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saidnot - 2004-10-26 08:46:22
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Not_Cindy_Crawford - 2004-10-26 08:47:36
Are you sure it was HIS plan? :oP
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Andy - 2004-10-26 09:05:30
I hate it when UB gets all political. I would like to see more hand drawn pictures of hot women with stink lines. Ok. maybe not so much with stink lines. But still...
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warcrygirl - 2004-10-26 09:11:16
Don't forget John Kerry's plan to get out of Vietnam...3 Purple Hearts for 2 paper cuts and a boo-boo and you get to go home.
You know, so he could play with Hanoi Jane...
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Andy - 2004-10-26 09:15:12
You have to remember that Kerry also requested a deferment so he could "study" in France. When he was denied and realized he had no pull, only then did he realize he had to go. Of course, years later he criticized Cheney for taking a defermenent, and has spent 20 years talking about 3 months....
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Jen - 2004-10-26 09:26:15
Heee Heee..all jokes aside, does Bush even have enough brain to formulate any plan?
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pillowbqqk - 2004-10-26 09:32:02
So if John Kerry was issued 3 Purple Hearts for two papercuts and a boo-boo, it just stands to reason that the military will hand out medals to anyone! So are you saying that some Purple Hearts mean more than others? The military must hand out medals at the drop of a hat and they don't hold much meaning anymore.
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Kerry_will_say_anything - 2004-10-26 09:38:45
It's common knowledge that officers get medals a lot more readliy than enlisted folks. Sad, but true. Do some P hearts mean more than others? Well if you are asking did some sacrifice more than others to get thier heart? Then, yes.
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warcrygirl - 2004-10-26 09:45:13
John Kerry was issued 3 Purple Hearts for injuries that most of us would shrug off. Do his Purple Hearts mean less that the ones issued for soldiers who lost limbs or are now confined to a wheelchair or who still have sharpnel somewhere in their bodies?
Absolutely.
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Emily - 2004-10-26 09:58:06
You know why Bush didn't get any purple hearts in Vietnam?
Because he didn't go.
If John Kerry got nothing more than a freaking papercut in Vietnam, I still respect him more than I respect George Bush.
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Kaire - 2004-10-26 09:59:30
Kerry has a plan to save the nation, end the war, stop terrorism, increase your metabolism, enlarge your penis, increase your cup size, get you a low mortgage rate and eliminate your credit card debt. He's just keeping it all a secret until he's elected.
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Kerry sucks more - 2004-10-26 10:17:49
So would Kerry make a better commander in chief?
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tracy - 2004-10-26 10:19:23
you're an idiot.
go suck on kerry's botox.
(thought i was going to say something else huh?)
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surprised - 2004-10-26 10:54:05
Geez, UB, thought you're readers were better informed than this. Scary...
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yikes - 2004-10-26 11:16:02
I'm a bit surprised at the vitriol being spewed as well. Would have thought UB skewed more towards the more objective crowd.
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Foolish - 2004-10-26 11:56:38
What vitriol? Better informed? Oh, I see, UB can post a silly political joke, but unless readers reply with well thought out debates on opposing view points, You can label then as not "informed"? Curious.
...And as about as an informative rebuttal as John Kerry has every provided.
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haha - 2004-10-26 12:12:52
I'm John Kerry. And I can do anything and everything better than George Bush. Why? Because I said I can. I have the luxary of being able to crtitize his actions and Momday mornign Quauterback. Don't look at my Senate record. Don't look at my actions. Only listen to what I am saying. And what I am promising I will do. If you'd really, really wish things to get better and think George Bush has made mistakes, then logically you must vote for me. I have said some wonderful thngs.
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Michael - 2004-10-26 12:15:40
Thank God we only have one more week of hearing people who feel they have to demonize the other side. Until next time...
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sparky - 2004-10-26 12:28:14
Yeah, I'm really sick of the bashing, too. Like Mother always said, if you can't say anything nice....
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pillowbqqk - 2004-10-26 12:31:46
Boy, its nice to talk tough, when you never have to face the enemy.
DEMOCRATS
*Richard Gephardt: Air National Guard, 1965-71.
* David Bonior: Staff Sgt., Air Force 1968-72.
* Tom Daschle: 1st Lt., Air Force SAC 1969-72.
* Al Gore: enlisted Aug. 1969; sent to Vietnam Jan. 1971 as an army
journalist in 20th Engineer Brigade.
* Bob Kerrey: Lt. j.g. Navy 1966-69; Medal of Honor, Vietnam.
* Daniel Inouye: Army 1943-47; Medal of Honor, WWII.
* John Kerry: Lt., Navy 1966-70; Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat
V, Purple Hearts.
* Charles Rangel: Staff Sgt., Army 1948-52; Bronze Star, Korea.
* Max Cleland: Captain, Army 1965-68; Silver Star & Bronze Star,
Vietnam.
* Ted Kennedy: Army, 1951-53.
* Tom Harkin: Lt., Navy, 1962-67; Naval Reserve, 1968-74.
* Jack Reed: Army Ranger, 1971-1979; Captain, Army Reserve 1979-91.
* Fritz Hollings: Army officer in WWII; Bronze Star and seven campaign
ribbons.
* Leonard Boswell: Lt. Col., Army 1956-76; Vietnam, DFCs, Bronze Stars,
and Soldier's Medal.
* Pete Peterson: Air Force Captain, POW. Purple Heart, Silver Star and
Legion of Merit.
* Mike Thompson: Staff sergeant, 173rd Airborne, Purple Heart.
* Bill McBride: Candidate for Fla. Governor. Marine in Vietnam; Bronze
Star with Combat V.
* Gray Davis: Army Captain in Vietnam, Bronze Star.
* Pete Stark: Air Force 1955-57
* Chuck Robb: Vietnam
* Howell Heflin: Silver Star
* George McGovern: Silver Star & DFC during WWII.
* Bill Clinton: Did not serve. Student deferments. Entered draft but
received #311.
* Jimmy Carter: Seven years in the Navy.
* Walter Mondale: Army 1951-1953
* John Glenn: WWII and Korea; six DFCs and Air Medal with 18 Clusters.
* Tom Lantos: Served in Hungarian underground in WWII. Saved by Raoul
Wallenberg.
REPUBLICANS [and these are the guys sending people to war]
* Dick Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage.
* Dennis Hastert: did not serve.
* Tom Delay: did not serve.
* Roy Blunt: did not serve.
* Bill Frist: did not serve.
* Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
* Rick Santorum: did not serve.
* Trent Lott: did not serve.
* John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business.
* Jeb Bush: did not serve.
* Karl Rove: did not serve.
* Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "bad knee." the man who attacked Max
Cleland's patriotism.
* Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve.
* Vin Weber: did not serve.
* Richard Perle: did not serve.
* Douglas Feith: did not serve.
* Eliot Abrams: did not serve.
* Richard Shelby: did not serve.
* Jon! Kyl: did not serve.
* Tim Hutchison: did not serve.
* Christopher Cox: did not serve.
* Newt Gingrich: did not serve.
* Don Rumsfeld: served in Navy (1954-57) as flight instructor.
* George W. Bush: failed to complete his six-year National Guard; got
assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for family friend running for
U.S. Senate; failed to show up for required medical exam, disappeared
from duty.
* Ronald Reagan: due to poor eyesight, served in a non-combat role
making movies.
* B-1 Bob Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in Korea.
* Phil Gramm: did not serve.
* John McCain: Silver Star, Bronze Star, Legion of Merit, Purple Heart
and Distinguished Flying Cross.
* Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve.
* John M. McHugh: did not serve.
* JC Watts: did not serve.
* Jack Kemp: did not serve. "knee problem," although continued playing
football in NFL for 8 years.
* Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National Guard.
* Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
* George Pataki: did not serve.
* Spencer Abraham: did not serve.
* John Engler: did not serve.
* Lindsey Graham: National Guard lawyer.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base.
PUNDITS AND OTHERS
* Sean Hannity: did not serve.
* Rush Limbaugh: did not serve (4-F with a "pilonidal cyst")
* Bill O'Reilly: did not serve.
* Michael Savage: did not serve.
* George Will: did not serve.
* Chris Matthews: did not serve.
* Paul Gigot: did not serve.
* Bill Bennett: did not serve.
* Pat Buchanan: did not serve.
* John Wayne: did not serve.
* Bill Kristol: did not serve.
* Kenneth Starr: did not serve.
* Antonin Scalia: did not serve.
* Clarence Thomas: did not serve.
* Ralph Reed: did not serve.
* Michael Medved: did not serve.
* Charlie Daniels: did not serve.
* Ted Nugent: did not serve. (He only shoots at things that don't shoot
back.)
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Amy - 2004-10-26 12:41:04
Go pillowbqqp.
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carol - 2004-10-26 12:44:51
Gosh, UB, it's usually so much fun here. Look what you started! Now I'm bummed because I didn't get my usual UB fix today...Maybe tomorrow.
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yankee - 2004-10-26 12:56:28
wow. that definitely took up some typing time. kudos.
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Elle - 2004-10-26 13:04:30
Wow. If this is what a little joke provokes, I shudder to think... Has everybody sent their sense of humour on holiday today?
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awittykitty - 2004-10-26 13:56:01
Bush dodged responsibilities for both? The reasons for both were flimsy? Lots of people died for no reason? I could go on, but I'm getting ready to vote next week, and I don't want to be leaving any hanging chads.
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Andy - 2004-10-26 14:02:15
My head hurts.
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Heather - 2004-10-26 15:12:00
Funny joke UB.....and people LIGHTEN UP, it's a joke!
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Drew - 2004-10-26 15:43:19
Don't feel sorry for Pillow's typing - it was copped from http://www.larryville.com/forum/index.cgi?frames=n;read=6287
It's called Google, folks. And I'm sure if I had the friggin spare time, I could find the same kind of drivel to put down the Dems, starting with their modern day Messiah, Bill Clinton. Pathetic.
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2004-10-26 15:44:05
LOL - the people who aren't laughing are wound too tight. It's just a joke!!
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susan - 2004-10-26 15:48:40
Bush is an idiot. Bush is an idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Bush is an idiot. (this is a new song i just wrote)
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warcrygirl - 2004-10-26 16:11:54
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erica - 2004-10-26 17:18:43
I got to vote today by absentee. Yay me! If that truck belonged to Bush, the tires would be on the roof. Hey UB, my library has banned your diary from being accessed due to content. You're infamous! Congrats. =)
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veridiansoul - 2004-10-26 18:31:37
what is the point of arguing about it? Do you think that your personal opinion is going to change anyone else's mind? no, it won't. get over it.
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outfoxed - 2004-10-26 19:17:21
I come here for soft porn and employment issues and all I get is politics?? For crying out loud already . . . .
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erin - 2004-10-26 19:37:41
Now, I'm a Kerry supporter, and I still found the picture of the truck funny! Why can't people just put aside political feelings and LAUGH AT THE DAMN JOKE??
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Sara - 2004-10-26 19:54:48
Thank you Erin. Besides voting, none of us have ANY SAY in what's going on, so why don't we just enjoy what we can?? I know I can laugh my ass off all day at various pictures and quotes of monkey boy W, but I can find amusement in Kerry, too.
RE Erica - hooray absentee ballot, ne?! My vote in IN doesn't count for much of anything against Bush, but I'm still gonna make it heard all the way from Japan (btw, UB, your site is blocked on every public computer in Japan as well. You are globally infamous)
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Katherine - 2004-10-26 23:27:07
Bush wasn't the president during the Vietnam war. But I think I get your point...I think. Next to Bush and gang, Clinton looks like Mr. Rogers.
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KERRY 2004 - 2004-10-27 00:41:01
The A to Z Talking Points Guide:
Why Bush Does Not Deserve a Second Term
A: Attorney General John Ashcroft has held many press conferences announcing terrorist indictments, but none have come to justice. Also, he's a Pentecostal fanatic who thinks Calico cats are the embodiment of Satan.
B: Budget deficit. Bush squandered the surplus and ran us into record debt, yet the rich keep getting tax cuts.
C: Dick Cheney. He's still a Halliburton employee who sold out his country and his own lesbian daughter for money and votes.
D: Donald Rumsfeld. Abu Ghraib prison torture/spies in the Pentagon/no accountability/ill prepared troops in an unwinnable, undermanned war.
E: Environmental policies are the worst in this nation's history.
F: Foreign Policy: Bush's arrogance and unilateral policies have made our nation more unpopular throughout the world than any president inhistory.
G: Gasoline and other fuel prices are out of control. Even in Texas.
H: Halliburton. Ten billion in no bid, secret government contracts, sevenmillion paid in fines for fraud against our government.
I: Iraq. No weapons of mass destruction, a nightmare of a war, rushed into without an exit strategy.
J: Judges. If Bush has his way, he'll stack the Supreme Court with more Scolias and Thomases. Good-bye civil rights, good-bye choice, good-bye minorities and gays.
K: Karl Rove. He's evil, he lies, he connives and he needs to be silenced.
L: Laura Bush. She's a chain smoking do-nothing who couldn't even raise two mature, sober twins. Her remarks on stem cell research were nothing short of ignorant- plus, she married Bush.
M: Military. None of the Bush administration have served, they don't know the perils of war and they are lying about initiating a draft to fight their personal war with Iraq.
N: No child left behind: underfunded and led by Sec. of Education Rod Paige, an imbecile who nearly ruined the Houston school system.
O: Osama Bin Laden. Where is he?
P: Patriot Act. Intrusive and insulting to our basic freedom and liberty as free Americans.
Q: Queers. Gays pay the same taxes as heterosexuals and should have the same rights. Period.
R: Retirement: We paid for Social Security benefits and we deserve to get them. Reduced RX drugs for elderly, RX drugs from Canada. Lies Bush told.
S: Saudi Arabia is our nation's enemy. The Bush family allows them more leeway than even trusted allies deserve, because the Saudis control the Bush family.
T: Tax cuts for the richest of the rich, plus Two-hundred billion dollars we don't have spent in Iraq.
U:Uniter not a divider. That was clearly a lie. Bush has created a chasm among Americans and in our relationships with other nations like no other leader in U.S. history.
V: Vietnam. Bush dodged the draft, using his father's influence, then he went AWOL in the reserves so he could attend grad school, which he entered with a C average.
W: Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. There were none. Period.
X: Xenophobia. It's ignorant, it's regressive, it's dangerous and it's wrong.
Y:Yucky Condoleezza Rice. She has no expertise in Middle Eastern affairs, and it shows. She has helped to spread partisan propaganda and lies. She is not respected globally because she's a partisan hack.
Z: Zero credibility about the draft. Experts say Bush will have to start drafting our young men and women to fight his war in Iraq. He said he won't, but he broke dozens of campaign promises in 2000, and he'll do it again.
Please add to these as you see fit, there are far more than 26 reasons to oust this dangerous administration.
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Anyone but... - 2004-10-27 04:22:58
I think that they should add a new choice to ballots. This would be the "anyone but" vote. For instance *check* "Anyone bit Bush"...which would, in effect, give one vote to everyone that was not Bush.
Elections, in my lifetime, have been nothing but a bunch of bi-partisan bullsh*t. The outside man has little chance of ever winning, ie. Ralph Nader. I like the ideas that Nader has because, as he is a consumer advocare, he seems to genuiunely want to help people. Regardless, a vote for a third party is a vote for Bush...and, really think here, that would be bad. I don't even like John Kerry, but he's my "anyone but Bush" choice because the two party system that we live in only offers him as a viable alternative.
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Squeakster - 2004-10-27 12:04:18
I just want Rush to hush!
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twobaddogs - 2004-10-27 13:31:12
At least 12 of these comments were authored by Dan Quayle, Potatoe Boy.
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windylady - 2004-10-27 23:23:53
*ahem* I'm not laughing at you Katherine, but...
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Earthchild44 - 2004-10-28 17:13:49
If she's that ignorant than I AM laughing at her!
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