Comments:

Sarah - 2005-01-10 09:23:11
First! Woooo!! I've been trying for AGES to be first... Yaaaaaaay! *flashes boobs*
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IV:XX - 2005-01-10 10:40:58
Cats and haircuts do not make for scintillating dinner conversation? Oh, crap. No wonder my 'friends' always already have plans...
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Nickel N. Dime - 2005-01-10 10:51:13
But not really "goofy thoughts", right? 'Cause if she googles for a book called "goofy thoughts", she could end up here. And wouldn't that defeat the purpose of giving her the wrong name in the first place
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Mrs. Sucks to be You - 2005-01-10 11:51:15
Killing is too good for your wife in this situation. My husband and I have a very nice "nobody foists their boring ass friends on each other" policy that we stick to. I suggest you look into this. P.S. Sarah's an idiot.
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canopenner - 2005-01-10 11:57:15
You poor poor bob.
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Brandi - 2005-01-10 12:26:43
You should have told her you had to give blowjobs to every male executive at the publishing company - as well as the company's canine mascot "Toodles". I don't think she would have asked any more questions. p.s. I didn't know you were passing out Mardi Gras beads in here. ;-)
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2005-01-10 12:58:11
I was thinking what Nickel N. Dime said, but I'm sure you were smart enough to cover your ass. right? ;-)
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luxlust - 2005-01-10 13:32:09
It has to be the part where the tree limb is poking out and pooh has to jump over on to it, right? They make it so that no one can even see the limb so the kids can't figure out why in the hell pooh won't just move, its all shady and wrong!
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metanoia - 2005-01-10 14:07:39
What a grueling Saturday night you had! My husband and I have a secret code we give to the other when we are 'bored stiff'. It is the sign that we must leave immediately! We just flex our hand so that fingers are very stiff...I kind of curl mine..
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erica - 2005-01-10 15:59:31
I just flex 1 finger so that it's very stiff and the other couple gets the message.
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Sarah, again - 2005-01-10 16:55:00
Mrs. Sucks to be You, I'd only be an idiot if I actually cared what you think about me. I shall pretend to flash my boobs whenever I want. Ha!
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Northstar - 2005-01-10 17:39:35
What you think you are and what you are often end up being completely different things, Sarah. Oh, and hilarious entry.
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Libragirl - 2005-01-10 20:00:50
It took me about 5 minutes to get O'Soborings. Cause I am damn tired as well.
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Azimel - 2005-01-10 21:57:23
Ack! State worker! Run!!! ...I say this fully knowing my parents both are/were state workers (once you've been a state worker for any duration of time... it sticks). At least he isn't stupid and helped convince various wife people NOT to go see a movie.
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awittykitty - 2005-01-10 22:01:31
so you're saying only losers have 3X5 pictures of their cat in their purses? Ummm....oh shit. I think my coolness factor just plummeted.
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Loki - 2005-01-11 19:43:08
Ye Gods!
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anonymous - 2006-09-28 15:45:20
Are you aware that Wilbur Winkle is really a published author (and that this blog comes up if one searches for him on google) or is it a coincidence?
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