make: Uncle Bob is aware that the child (Dylan) overtly displays dysfunctional, anti social, and violent behavior Rather than attempt a constructive resolution, Uncle Bob faults others and insults the parents behind their back, and in a public forum (this website). The alarming behavior is the Uncle Bob, continues to reintroduce the child back into similar circumstances that allow the child to be hurt. Later, Bob claims to be surprised and upset by the outcomes of these circumstances and again lashes out at others who are not present (the parents) or cannot be responsible (a 3 year old). Bob, what are YOU going to do to create change things? Your son is in danger. Your relationship with family is suffering. You could write a witty rant, or you could attempt to change things. In summary, if you want things to be different, then you must do things differently. Do not expect things to change by doing the same old thing. /
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Maria - 2004-07-13 12:11:50
I say we call DSS.
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kelly - 2004-07-13 12:22:25
I agree with Maria.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 12:26:36
Do we really want to report Uncle Bob to DSS?
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Splinter - 2004-07-13 12:40:14
Oh god, the spelling errors...
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Super Dad - 2004-07-13 12:43:32
I am going to miss Uncle Bob when they either commit him to a mental institution, or DSS locks him up.
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Ody - 2004-07-13 12:46:17
Good lord this board is wierd today. How about we all talk about drinking and dj music like we used to...
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MM - 2004-07-13 13:05:06
So what Dr. Drew and Trudy are saying "Uncle Bob, you're fucking nuts for letting your in-laws stay with you."
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George - 2004-07-13 13:16:35
Drew: Brilliant Kelly, Mulva, P.W.H.Drew, Andrea: clueless. Drew, do you have a blog somewhere? You should. Guys, it's sarcasm. He's just kidding.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 13:26:19
MM I'm not a "Doctor" yet! I'm hopping that Brandford makes a doctor program so that I could become one! OMFG! Uncle Bob: Are you "serious" about running for home Onwers President? I took a political Science course (got a "C" and that's not too shabby around here). I think I have a pretty good understanding of politics and could really help you with this. I could put togethor a "Killer" campain. Honestly. Are you going to be running as a Democrat or Rebupelican? (our "prof" calls them "republicants". Get it? Cant's? or do you want to have a green party? Let me know. I can only do this on weekends and would do it for free if I had a place to "stay"
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Drew - 2004-07-13 13:32:06
Also, my "prof" would probably help with the canpain, but like I said I would do this for FREE (on weekends) with a place to "Crash". Also, are there any pictures of your wife? This would be very important for the "election"
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Nance - 2004-07-13 13:39:09
Now seriously kids. . .Drew is Uncle Bob's "other self", isn't he? Since we all know that UB, sadly, went psycho a long time ago and is a victim of repressed-memory ego-fracturing, resulting in multiple personality disorder. . .heeeeyyy, wait a minute, maybe all of us are really Uncle Bob. tsk tsk tsk
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Megan - 2004-07-13 13:51:39
Oh my gosh, you have got to be kidding me. You are kidding, right? I shudder to think that you were actually being serious about all of this. Drew, go ahead and get your Doctorate degree, that will take you a total of what, 4 years in community college? Wow, instead of the 12+ it normally takes. You are judging someone by what they write in the mornings, when a real psychologist meets with someone for months before they make a diagnosis. Now, how old are you again? Calling others ignorant while you got a B average at a community college...did YOU get ran over by a motorcycle as a child? Ah, that must be it, you're trying to get back at your own parents for letting something like that happen to you! Dang, I'm only 17 and I didn't misspell any words in here. And asking for pictures of his wife? Give up please.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 14:05:14
Megan, Why couldn't I get my doctors? Huh? For your infomration I'm 23. (I took some time "off" after high school and I think I much the wiser for it) You said you were only 17. well let me tell you that you've got ALOT to learn. A_L_O_T. I've been around and am using my "experinces" to really help me build a future. It's not about being "Smart" it's more like having "smartattude" that will help you understand REAL LIFE situations. Maybe you will understand that when you get older. or maybe not. And the pictures were for election posters. See, if you "Run" a campaigne you would want to put up signs around the neghiborhood and shopping centers and on the web and stuff, and I think (and others here in this forum agree with me) they should have a picture on it. This is very important in running a "grass roots" election. Maybe you will learn more once your momma cuts the purse aprons strings. Anywho, the decsion would be up to Uncle Bob, not you. But thank you for advice. Most kids today wouldn't give you the time of week.
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tequillaworm - 2004-07-13 14:24:39
Dear Drew, Have you been taking any �pre-med� type classes at that there Community College? The reason I�m askin� is that I have this painful lump on one of my testicles, and I am quite embarrassed to go to an actual doctor. Firstly, I really do not want some old man touching the jewels (cuz I don�t swing that way) and secondly, I don�t have any medical insurance. So any help or suggestions you could possibly share would save me, not only money, but the awkwardness of have some dude touching my sack. Keep up the hard work! You will make a fine psychologist at the end of your studies.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 14:34:14
TWorm, ha ha.very funny. For your information, I will be a doctor physcology, not medical. There's a big differece. That is a completly different type of school. ------------------------------------------- UNCLE BOB Do you even reply to these notes, or do I need to call you? If I do, how would I do that? I do want to run your election for President of Homes in your community, or at the very least, I will be defiantly helping you out. OK? I recommend you make a website so we can do this. That will be the first step. Make a website. Also, what is the election process? You need to really understand this. Will it be a �direct vote� or by �delegates�? Will there be a primary? Is there some type of electoral college that we need to be aware of . You need to find these things out very soon. When is the election? Where is the election? Can I vote in it? Can you vote for yourself? A lot of people are going to try and give you advice and say you could never become president. I don�t want you to listen to them (Megan!). Also there is a �platform� you need to build . These are your issues that you will campaign on. (Like Rent control, zoning, garbage pick up, ) You will need issues. You will also be asked to build a �cabinet� this is your team that will help you make decisions when you are president. Who is your running mate? Also (this would be cool) Is your house white? Could you image if you were running for president and ALREADY lived in a �white house� ? OMFG!!
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Drew - 2004-07-13 14:41:40
Uncle bob, also find out if there is any pay for being House President. That will make a difference. (or if you get elected we could pass a law saying you get paid. How much money do your neigbors make? We'll need to know that too. )
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Natasha - 2004-07-13 14:48:12
I get it! Drew... it's Andrew! He's too young to take courses at "Brandford", so he's been doing it by correspondence (that's why he's only getting a B average). We know that he's pissed off at UB for letting him get run over by his punk-ass cousin and is trying to get UB's readers to turn him into social services. Andrew, remember: As the smartest 3 year old around, you must use your powers for good, not evil.
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HRT - 2004-07-13 15:03:03
Perfect.

And the thing that impresses me most is how "Drew" remains completely unrattled, even when it's obvious that the

s-l-o-w-e-r o-n-e-s in the group are taking Drew 100% seriously! ha ha ha I would've cracked 20 posts ago. "Drew" gets mad props from this corner of the globe. Trudy on the other hand scares me. Nevertheless, for all of you grade-snobs (not that Drew is to be taken seriously). What do they call a med-student who finishes last in his class?

Doctor.

Intelligence is more than just grade point averages and IQ scores. Like many things in life its not only your score (or size) its all in how you use it...
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Mark - 2004-07-13 15:05:17
Drew, I think you should not only be UB's campaign manager, but have you given thought to being his running mate? Vice President? Think about it. I also think your ideas are excellent and I wish you the very best in your academic pursuits.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 15:12:02
HRT. Thank you. You can usually tell when some people are making fun of you and you just learn not to listen to them. It is a good skill to have. (ie: Ignoring idiots.) I also agree about IQ. It's what I was attempting to explain to some of y-o-u-n-g-e-r o-n-e-s about having "smartattiude" real life expereinces coupled with a solid edcation WILL make a difference. I got made fun of because I said I'd like to one day be a doctor and people are all like "no way dude". So it's neing like that tells me I can help Uncle Bob actually "realize" his dream of some day becoming president.
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heather - 2004-07-13 16:03:13
push both Dylan and Mark into a damn woodchipper. pronto.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 16:10:32
Mark, Do you really think Uncle Bob would ask me to be VP??!?! OMFG1 If Uncle Bob asks me to run with him. I would! But that would be up Uncle Bob and the comunity to decide. not you or I. Thanks for the encouragement. Brandford is nice. They call it a "Training Institute", but it is more like a comunity college (I think) Plus, although I have taken physc courses, It is more for the Medical Assistant certificate (Which I hope to be an assistant in the physology field, and then get the "REAL" 2 year degree and then just keep moving up. The sky is the LIMIT! But I would run as VP if asked
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Christina - 2004-07-13 16:11:00
And I thought my family were assholes. You definately make me feel better.
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Squan - 2004-07-13 16:16:04
I don't post/read here much, so here's what I'm mildly interested in investigating: All these people that couldn't understand sarcasm if it hit them in the face, and thus make fools out of themselves on the board ... Do they come back? Aren't they embarassed? Or do they never realize what's going on, anyway? And for the rest of you, if they do come back, how does one interact with such a person? Just curious. I'm with HRT ... Drew's funny. Lando, Kathy, Natasha and (dear-god-I-hope) countless others get it, too. Mulva, Sandy, PWHD, Andrea, even Stella, and especially Kelly and Megan ... Make me sad. I share reading material with these people. Argh. And an especially big glass of shut-the-hell-up for Trudy. Cheers!
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Kathy - 2004-07-13 16:16:58
Drew: Where do you live?
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Flashlightning - 2004-07-13 16:17:58
This is quite amusing. Keep it up, I'm bored. :)
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rie rie - 2004-07-13 16:19:12
I looooved 4400! I was so disappointed when I realized it was a once a week thing. I was ready to watch another two hrs the next night...not that I have an addictive personality or anything. Good thing none of the characters were based off of lil' Dylan what with his desire to run over his peers already. Glad to hear he's gone.
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Mulva - 2004-07-13 16:19:19
Looks like Natasha didn't read yesterdays comments either. Common sense meet Natasha.
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Drew - 2004-07-13 16:21:35
Kathy, I'm in the North East. Would that effect being VP of Houseing Assoc? I could telecomute if I had to. Where are you from? Are you single? what do you look like? How old are you?
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Mulva - 2004-07-13 16:31:44
Aww boohoo Squan. Sarcasm is my middle name. Personally, I don't find it funny, but if that tickles your nipples then great! No need to condescend because people have different senses of humor. That's the great thing about humans, we're all unique!
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Kathy - 2004-07-13 16:34:40
Drew Go away phreak.
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Natasha - 2004-07-13 16:39:24
Not reading yesterday's comments doesn't mean that I lack comment sense; it simply means that I lack time. Just a quick clarification, my dear.
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Adrienne - 2004-07-13 16:55:03
Does it always flame to 7,800 degrees Fahrenheit in here? My impression is that this blog is much like the classic Fox TV show 'Herman's Head' - think it but don't say it. /going down in a blaze of 1980s glory
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Phreak-patrol - 2004-07-13 16:58:14
Drew couldn't "phreak" if you tied his hands to an expert, drew him a map, and did it for him. phreaker

/freek'r/ n. One who engages in phreaking. phreaking

/freek'ing/ "phone phreak" 1. The art and science of cracking the telephone network so as, for example, to make free long-distance calls.

2. By extension, security-cracking in any other context (especially, but not exclusively, on communications networks).

At one time phreaking was a semi-respectable activity among hackers; there was a gentleman's agreement that phreaking as an intellectual game and a form of exploration was OK, but serious theft of services was taboo. There was significant crossover between the hacker community and the hard-core phone phreaks who ran semi-underground networks of their own through such media as the legendary "TAP Newsletter".

This ethos began to break down in the mid-1980s as wider dissemination of the techniques put them in the hands of less responsible phreaks. Around the same time, changes in the phone network made old-style technical ingenuity less effective as a way of hacking it, so phreaking came to depend more on overtly criminal acts such as stealing phone-card numbers.

The crimes and punishments of gangs like the "414 group" turned that game very ugly. A few old-time hackers still phreak casually just to keep their hand in, but most these days have hardly even heard of "blue boxes" or any of the other paraphernalia of the great phreaks of yore.

Shamelessly raped, pilaged and plagerized from a site that shall remain nameless (citing the site would defeat the purpose of plagerizing now wouldn't it hmmm???)
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kelly - 2004-07-13 17:05:36
Hehe. I'm not embarrased to mistake someone's sarcasm for actual opinion on a message board. Now, if they were in front of me, speaking in an obvious sarcastic tone...that would be one thing. I have to admit, however, that it took the whole "earning a doctorate at a community college" comment by Drew to make me start seriously considering that he's NOT for real. Yes, sometimes I need to be wacked on the head to realize such obvious things. :-)
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HRT - 2004-07-13 17:12:01
...awww that's ok Kelly, you're cute, you can get away with it... :D

And well if you don't get it, there will be plenty of people around here who will help you.

Remember "if you think you've got it all... you're probably missing something™".
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Confused - 2004-07-13 18:37:55
UB, you need to say something about all of this crap going on in here...
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word - 2004-07-13 18:39:39
dylan reminds me of an old friend's nephew. the nephew was a crack baby and when he was around 5 or so, i heard horror stories of the things he would do whenever he came to visit. starting fires, trying his best to beat the hell out of my friend's young brothers, among other things. eventually, with my friend & his family's tough love & a few miracles thrown in, the kid turned out okay. so there is hope, UB. i wouldn't let Dylan back in MY house, mind you...at least not until my little boy had gone through 2 years of weight training and army boot camp...
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Lisa W. - 2004-07-13 19:06:08
OK, I hate to state the obvious, but... Nance hit the nail on the head. Anyone else notice how much Drew's writing sounds like Andrew's entries in UB's blog. Drew aka AnDREW???? UB's kid is getting back at him for the shit he's been put through this weekend, that's all. Sheesh, give the kid a break.
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zoe - 2004-07-13 20:33:56
whoa.
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Kelly - 2004-07-13 21:15:35
Thank you HRT, I wuv u lots :-) hehe
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Kurt Kemenes - 2004-07-13 22:27:18
Forget these nephews! Bring back PERVY & SISSY BOY ! ! !!
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Katherine - 2004-07-13 23:44:09
Kill them! Kill them now. I hate your wife's family. Hate. I will kill them for you if you like. (P.S. You'd have better luck having Paris and Nicky over for a weekend.)
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Katherine PS - 2004-07-13 23:58:46
Maybe "Mr Clean's Magic Eraser" will erase your relatives. I'd give them a go first.
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Chloe - 2004-07-14 03:53:29
I wondered how there got to be 74 messages on one comment strip. Answer: One troll! I didn't even know that trolls infested comments sections on blogs. I guess you learn something new every day.
Anyway-- your relatives really suck. In case you didn't notice. Also, your HOA president really sucks too. But 4400 sounds interesting-- maybe I'll check it out. Yeah. Good entry, Uncle Bob!
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Chris (Bigpimpinmba) - 2004-07-14 07:25:31
Isn't it interesting what can happen when you can comment anonymously? It's amazing how worked up people can get.
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Cosmicrayola - 2004-07-14 07:27:27
UB, I read the background on 4400. They have 4 eeks of it filmed and if it goes over, they will continue it as a series. I hope so. Sorry about Andrew.
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SpellingPolice - 2004-07-14 10:55:29
Too....much....can't.....won't.......don't know where to start.....
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pooja - 2004-07-14 12:00:47
so a weird story about the 4400. i live in a quiet neighborhood in san francisco. we don't get much traffic, it is far from downtown, etc. down the hill from my apartment, someone SPRAYPAINTED "the 4400 are coming" on the sidewalk. what a weird marketing thing to do? you would think they would at least spray it on a street that had more than 4 people walking around. anyway.
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Nance - 2004-07-14 19:37:18
Thank you, Lisa W. and as for the rest of you---pffft! (Sorry, UB, for the shameless misuse of your g.b.)
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Maya - 2004-07-15 05:27:03
man, I'd really like to opt-out of having relatives. Except the inheritance leaving kind. Where do I line up?
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Squan - 2004-08-06 21:02:51
"Personally, I didn't find it funny." Oh, Mulva, is it so bad to admit you didn't get the joke? What are you hoping to accomplish; at the top of the comments it's very clear that's the case. As far as condescending, please note your comment to Natasha about one inch north of your response to me. Hypocritical ideals, meet real life. There. Now (not before) I'm a condescending smart-ass, too. And unique humans, etc ... Blech, but meanwhile, where did that come from? Oh. Perhaps you're one of the psychologists getting a bad name from Drew? That would explain all of this ... And a whole lot more. Please, psychs, I implore you. Leave it at the office. No mind-reading unless I pay you for it.
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