Comments:

MNLady1962 - 2004-08-16 09:24:16
No comment.
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Katz - 2004-08-16 09:26:24
Oh man. I wanted to solve the Pervy problem. dang.
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Andie - 2004-08-16 09:27:26
Yup, one nutters can spojizzle. Id know, case and point, my poor one testicle bearing boyfriend
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connex - 2004-08-16 09:29:01
40 minutes. I'm impressed
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chedderfush - 2004-08-16 09:30:23
I am in the same boat as Andie- my darling boyfirend has a only one and he's just fine
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Kelly - 2004-08-16 09:33:29
Here's another member of the one-testicle-having mate club. Well, my hub has 1 1/2. But we still managed two kids! :-)
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IV:XX - 2004-08-16 09:38:25
Ewww...and ewww.
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chedderfish - 2004-08-16 09:47:30
well I am curious about your stories now?- Did your guys loose it ala pervy style or some other way or was it natual. My man claims to be born that way and that might explain (other than it's herditary unless the one testical thing is too) why he's so short- 5'3" and skinny.
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Andy - 2004-08-16 10:04:54
Jeeze UB. I have micro cameras in all my bathrooms....very easy to see who is whacking off, who didn't flush. Who left the seat up.
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Elaine - 2004-08-16 10:19:15
You don't have dirty magazines hidden somewhere in there, do you?
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Andie - 2004-08-16 10:32:22
Well Cheddarfish, my boyfriend was born with one, it was something genetic and he is sterile because of it.
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flicgirl - 2004-08-16 10:40:19
Didn't Hitler have one ball too?
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connex - 2004-08-16 11:03:48
gobbels had two but small
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Jamie - 2004-08-16 11:24:11
"Just don't let him come in your house if he makes you uncomfortable." Ahahahaha! PLEASE tell me that was intentional. :D
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kaki321 - 2004-08-16 11:45:00
Maybe I missed it, but how old is this Pervy kid? (lol @ the name too)
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Stacey - 2004-08-16 11:48:10
Well, I guess he's either really good at it - or really bad at it...
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jen - 2004-08-16 11:54:11
is his name really pervy???
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peachs - 2004-08-16 12:19:09
how do you know he only has one testi?
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J - 2004-08-16 12:20:42
LMAO...that was too funny!
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HRT - 2004-08-16 12:26:15
One ball. Clearly it's taking him twice as long.
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metanoia - 2004-08-16 14:46:44
So, one testicle, one teaspoon; two testicles, two teaspoons. That's my guess. 8-)
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Notorious B.I.N.G.O. - 2004-08-16 14:52:49
This may be very insensative but I don't want to solve your Pervy problem because they're the best entries you do these days. I think your muse is sleeping with Pork Tornado.
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ScottyP - 2004-08-16 15:04:46
Stacey...you stole (or borrowed) that line from an old episode of "Roseanne," when D.J. was suspected of doing the exact same thing. Darlene (the snarky middle daughter) uttered the same words to her parents.
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chaosdaily - 2004-08-16 15:59:11
maybe he wasnt jacking off but going through your medicine cabinet....
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Nosy Parker - 2004-08-16 16:08:06
That story made reminded me of the time I had one of my best girlfriends and her new (turned out to be creepy) boyfriend over for dinner. First time I'd ever met him, and after they had been there about 30 minutes, he excused himself to the bathroom, and was in there for over an hour. The fan was never turned on, there was no lingering odor afterward to verify that pooping had gone on, etc. What I did find later, was a very carefully folded up square of toilet paper, placed very carefully in the bottom of the wastebasket. Curiosity got the best of me, and I cautiously unraveled it, to find that it was a 5 foot long expanse that had been meticulously folded over at least 200 times, leading to ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the center. I guess he just went in there to think real hard or something, and passed the time with a little oregamy while we all sat around waiting for him so we could eat. He later ended up being arrested for impersonating a police officer, and now lives in his parents basement at the age of 38.
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erica - 2004-08-16 16:44:44
Uh, I think the unfolding of the toilet paper is more disturbing than the whacking off. That's just being curious to the point of mental issues.
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Nosy Parker - 2004-08-16 16:55:06
Well, it just reached a point where I figured there had to be something shocking or at least interesting in the middle, because why else spend so much time on the wrapping and the folding and the wrapping and the folding? If I'd given up halfway in, I would always have wondered what was in there. And now I will always wonder why there was nothing. If it had been wadded up, I would never have peeked, assuming it was full of snot or whack juice. The artistry of the folding was too much for me to resist. It was a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in toilet paper.
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Lateo - 2004-08-16 20:00:01
I missed Pervy
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Laura - 2004-08-16 22:11:34
Pervy! Why'd ya do it, Pervy?
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stella - 2004-08-16 22:37:44
Yay! I love Pervy stories.
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Bigpimpinmba - 2004-08-17 08:27:48
I noticed a pattern that there were many females who were ready and willing to give up their mates for having one marble, but not too many men willing to put out there that they only have one ganoot. Interesting.
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connex - 2004-08-17 08:41:03
Are there really that many people out there with just the one gonad??
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pinky - 2004-08-17 10:36:18
You can jizz with only one ball. I dated a guy in hs who only had one..everyone called him 'one nut ronnie'
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Bing - 2004-08-17 12:06:58
Hell, I had a vasectomy. those pipes are severed, my balls ain't connected to anything, and I can still *perform*. It's the prostate gland that supplies most of the juice, those little swimmers make up but a tiny portion of the overall.
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Squeakster - 2004-08-17 16:21:07
Get one of those portraits of Jesus with the halo and the eyes that follow you everywhere. Mount it in the bathroom where it cannot be missed from the throne. My grandma had something similar and her bathroom was never defiled (by me anyway). In fact, I could not comfortably take a dump in her bathroom, either, come to think of it.
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Katherine - 2004-08-17 16:38:42
Just don't let him "come in your house" ??? You meant that pun didn't ya. No, if I were you I wouldn't let him ENTER my house... ooops...I see how that could be misconstrued. If I were you, I'd hire a hitman.

Squeakster has a great suggestion there, but I'd have those rolling Jesus eyeballs in every room and a few on the floor and ceiling too.
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