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Ally - 2004-09-13 07:36:06 ------------------------------- Wheeliecrone - 2004-09-13 08:22:19 Uncle Bob, Lock the door to the DJ booth when you see her coming toward it. Do not smile. When she tries to hug you, tell her, "This is not appropriate behavior." Ignore her as much as possible. Or - bring along your wife to the gig and let her deal with Busty the piss-poor DJ. Thank Heavens! I thought I was the only one who finds Miss Parker incredibly unattractive. ------------------------------- warcrygirl - 2004-09-13 08:42:14 My husband loves the girl next door type: Meg Ryan, Sandra Bullock, Sarah Jessica Parker. I'd love to look like one of the first two, but Parker? Ewwy. She looks like John Kerry's love child. Dude, you are just falling to pieces, aren't you? Let's just hope body parts don't start falling off... ------------------------------- Sandra - 2004-09-13 08:50:01 It could be that Nasty Chick is nagging you on purpose because she knows it makes you uncomfortable. It's like letting her win if you allow yourself to be frustrated. Then again, it doesn't sound like NC has much intellectual horsepower going on up there. ------------------------------- jen - 2004-09-13 08:58:21 A centerfold for horses....John Kerry's love child. Bwahaha! I'm loving today's comments. I have never understood the appeal of SJP. ------------------------------- Chi - 2004-09-13 08:58:35 Not only is it possible for wisdom teeth to grow back in sometimes they come back more then once. Almost all my mother's cousins have had their wisdom teeth grow back. Her one cousin had them removed 3 times. ------------------------------- alison - 2004-09-13 09:43:23 Dear God. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is some kind of monster - her facial structure is just deformed. I walked past the Gap yesterday and they had giant stickers of her up in the window. So now I know the answer to 'What's uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker?' It's: 'A Sarah Jessica Parker that is 11 feet tall.' ------------------------------- ChicagoJo - 2004-09-13 10:20:15 I had a bunch of extra wisdom teeth and had to get seven pulled at once. I still have an extra one up there somewhere, so maybe it'll make an appearance again. ------------------------------- hcatty - 2004-09-13 10:40:22 Completely freaky. My wisdom tooth is comin back, too. Hurts like all holy hell. ------------------------------- kaki321 - 2004-09-13 10:43:58 Let me just take this opportunity to decalre my lust for Lenny. I am so glad he cut his "prince-like" hair though. Good luck with the dentist UB, I hate going there more than anything. ------------------------------- Argentum - 2004-09-13 11:22:11 I call it the "bottom eyelid". I dont know. Did I miss a joke somewhere? Was it just really bad? ------------------------------- April Ann - 2004-09-13 12:01:53 I don't find Sarah Jessica very attractive, either. So much so, that when I was desperate to find a decent looking skirt, I almost went in the Gap, until I noticed that they had a GIANT WINDOW CLING with her likeness plastered on their front window. I informed my husband that skinny, ugly chicks are a terrible way to market clothes, and sharply turned away from their entrance. In case anyone fears I never found my skirt, New York & Company had something that was the perfect fit. (By the way, I know what guys want, in the end. It's not someone who acts desperate and clingy. I think she only does it in a grasping attempt to get her job back.) ------------------------------- Kelly - 2004-09-13 12:23:46 I think Tina is trying to get you in the sack so she can poison and kill you, as revenge for firing her and taking her job. If SJP put on about 20 pounds, she might look halfway decent. She is WAY too skinny. My husband can't stand her either. I wish Queen Latifah would start marketing the Gap. Or maybe introduce a new store, Gap PLUS, for curvy (ahem) chicks like myself. :-) Cuz a cling of SJP outside The Gap would keep me out of that place, too. Maybe SJP hates The Gap and it's a conspiracy to drive the denim monster into the ground. ------------------------------- Divaah46 - 2004-09-13 12:37:28 Wow, Uncle Bob, I agree with EVERYTHING you're saying today! You're smart to respect the Roker. Sarah Jessica Parker is the ugliest "sex symbol" ever. As for the fired DJ: Bring your wife's picture with you. Then when she hits on you, show her the picture and tell her you're already owned. ------------------------------- Jen - 2004-09-13 13:25:20 Wow I thought I was the ONLY person who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is an ugly whore!!! Sweeeeeet! ------------------------------- Pirhan - 2004-09-13 13:40:00 Yep, I have to agree, Parker is not a looker. I don't think Diaz is either... but then most people think I'm crazy. I think it's called "lower eye lid" ... that's just a guess. ------------------------------- Laura - 2004-09-13 13:51:44 I know when I had my wisdom teeth removed, they didn't stay in one piece for the removal, and I had bits and pieces working their way out for weeks afterward. And that hurt like a sumbitch Maybe your new tooth is a wayward bit of tooth finally working its way to the surface. Or maybe it's an alien embryo implantation. ------------------------------- Moxie - 2004-09-13 15:07:52 Extra wisdom teeth, I was told, can run in families. So said my dentist as a 5th wisdom tooth appeared when I was 30. The skank hitting on you? You need to stop that freight train in its tracks. ------------------------------- Amnesia - 2004-09-13 15:23:28 Just tell the girl to get bent. Really...no need being so nice. ------------------------------- Squeakster - 2004-09-13 15:41:04 Tina is attracted to you by your rejection of her. The more you resist, the more persistent she will become. Get a little chummy with the cigarette smoking guys to find out her motive. She is probably trying to save feminine face by "conquering" you. SJP? I believe that human attractiveness, like space, is infinite yet unbounded. That is; you can approach ugly and then at some point you turn back around and are headed back to attractive without realizing when exactly you started going the other way. A person can be sooo ugly they are actually cute (to somebody). In this series of GAP commercials I can't stop wondering why Lenny's head seems to be abnormally HUGE! ------------------------------- Deareddie - 2004-09-13 17:54:12 Oh, Uncle Bob, while your entry inspired disgust (miles of cleavage, hair growing in the eyeball socket), and terrible mental pictures, you will always make me laugh. Even as I flunk my happy ass out of university. As for Tina, she sees you as a figure she's bonded with. The bar is her "Cheers". You are now her reason to feel comfortable there, the place that rejected her. By "winning" your love, she is re-validating herself. Dunno what you should do about that, but I think the idea about the wife&child picture is a good one. ------------------------------- epipie - 2004-09-13 19:07:42 Wow. Talk about a bashing spree. I do think that Sarah Jessica Parker looks a tad like Skeletor these days, but back in the 80's she had a lot more baby fat and looked totally cute. She's just a victim of the emaciated hollywood star trend. Now that ingrown hair? I live for popping zits and things of that ilk, but I don't think you could get me to go near your eyeball if you paid me. Ok. Maybe you would.
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