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Comments:
cosmicrayola - 2005-03-09 06:29:32
I'd rather go to the rodeo than see Bush even if I knew I couldn't win. Hell, I'd rather go to the rodeo even if Bush would pay me to go see him. Hell, I'd rather go to..... You catch my drift. Oh, and "FIRST". Ya, whatever.
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Barry - 2005-03-09 07:11:28
The Andrew story reminds me of my favorite "Jack Handey"
When my child asked me why there is rain,I replied, "thats because God is crying"
"Why,Daddy?"
"Probably because of something you did"
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fifi - 2005-03-09 07:12:46
How come I manage to get second? Oh, everybody else must have gone to the Rodeo. Or they all got strep.
Well done, me.
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fifi - 2005-03-09 07:13:47
OK I dont type fast enough. Third!!
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Squeakster - 2005-03-09 07:42:13
And therein lies the true beauty of being "Third". You have to wait for it, then rush before it is snatched from your grasp. (Now, I'll go read the entry)
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E - 2005-03-09 07:47:27
I wish we could ALL pass up the president in favor of doing some Karoke.
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invisibledon - 2005-03-09 08:06:53
anytime you tell a kid that a parent is sick they have to go see that sick parent - you should have just said she was hung over that keeps them away - oh and you know you'll probably get strep now too - cause it's fun like that
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Squeakster - 2005-03-09 08:10:10
Note to UB: First, after 8 inches you don't get to call it a pee pee anymore. Second, I'll bet the lady D.A. had already given Dubya the nod on you as the "go to" guy for questions. (Secret: I only made this comment in this fashion to claim having actually written the words 1st, 2nd & 3rd in the same UB comments section!)
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-03-09 08:16:50
Hey Aesop... Wouldn't it be kind of ironic or have some sort of moral to your story if you passed up the chance to see the President to go sing Karaoke and you caught the Strep from your wife and couldn't sing? Kind of like when you sold your pocket watch to buy Susie those pretty combs for her long, beautiful hair and she cut and sold her long, beautiful hair to buy you a chain for your pocket watch...
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Not Fair and Never Balanced... - 2005-03-09 08:59:08
I'm not saying that Michael Moore might be a tad bit one sided, but if you enjoy his jaundiced, flame throwing, word twisting, distorted and deceitful documentaries, then you might want to see "FahrenHYPE 911". I certainly love watching Mr. Moore's work, but I know how to tell when he's lying (Hint: his lips move.)
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Andy - 2005-03-09 09:22:59
You're a journalist, and you pass up going to see the President to go to a rodeo? And you base this on seeing Fareinheit 9-11?
And people say that journalism is dead in the US. At the least, I'd think you'd cover the story un-baised and within the cannons of journalism. Jesus, as a humor writer you could at least lampoon the president. WTF?
There's a thin line between being a newspaper guy and pissboy in your town. very thin.
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Mikey Moore - 2005-03-09 09:46:18
I have an out of work, retarded cousin who used to haul pee around town. Does your newspaper have an opening for a reporter? From what I've read, my cousin has all the qualifications to cover major events in your area and become head reporter in a matter of minutes.
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Barb - 2005-03-09 10:02:28
8? hahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahaha
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erin - 2005-03-09 10:18:19
I don't think he's JUST basing it on seeing Fahrenheiht 9-11. I think it also has to do with the fact that the President is a lying asshole. And no, I didn't that from watching a Michael Moore movie, but rather from watching the news (Weapons of Mass Destruction, anyone??).
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Justagirl - 2005-03-09 10:40:52
I had a friend of a friend who gave her boyfriend an infection casue she had strep and gave to her boyfriend by giving him head...
Ok it was really a friend not a friend's friend....
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MB - 2005-03-09 11:39:27
Why would you give her an 8 inch erection? Wouldn't she much rather have *your* erection?
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awittykitty - 2005-03-09 11:40:03
In reference to Mikey Moore's comments: How do you think Dan Rather started....
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mikey moore - 2005-03-09 12:17:27
In reference to awittykitty comments: No. Dan Rather got his start as printing phoney millitary documents for the viet cong back in '68
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phillip - 2005-03-09 12:29:18
and your mother got her start by working the docks. thank you, and good night.
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Julie - 2005-03-09 13:39:40
Hey Bob... I used to watch Lion King a LOT. And by a lot, I mean I can still recite the whole movie by heart. So you should be happy you've only just started watching it. :)
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not sayin' - 2005-03-09 15:11:40
I once got a strep infection after playing around with my boyfriend who had strep throat but didn't know it yet... the infection was, however, not in my throat, but in my NIPPLE.
The pain was exquisite; I couldn't wear a bra and I had to walk around holding my shirt out from my chest so that nothing touched, and I was still in so much pain that I was crying.
I went to the doctor and had to be examined (each exam more excruciating than the last) by four doctors before they finally had a hunch and cultured it. I have to stop typing this comment now because I have no more reference words for that much pain.
Still want that blowjob, UB?
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am sayin' - 2005-03-09 16:13:40
Oh, not sayin', your Fruedian slip betrays you. Exquisite pain? Your fingers say "no, no, no", but your nipples say "yes, yes, yes". Maybe you should go write a Suck Ass Poem about it. UB is waiting...
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am sayin' - 2005-03-09 16:13:50
Oh, not sayin', your Fruedian slip betrays you. Exquisite pain? Your fingers say "no, no, no", but your nipples say "yes, yes, yes". Maybe you should go write a Suck Ass Poem about it. UB is waiting...
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IV:XX - 2005-03-09 16:19:40
am sayin', it looks like YOUR fingers are the ones saying, "yes, yes, YES!"
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am sayin' - 2005-03-09 16:21:07
Sorry about the double post. I think that I am overheated. Overheated like an infected nipple!
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joe - 2005-03-09 16:25:41
woohoo thentyfourth comment!
oh yeah... who's yo daddy now?
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Strepnipple - 2005-03-09 18:26:22
FOUR doctors?
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Squeakster - 2005-03-09 18:31:44
not sayin' totally derailed the mud slinging that was about to begin between Bush supporters and others with that exquiste nipple of hers (or his!)*notes comment about chest instead of bosom*
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flowers floating candles - 2005-12-31 04:17:26
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