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Pork Tornado - 2004-11-24 07:52:17
Warm holiday tales. Nicely told.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2004-11-24 08:10:26
I banged your girlfriend too. Sorry. I hope we can still be friends.
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liesal1979 - 2004-11-24 08:19:24
Happy Thursday to you too from a non-american at work in the UK, wishing i was american so i could get a day off!
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onewetleg - 2004-11-24 08:28:19
i can't think of anything better than sitting at home alone on thanksgiving. instead i get roped into going to the in-law's for dinner. first holiday since tmans mom died. yeah, this is gonna be fun. not. i'm bringing whiskey.
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Evil Stepmother - 2004-11-24 08:33:12
onewetleg, I'm with you. Thanksgiving was always spent with my dad, who just passed away, so I have permission from my in-laws to spend the day in bed in a tequila-filled haze. Whee!
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Andy - 2004-11-24 08:48:21
UB, Um since we are comming clean, I also "did" your girlfriend. Just so you don't get the wrong idea. By "Did" I mean to say that BigPimp and I (and a few circus midgets, a sailor and a homeless guy named "Weasel" and his dog Barney) banged the snot out of her for a entire weekend while guzzeling Yeiger meister out her butt crack. --That probably sounds sleazier than it was. It was a caring and sensitive weekend. Sorry buddy.
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Chad - 2004-11-24 09:05:08
Aw, Uncle Bob, aren't you gonna write one of those heartwarming, "All The Things I'm Thankful For" columns? Like, puppies and hot cocoa and warm strippers? Damn. :o)
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tenshi - 2004-11-24 09:29:48
Thanks, UB. Your sarcastic and at times sordid humour always makes me laugh... and by the way... did that girlfriend ever mention to you she was "exploring?" I may have been about seven at the time, but damn... :P
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Barb - 2004-11-24 09:34:32
one thing to be thankful for... that the "ex" is not the Mrs. Uncle Bob. You sound like you picked a good one for marrying. Be thankful the tramp is in the past.
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Bingoguy - 2004-11-24 10:17:10
Yeah! Happy Thursday!
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Amy - 2004-11-24 11:23:46
I didn't bang your girlfriend, but I would if she were here. It's lonely. Babbydaddy and my son are going to ex-in-laws house for Turkey day while I mope around by myself this year.
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Annie - 2004-11-24 11:27:33
Yay, you included us Non-Americans! God save the Queen!
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Craig - 2004-11-24 13:49:52
Try not to think of Barry stuffing your ex while you stuff the turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Christina - 2004-11-24 15:38:29
Thanks for wishing me a happy Thursday. You remembered!
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Jamie - 2004-11-24 19:12:32
Happy thursday to you, too. But that story was sweet on your part... staying just to cheer up whats-his-face *Jamie scratches her head, again damning the affects of alcohol*
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itsmylife - 2004-11-24 20:05:12
These few holidays are the only reason I wish I was American. But then the feeling quickly passes. Eat some turkey for all of us!
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Carol - 2004-11-24 20:14:13
Yes, happy Thursday everyone! I am American--thank God--but tomorrow will be just another day. My kids will be going with the dad-thing to the Grandma-place. Which is why I took two extra days off this week (!!!) and did the big Thanksgiving dinner TODAY with my kids! So tomorrow when I'm by myself I'll be all "thank goodness that's over with and I think I'll have a turkey sandwich now and make it a Blockbuster day." Life is good!
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Debi - 2004-11-24 21:52:19
I feel your pain, Thanksgiving 1981 my boyfriend banged my best friend after I invited her to dinner at Grandma's.
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Andrew - 2004-11-27 13:53:29
Daddy, what's a chastity belt? And why are you putting one on Mommy? She's a GIRL you know. Poopy head.
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Mallard - 2004-11-28 14:47:48
Well told. I spent Xmas 2002 pissed off my tits alone in a big empty house - that was my first Xmas Day alone after my wife divorced me. But - at least you had someone to spend part of that Thanksgiving Day with. Cyalayta Mal :o)
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Angie Loder - 2004-11-30 01:46:08
How about girlfriends who can't stop fucking your friends?
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Angie Loder - 2004-11-30 01:46:45
How about girlfriends who can't stop fucking your friends?
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