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Tenshi - 2005-04-11 08:43:26
FIRST UB!!! I ROCK!!!
... no donations yet for poor lil' ol me. :( (see name link)
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Tenshi - 2005-04-11 08:44:28
UB! FIRST! :D :D
No donations for me yet. :( (Name link)
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memme - 2005-04-11 08:47:02
3rd
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mattie gee - 2005-04-11 09:00:56
poor bawby. hey, how bout taking tha drew dogg to a DJ gig....for drunk boss...heh.
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Andy - 2005-04-11 09:28:45
It could have been worse. Andrew could have gotten sick in the moon walk bouce thing. That would have made you even more popular.
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IV:XX - 2005-04-11 09:29:33
We had to quit going to the baseball games in our town after they installed a permanent 'Kid Zone' ($5.00 for full access). We would pay for the parking, pay for the tickets, pay for the hotdogs and drinks, then finally get to our seats ($50 poorer) only to be subjected to a constant barrage of, "When can we go play? Huh? We want to go to the slide. When can we go to the slide? Can we go now? Huh? Can we go after this out? Huh? When can we go? Daaaaaaaddd? Can we go now? We want to go plaaaayyyyyy." And on and on and on and on. The next thing you know you've spent $100, the game is over and you haven't seen a single inning. Me hates the ballpark inflatables.
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-11 09:34:07
I like that Andrew duped you not once, not twice, but at least thrice (that we know of). And you were so mad at him that you took the cool action shot of him going down the slide. You should be proud that the lil' tyke is coming out of his shell.
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Joey - 2005-04-11 09:39:00
UB, I totally feel your pain! My kid acted up in a Dillards once and I carried her out of there by her waist and the whole time she was screaming "nooooo mommy don't hurt me...don't hurt meeeeeeeeeeeeeee". I hate that. People stare at you like you're a child abuser and really it's just your kid getting you back for not letting them act like a wild animal in a store. Don't you just *love* parenting???
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lorrie - 2005-04-11 09:49:34
try being Caucasian and carrying out a screaming Chinese kid! The looks--the stares...
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Karen - 2005-04-11 09:58:50
Satan in diapers. Why don't you spawn a second child!
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Andy - 2005-04-11 10:08:10
I've taught all my neices and nephews that when your parent tries to forcably take you away from the Moon Bounce, or the ballpit at Chuck E Cheese, The easiest way to get them to stop is scream out "You're not my daddy! HELP!"
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laura - 2005-04-11 10:55:35
Aww, he had so much fun. I love the pic. Every now and then, you gotta let your kid live like the rest of the world. Kids Gone Wild!
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Squeakzilla - 2005-04-11 11:17:45
I warned you. Back when Andrew created the compound swear word and you didn't say anything. I warned you that he was testing you. From that initial test, Andrew now thinks you are a tard. He will continue to test you this way while he mentally charts your responses. Testing the boundaries, if you will. That kid is a genius. And... He's ALL BOY! Wait until he starts using logic on you.
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m - 2005-04-11 11:25:05
It's parents like you that make me never want to have children.
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lostmystic76 - 2005-04-11 11:43:28
LMFAO! Ah don't worry - I think all youngins act like this...they just can't help themselves. Goodness, how old is Andrew now. I haven't been reading in a while, but I can remember when he was just a lil guy! My BF's son is 7, and let's just say that he has a lot of energy. Drives the BF nuts sometimes, but I just remind myself that I was probably just as goofy when I was that age....oh to be a kid again....fuck those lines! LoL!
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s - 2005-04-11 11:55:09
what makes you think that allowing a child to act like a hellion in your own house will somehow just stay within the walls of your house?
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Northstar - 2005-04-11 12:40:19
UB, you forgot to include the part of the story where you reprimand the boy and explain the concept of "waiting in line" while emphasizing certain syllables with a hose.
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tm - 2005-04-11 13:07:46
I particularly liked this sentence:
'Finally, he stopped, went out the exit and laughed crazily'
He's still in diapers right? Good luck with that one. heh.
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Leslie - 2005-04-11 13:59:20
You are wayyyyyyyyy more patience then me!!
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Amy - 2005-04-11 15:31:52
I feel ya.
Funny, I can tell just by lookin' who in the comments section has or doesn't have kids.
So the other day my son ran off and vanished in Target, and after I panicked, hollered his name repeatedly, found him, and employed the Redneck Hold, I loudly let it be known that I was "Going to Go All White-Trash on You In the Target" blah blah blah.
Then I made him sit in the cart seat forever.
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Dennis - 2005-04-11 18:21:12
Damn, some of y'all just need to get a grip. Do you not remember being a kid and throwing temper tantrums and generally acting like satan incarnate for absolutely no reason? I sure as hell do - that's why I don't want kids.
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cosmic - 2005-04-11 18:21:54
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am sooooooo glad mine are grown!
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Dea - 2005-04-11 18:24:24
I'm taking bets that "m" and "s" are the same person!
UB is a great parent and all children test boundaries and are hard to handle, if they aren't is a good sign that their parent hold their proverbial leashes too tightly and don't let their children be children... so m&s I would guess that you would be one of those parents so it would be best that you don't procreate!!!
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Raven - 2005-04-11 20:03:59
Aww ... I was LOLing here .. that was a funny story. I know it wasn't funny at the time for you .. but it was very cute. I'm a new reader so I don't know how old Andrew is but I can guarantee you that you have many more years and many more episodes like this one. I have a 10 month old grandson and i can't wait to do it all over again ....
:)
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Onyx - 2005-04-11 21:35:30
Every kid does this. If not they're freak who isn't having fun being a kid. No worries UB.
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MrsSquidley - 2005-04-12 09:25:03
This is normal behavior. When kids don't act like this every now and then.. well that's when you should grab your family jewels and run the other way at speeds no man should even think of going 'cause they have other plans that no one will find out about until they've eaten their 10th grade math teacher or the old lady next door!!
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Jesus Christ - 2005-04-12 15:12:56
beat that kid's ass. hell, even god whooped mine every once in a while.
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Jen - 2005-04-13 00:52:34
Why do people give a shit whether or not they post their comments 1st, 2nd, or 3rd?
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to bug jen - 2005-04-13 02:21:43
Jen is upset because she is second to last. Relax darling you can always try tomorrow.
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m - 2005-04-13 03:31:49
Amy -- according to me, both you and Uncle Bob are in serious need of the SuperNanny.
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Sandra - 2005-04-13 11:10:29
I used to have this problem with my daughter (4 1/2). It only took three times carrying her out of wherever she was acting up and taking her home to bed to get that straightened out. Andrew needs to know you mean business.
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gift - 2005-12-31 04:08:06
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