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Emma - 2005-02-04 09:19:45
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Emma - 2005-02-04 09:20:59
Woo hoo, That's 1 down on my 101 in 1001!! Haven't even read your entry yet!
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luxlust - 2005-02-04 09:22:34
Why would you be eating his chewed up gum in the first place?? You deserved that booger! Putz! That one makes you being my hero really depressing.
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Barb - 2005-02-04 09:30:11
Eeeeeeewwwwwwh
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Pork Tornado - 2005-02-04 09:31:18
Please do humanity a favor and videotape that dude dancing. I have the perfect place for it on a site I am building. You will be credited, of course...okay, I'll see about cutting you in on ad revenue.
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Carly - 2005-02-04 09:35:14
Fucking hilarious. I almost did the fingers-on-chest thing but I'm being watched. Also, I'm with Pork on the videotaping.
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Andy - 2005-02-04 09:42:40
Here's to you Mr. Booger eating Daddy day care driver.
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Z - 2005-02-04 09:55:06
You officially became a parent when you ate his booger. Welcome to the club.
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michelle - 2005-02-04 10:34:15
ahh, boogers...the other white meat.
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Sneaker Pimp - 2005-02-04 10:37:25
I did the fingers on the chest thing & felt very silly
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Laura - 2005-02-04 10:44:24
How do you feel about married 40-somethings who feel compelled, nay, OBLIGATED to get on the dance floor when that same song plays, and perform a loosely choreographed mock-strip duet? Does it make us white trash that we delight in doing this at our young relatives' weddings? Oh wait, I think it makes us white trash that ACDC even makes the play list at our young relatives' weddings. I'm going to work the fingers on the chest move into it. I'm practicing right now.
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awittykitty - 2005-02-04 10:45:08
I did the fingers on the chest thing but then things went terribly wrong. I'm in a sedate old New England public library ya see, and some old guy next to me, thought I was doing something risque, and now I think they may take my library card away from me. damn. Will you post bail Uncle Bob?
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Sarah - 2005-02-04 10:46:59
When I was in college, there was a fraternity that made its Little Sisters dance every time that song came on. They had to dance up on the bar, but the ceiling was kind of low, so the girls would either hit their heads on the ceiling, or fall off of the bar. Fortunately, no one ever got hurt... but it was pretty amusing to watch!
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Squeakster - 2005-02-04 10:52:27
Damn, UB! Your concise description conjures up a way too real image. I'll be smiling all day thinking about that fool dancing and imagining the look on your face as you chewed expecting a blast of sugarfree freshness but realized it was a gooey booger instead. How many chews did it take for the tongue to signal the brain that something was horribly wrong?
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-02-04 10:55:09
I can't wait to get home and do the finger dance for the wife. She will be like putty in my hands. I'm definitely getting some after that mega-sexy move.
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MNLady1962 - 2005-02-04 11:06:06
I did the finger on the chest dance in my office chair. I must say, I look DAMN fine!
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Plop Phizz - 2005-02-04 11:08:06

Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn't see him acting out "I Touch Myself". I think I would be pretty wary of a guy who points at me and then makes a strangling motion.

So you chewed on a booger. Which begs the question: were you able to blow a bubble with it? -- P.P.


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Dea - 2005-02-04 11:26:39
UB, oh that made my tummy turn, apparently I'm not a parent and boogers are nasty... give me a poopy diaper any day. And I couldn't bring myself to chair dance. I have a vivid imagination and I could imagine how horrible I would have looked. Besides I work in an office full of grumpy old hens... it would have give them more to gossip about (like they don't have enough)
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tif - 2005-02-04 11:34:55
next time you see that guy you should totally play 'beat it'
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blueiceflame - 2005-02-04 12:37:20
I was eating a chicken finger when I read the booger part and it made me gag. Not gag exactly, more like puke. Yuck.
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Karrie - 2005-02-04 13:46:26
AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're AWESOME UB!!!
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chedderfish - 2005-02-04 13:50:30
Thanks.... I was eating my booger-free lunch and I almost lost it....
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Aria - 2005-02-04 14:06:23
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that was awesome man. trully awesome.
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Becky - 2005-02-04 14:18:33
Oh my god! my hand flew to my mouth! Uncle B thats gross! Any tips on how i can keep a straight face and tell my 5 year old daughter 'No' when she says 'Mum you are SO Gay!'?
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Flashlightning - 2005-02-04 14:29:40
LOMFL!
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cosmicrayola - 2005-02-04 14:39:31
It could have been worse. You could have been playing "Stroken" and I hope since you just came from your pee job before picking up Andrew that you washed your hands before eating that. We wouldn't want to contaminate a perfectly fine booger now, would we??
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Squeakster - 2005-02-04 14:44:53
Still laughing but have to ask: did you SWALLOW?
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Chip - 2005-02-04 15:26:21
ugh! FUNNY SHIT.
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Maya - 2005-02-04 16:31:54
By the way, check out American's way of guranteeing freedom: Two teenagers were fined 900 USD for delivering cookies
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exAFbarfly - 2005-02-04 16:33:50
How do you know the girl isnt a military member herself? I used to hang out at the club when I was active duty. I guarntee you if you saw me in the drab BDU uniform and then later at the club in civi clothes and my hair down you would not have known I was active duty AF. Anyway, too funny you aint Andrews booger!!
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exAFbarfly - 2005-02-04 16:35:06
oppps ate Andrews booger. I was laughing thinking about the expression on your face when you realized what it was you had in your mouth and typo'ed....
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Chad - 2005-02-04 17:24:41
My personal favorite embarrassing dance is the ass spank motion and the Bart Simpson butt dance. Done simultaneously. Also, boogers. Eeeeeewww.
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syn_ack89 - 2005-02-04 17:35:53
dancing and boogers...2 great tastes that taste great together.
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Fuzzy Grey - 2005-02-04 20:50:55
Yay... you made me gag a little.
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jafer - 2005-02-04 22:47:04
Funny how just reading some words can make you almost puke.
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Amber - 2005-02-05 17:04:03
That'll teach you to have Dum-Dums on hand next time, now won't it? And Fingertip-Man sounds HOT! umm...*shuffles feet* Actually, no, he doesn't. I just felt sorry for him for a second. That second has now passed. Now I feel like pointing and laughing....*points and laughs* HAHAHAHAHA!
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2005-02-06 19:08:53
you ate a booger? omg, that's gross. you seriously need to get footage of these wackjobs in the da clubs, Bob.
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Beth - 2005-02-06 21:29:53
Cheers to Andy for best comment ever.
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Brandi - 2005-02-07 00:13:22
Personally, I think you could start a new diet trend. How many carbs can boogers possibly have?
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Brandi - 2005-02-07 00:13:28
Personally, I think you could start a new diet trend. How many carbs can boogers possibly have?
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