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Comments:
Gretsch - 2004-08-19 08:51:40
Hey Unky! My band is in a writing slump, can you help?
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saidnot - 2004-08-19 08:51:59
Great! Just great! Now THAT will be playing in my head all day! Thanks alot. ;-P
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bitz - 2004-08-19 08:52:20
Oh my
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BigpimpinMBA - 2004-08-19 09:17:08
I'm disappointed to see that there were absolutely no references to Wiggles concerts, fun DJ experiences or Ask Andrew columns. I guess it will do, though.
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Chunk - 2004-08-19 09:22:53
He's got a bald head that looks like a knob (He's uncle Bob He's uncle Bob) His dress sense is poor so he looks like a slob (He's Uncle Bob, He's Uncle Bob) Every two weeks he changes his job (He's uncle bob, He's uncle Bob)He likes to eat corn and suck on the cob......
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dalek - 2004-08-19 09:26:43
8:00 a.m. - 2004-08-19
FINALLY MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
It has always been my personal opinion that everybody needs their own theme song.
Kinda like when you first wake up in the morning, this song should be playing on your clock radio as you open your eyes and face the coming day.
I've been working on my theme song for close to 30 years and think I've finally nailed it.
Without further ado ... my theme song:
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He's a fat stupid bastard with a bad attitude
(He's Uncle Bob! He's Uncle Bob!)
He's obnoxious and lazy, he's cantankerous and rude
(He's Uncle Bob! He's Uncle Bob!)
Every day's an adventure that pisses him off,
Did you know that a horse drinks from a trough?
He's the most miserable fucker you'll ever meet,
He's Uncle Bob! He's Uncle Bob!
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I know how the melody would go but since I can't really sing it for you here, I'll just type out the melody.
It goes like this:
"Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duhhhhh
(Duh Duhduh Duh! Duh Duhduh Duh!)
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duhhhhh
(Duh Duhduh Duh! Duh Duhduh Duh!)
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duhhhhh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duhhhhh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duhhhhh
Duh Duhduh Duh! Duh Duhduh Duh!"
im singing it already!
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HRT - 2004-08-19 10:54:58
It's kind of catchy.
In a demented and sad kinda way...
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Bartacus - 2004-08-19 11:52:28
In my mind, it goes well with the "Spongebob Squarepants" theme.
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peachs - 2004-08-19 12:01:03
UB isnt that the lyrtics to spongebob it seems like lol
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Lauren - 2004-08-19 12:01:54
No. You people it's obvious. It's a new form of Shaft. I swear, play it along, it fits. Ew. Shaft+UB...ew.
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LJ - 2004-08-19 12:09:22
Sounds like the theme song for SpongeBob Squarepants. But you don't look anything like him.
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tif - 2004-08-19 12:56:31
it needs a little work.
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Sarah - 2004-08-19 14:46:40
It'll win grammys so much that you'll run out of people to thank. A work of art, I'd say. No sarcasm here AT ALL.
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ScottyP - 2004-08-19 22:10:58
Sing the words to the tune of "The Patty Duke Show," and it works!
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trish - 2004-08-19 22:28:03
anybody else see the "Uncle Bob's House Of Feces" sign on Family Guy tonight? and laugh and immediatly think of UB? No? okay..
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Jilder - 2004-08-19 22:52:19
Nice second verse, Chunk. I can see it going platinum. Prolly only in Japan, though.
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Chunk - 2004-08-20 05:03:35
Thanks Jilder. Japan's not a bad market to crack...I should be able to put those "schoolgirl panties" I buy from the vending machines on my expense account.
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mocksie - 2004-08-20 08:10:28
This reminds me of that episode of the Family Guy.
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Yep - 2004-08-20 08:12:51
Family Guy already did it
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