Comments:

Barry - 2005-03-03 07:49:23
It just happened by chance....but here I am,hands raised,armpits exposed,fists held triumphantly on a cyber hill that will last for a day.
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Barry again - 2005-03-03 07:53:15
Okay...now that I'm over the surprise of O posts,I can tell you to break the Mr. T starter kit out,Bob.And whatever you do,wear boxers (no Munsingwear,dog)and NO belt.The Billy Bob teef with a gold cap would show you care too....
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Gary - 2005-03-03 08:06:28
Any fool can be first. Third is where it's at man!
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Bartacus - 2005-03-03 08:49:49
So does this mean you'll be playing some Fantasia too? (grin)
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hydrogeek - 2005-03-03 09:10:13
I'm so excited. We get to hear about another wacked out wedding, *possibly* a story better than the Redneck Wedding From Hell. I could pee my pants from anticipation.
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barrys fan - 2005-03-03 09:11:15
guys who are 1st , well uh is it warm in here??
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anenigma - 2005-03-03 09:13:46
"...it's pronounced retarded." Good god. I cannot wait for this wedding.
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gretsch - 2005-03-03 09:22:00
GET PICTURES!!!
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Andy - 2005-03-03 09:55:33
I think you should work the "Dicksucking hall of fame" statment into your "between songs banter". Nothing that a father and mother of the bride like better is a good daughter dick sucking joke.
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purplecigar - 2005-03-03 10:02:54
I can't WAIT to read the follow-up entry to this.
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Squeakster - 2005-03-03 10:19:07
Imagine me quoting (vague) statistics... Don't most "accidents" occur within a close radius of home? Knock 'em out the box, UB!
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erin - 2005-03-03 10:31:36
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I cannot wait to hear this story.
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tracy - 2005-03-03 11:42:14
Oh man, that will be some kind of random fiesta. Looking forward to the update.
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Justagirl - 2005-03-03 11:56:18
Oh UB I can't wait! if you learned anything from the redneck wedding, is to take lots of pictures and video and sell them. I love the "...it's pronounced retarded." line, made me laugh out loud. You're an amazing writer and I only wish that someday I'll be able to match your skills... writing skills that is....
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Divaah46 - 2005-03-03 13:23:01
Uncle Bob: Make sure you have Mace or Pepper Spray on hand, not to mention a good bail bondsman or 24 hour law office on speed dial. Something tells me you will need either or both of those before that party is over. Some ear plugs wouldn't hurt either.
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Jay Nickola - 2005-03-03 14:19:46
Don't worry, Uncle Bob. The happy couple have two whole weeks in which to blow themsleves up while cooking some delicious meth. It's pretty much a lock. Sure, you won't get paid, but this bunch has "BAD RISK" tattooed all over their foreheads.
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Nysha - 2005-03-03 16:37:23
I can't wait until the write up, but it's still pretty sad to hear about a couple of underaged druggies having babies. Too bad meth doesn't make you sterile.
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libragirl - 2005-03-03 17:46:31
I can't wait for the wedding. I couldn't be more excited if it was my own.
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cosmicrayola - 2005-03-03 17:56:16
Hey! You called the groom retarded? Watch who you be calling retarded. Have some respect. That's the bride's brother your talkin about!
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pairadimes - 2005-03-03 19:20:49
have you purchased your Kevlar DJ booth yet?
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Noboody'sDamnedDogg - 2005-03-03 20:15:40
A little unwanted advice from someone who has been down that road: pack a gun and get paid up front.
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Azimel - 2005-03-04 09:47:48
Avoid people in red bandanas... or blue... hell, avoid getting into all conversations. Hope you get out alive and unscathed to write about it! ^^;
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Michele - 2005-03-04 09:51:01
I'm sure you've already thought of this but..GET THE MONEY UP FRONT.
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saidnot - 2005-03-04 20:01:24
Man, if I didn't have to be at the freakin' museum I'd offer to be your assistant for the night to see that one. ;-)
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KellyLove - 2005-03-06 10:32:08
Uncle Bob, you are one funny muthaf*cka, number one in the hood, G. Word.
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