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Azimel - 2004-10-06 08:51:26
It could be slightly worse at the dentist: my mother had a crown put in... wrong... and she swallowed it. And they made her pay for the new repair work instead of admitting they were wrong.
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MNLady1962 - 2004-10-06 08:59:42
See? I told you it wouldn't be so bad!!! hee hee hee Sorry about all the problems you are having. But when you get the permanent crown put on, it's a really fast little procedure.
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Andy - 2004-10-06 09:09:33
Arkansa for a week? My god have mercy on your soul UB. I'd bite the bullet and rent my own hotel/motel room telling the in-laws it not them, but you as your chronic flatulance will cause great embarrassment. I would also bug out a few days early and take the scenic route via New Orleans home. :^)
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dukkha - 2004-10-06 09:25:06
I just found out that this Friday, I too will be spending the day with my mother-in-law, who drives me nuts. Perhaps we could switch? Send your MIL to New England for the day with me, and I'll send mine down to you for the day. Since we don't know each other's at all, they'll be less annoying. I know, silly idea, I'm just looking for any damn excuse not to spend the day with her. I'm considering getting arrested Thursday evening, or getting a job, or even a case of appendicitis. (I'm desperate).
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Barry - 2004-10-06 10:04:59
I would contact Fox or Comedy Central this week to schedule the camera crews and to get a rough storyline in the works-it would top most of the reality crap on now. Unkie B as the redneck Ryan Seacrest of Alybammy karaoke week!
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megan - 2004-10-06 10:12:36
Hey now, Arkansas isn't THAT bad. Okay most of it is. Hot Springs is okay, it's at least got stuff to do. It's also a tourist site so definately rent a hotel. I can think of many more places in AR that could be worse. Actually, I think Missouri is the most boring state on earth minus st louis.
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weaselly - 2004-10-06 10:58:02
Dentistry is all about gas, baby! Insist on getting nitrous when you go back for the permanent crown. The dentist and the assistants can dick around all day and you'll be mellow like Jello.
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c - 2004-10-06 11:59:51
UB, you have no choice but to come down with the flu, or wreck the car the day you are supposed to leave.
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IshKabibil - 2004-10-06 13:05:15
I can't believe the knee humpers are teenagers!!! Wow, time sure does fly..
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Groovn-girl - 2004-10-06 13:45:00
Hot Springs is pretty fun actually. I usually spend a week or so there every year. You have bathhouse row (mmm, massages and steam baths yummy!) There are three lakes in Hot Springs to swim, ski, boat, or fish. There are a few decent art exhibits on the strip that have some pretty cool local art. You can ride the "Ducks" which are WWII amphibious rides that tour Hot Springs on land and water. Andrew would TOTALLY love those!! There's also Mid-America Museum, which is always fun for the whole family. Depending on when you go, there's Oaklawn, the race track for bettin' on the ponies. Mmmm, beer and gambling. AND a small, but fun amusement park as well. So, Hot Springs in NOT THAT BAD DUDE! So quit your bitchin already.
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Patty - 2004-10-06 13:58:00
Hot Springs NOT a touristy place? Hello. It is one of THE touristy places in the South. Home of Bill Clinton. Even has a theme park, Science Museum and home of the Hot Springs Bath. There is gambling, beautiful scenery (some of the best in Arkanasas..scenic Hwy 7 is one of the prettiest drives you can take in the USA) Try it, you'll like it..good for the bad nerves. There are alot worse places to be, believe me! BTW Kansas or Oklahoma would be one of the worst places to go.
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2004-10-06 14:48:53
Man, a week with that many people - relatives or not - would be absolutely unbearable for me too. I'm way to antisocial. I feel for you. Now, you can only hope for a horrible accident. I wish you the best of luck. ;-)
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michelle - 2004-10-06 15:37:14
i bet the hick relatives will think you're some big, rich city-slicker w/ your DJ equipment and your new bling-bling tooth!
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Jinxie - 2004-10-06 16:24:20
Aw, UB, you ol' mouth breather, you...sucks about the reunion. But hey, look at the bright side: at least your mother-in-law won't be there! And word on the nitrous. Gas is the only the thing that renders dental work bearable in any way. Sometimes it's great to be total wus!
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kittenbritches - 2004-10-06 17:03:59
I have to say I really feel for you. I did a week at a beautiful beach house with mostly immediate family once and would have chewed my own paw off to escape earlier had I known how much it was going to positively suck. I would say have a friend call your cell (if you have one) every other day in case you need an escape plan. You could say there's a problem at work or something and you HAVE TO GO. (And I was on good terms with everyone before the trip, this should tell you something.)
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Squeakster - 2004-10-06 19:50:13
I was groovin' on Groovn-girls post that expounds the wonders of Hot Springs, AR when I ran across that word... "Ducks". That sound during the shower scene stabbing in Hitchcocks "Psycho" started going off in my head like an unexpected alarm clock at 4:30 am. There was a latent memory of some sort of catastrophe. I verified I wasn't having (yet) another flashback. Read about it here: www.rbbi.com/folders/acc/arktour/arktour.htm#12 And keep Andrew away from any "Ducks" while in AR!
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Trinity Sixty-Three - 2004-10-06 22:45:14
You'll get over it whiney boy:)
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steph - 2004-10-06 23:52:26
Sorry to hear about the reunion. That sucks. Maybe the dentist will be kind and loan you a little nitrous for the raod. If it can make dental work bearable, I think it could make the reunion a little more tolerable.
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