Comments:

Paige - 2005-02-16 07:37:56
Self respect,shelf shespect, a free lunch is a free lunch. You should never have let these people go. Neverrrrrrrrr!
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Gary - 2005-02-16 07:57:50
Your diary just isn't going to be the same without your piss and shit stories.
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Squeakster - 2005-02-16 08:11:59
Third! I'm starting a NEW tradition.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-02-16 08:18:43
Darn, I wanted to be third!
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Squeakster - 2005-02-16 08:31:31
I'm impressed that your former co-workers put forth the extra effor to order your $3.85 lunch in the correct language. You did write "they ordered in Chinese", didn't you? The baton (or vial) of piss is now passed and UB enters his own personal time warp.
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gina - 2005-02-16 09:01:18
was hoping for third, darn it!
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lorrie - 2005-02-16 09:07:13
Oh UB, There is a guy like this at work. He is nice, but just talks constantly about himself, loudly. I feel so unchristian snubbing him, but he makes my flesh crawl.
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Andy - 2005-02-16 09:12:25
As a former supervisor in piss industry, I hope you didn't eat any of the "free lunch". I mean you did now that it's common practice to serve the guy leaving a "joke lunch" laced with various specimans?!?

I mean, EVERYONE knows that! Ha. you had me going for a minute there UB. Eating the free lunch -HA. Geeze, I don't even think Martin would fall for that old prank.
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Tom in NJ - 2005-02-16 09:16:32
Wow, we gave you a "How Ya Doin'?" cake? We must've really liked the way your ass smelled. Good luck with the new/old gig!
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Barb - 2005-02-16 09:50:02
Now remember UB, let them (your old job co-workers) come to you to sniff your ass. They probably forgot how it smelled. Give them time. You will be back in the pack in no time.
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Darby - 2005-02-16 09:55:35
"I've never went back to a job" "I've never WENT back to a job"?????
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Stalker - 2005-02-16 10:37:26
Good luck with going back to yor old job !
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deedee - 2005-02-16 11:07:44
am i the only one that is going to miss martin? good luck with your new diggs UB.
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Agrees with Darby - 2005-02-16 11:50:23
"There's a few new salespeople there and a new graphic designer guy." How about .. There ARE a few new salespeople there....?
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Justagirl - 2005-02-16 12:05:50
Quit bashing UB's grammar! I'm sure none of you speak with perfect grammar all the time, let alone at 5:53 in the morning. Darby and Agrees, could either of you identify the different English tenses anyhow? And as it has been mentioned before it's a diary and one would type as one would think. And he does this for your amusement! So just appreciate what HE DOES FOR YOU, and quit moaning! good golly!
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erin - 2005-02-16 12:41:54
Darby and AWD: Shut up. I'm an English teacher, and I wasn't bothered enough by UB's grammar to write a correction. I'm sure you're just perfect grammar queens at 6AM, right?
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Queenie - 2005-02-16 12:53:50
Best of luck in your new job, UB.
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Groovn-girl - 2005-02-16 15:36:06
Sorry, UB, but if my husband changed jobs like you do, I'd be a nervous fucking wreck. How do you accumulate time off? Sick leave? RETIREMENT BENEFITS??? You know you're not going to have any social security benefits, they're all going to feed Bush's horses or some shit like that. Don't you worry about stuff like this? Oh crap, now I'm going to worry about it for you.
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awittykitty - 2005-02-16 17:15:11
I have twice returned to two different jobs at two different newspapers. Seems like they are particularly forgiving in the newspaper business. After one day, it'll seem like you never left. Good luck!
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Brandi - 2005-02-16 17:56:06
Can I start a betting pool about how long this job will last? ;-)
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grassyknoll - 2005-02-16 20:26:20
Consider yourself blessed to even HAVE a going-away party of any kind. I worked at my last job for just two weeks shy of 6 years, and I got nothing. Absolutely NOTHING. Good thing I'm too happy now to even care.
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Squeakster - 2005-02-16 23:32:26
Damn, I love this comments section! Darby and Agrees are only bustin' UB's chops for giggles. That's why I twisted up the "ordered in Chinese thing" too. Grassy, don't feel like the Lone Ranger, I left a job after 13 years with nothing more noteworthy than "Goodbye!". I think in order to get a party it is required for the poeple to LIKE YOU (either that or they are so glad to see you go they want to celebrate).
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mousemilk - 2005-02-17 04:38:23
This is the first entry in your diary I've read. Imagine that. Now imagine what I'm imagining when I read references to Piss Boy. I imagine I should leave the archive well alone. Salut!
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