Comments:

Lauren - 2005-04-29 10:01:49
First?
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Lori - 2005-04-29 10:05:01
I have been waiting since 5 am to be first. CRAP!
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Barb - 2005-04-29 10:07:30
So.... I am 3rd!?! Weeee! Oh Bobby, your potty mouth is a little too much!
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-04-29 10:10:28
What natural disaster are you going to unleash on your DJ victims next? You've now got the ability to cause an avalanche on unsuspecting bastards as they fumble through the fog bank that you have whipped up. Maybe if you could get a hail storm machine you would be complete. They can call you the Mother Nature of DJ-ing Skillz. Or maybe Heatmizer of the Dance Floor.
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Pork Tornado - 2005-04-29 10:10:32
Damn, I just shipped $8,000 worth of portrait drawings to various places around the country via fed ex.

Pray for me.
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Andy - 2005-04-29 10:11:33
Snow Juice? You mean Water?
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Connex - 2005-04-29 10:12:39
Not impressed with the servive then??
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that-andrea - 2005-04-29 10:20:35
What I want to know is, how can it take 2-3 motherfucking days for something to get here if I paid for overnight shipping, bitch? Why couldn't you have posted this BEFORE I ordered my new phatty mp3 player and picked FedEx to get it here? I'm pissed as a motherfucker, I paid for overnight shipping and the bitch ain't gettin here until Monday at the earliest.
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The Boy - 2005-04-29 10:22:39
Fed Ex promises all kinds of shit.... then gets the package to you by pack-mule. Tell the snow-juic people that they owe you a SECOND order for free, and let them bastards sweat it out too
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Ash - 2005-04-29 10:37:51
Had a similar thing happen to me with UPS. Only it was a 100 pound box of solid oak parts for a futon. Their truck apparently rolled over it - "destroyed contents" was all they would tell me over the phone. UPS lost a client that day, as the company that I bought from told the UPS people, while I was on the phone with them, that they would never ship UPS again.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-04-29 10:48:11
It's not just FedEX. I send (and recieve) a lot of Express Mail(tm) via USPS. I recently waited *10 DAYS* for something that was supposed to be delivered sub 24 hours! the only caveat is they refunded the sender the cost of postage but 10 day old information is worthless. Personally, I think "they" are all Patriot Act up in your mofo'ing business and sh*t, regardless of the carrier. I'll accept another explanation but I haven't heard one that makes more sense than mine. (UB is pissed!)
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whatchutalkinboutwillis - 2005-04-29 10:51:22
Snow Juice? What the hells a snow juice? Wha?!!
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Carol - 2005-04-29 11:47:05
UPS isn't much better, as a friend and I discovered when I tried to ship a laptop to him for repair. The overnight package? Took nearly a motherfucking week to get there. Many a UPS posterior orifice was jaggedly created that week, let me tell you.
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lori,lauren and big barb - 2005-04-29 12:20:12
we really try to be funny by setting our alarms super early to read about your snow juice - but more importantly to fight about FIRST!! kisses
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Allie - 2005-04-29 12:46:38
See, that's why I don't order anything bigger than my local (and yes, slow-assed) normal post office people can handle. And usually the guy who brings me my package is HOT!
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lorrie - 2005-04-29 13:09:23
1989, I photographed a wedding and send the pictures by fedex. one month later they were not delivered. fedex couldn't find the house and decided to wait until somebody called about them. no kiddin'.
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lazyblue - 2005-04-29 13:13:40
Damn Fedex. I stayed home on morning to wait for a Fedex delivery. I saw the f*cking truck drive into the parking lot of the apartment building, make a f*cking U-turn and drive away. 15 minutes later, the f*cking tracking site says "attempted delivery: no answer". F*ck no answer. Didn't even get out of the truck to ring the door bell. Didn't even f*cking stop the truck!
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Chris - 2005-04-29 14:15:02
Dude! My normal snail mail guy is HOTTTTT! He walks around in these cute blue shorts and that oh so trendy blue shirt with the stripes! I have found if I come home for lunch, I can catch my mail man delivering the mail...ring twice will you? ha ha jk. Wait is that the milk man? Whatever it was funny at first. (Oh and before you jump to the conclusion that I'm gay, lemme inform you I'm a chick)
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The BITCH - 2005-04-29 16:02:51
You guys wanting to be first are so lame!! Why the fuck are you waiting at 5 A M to be first on Uncle Bob's comment page??!! Get a life!!!
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Mary - 2005-04-29 16:45:50
I cannot stand FedEx... I just recently came to this conclusion. Same problem as you, UB- I work, therefore, I am not there to wait for the FedEx truck all day long. They keep leaving me lovely notes stating that they'll try to deliver it tomorrow. Well, you're going to have the same problem- I WORK. AT AN OFFICE. THAT IS NOT MY HOUSE. Now, I have to drive for 45 minutes to a FedEx center to pick up a package. Mf'ers.
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meme - 2005-04-29 17:26:47
next time order stuff to make a bomb that way you will get it overnight. I hate fed ex!
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Stardancer2001 - 2005-04-29 17:52:24
Well, Fed Ex has been good to me so far... USPS sucks like a brand new Hoover! UPS only sucks slightly less than USPS.
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Gigi - 2005-04-29 18:01:29
Fedex sucks!!! We have a similar story to yours: http://www.gorgeousandsassy.com/fedex.htm
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Jamie - 2005-04-29 18:05:55
Wait.... snow machine? ..... why?
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dhl-lover - 2005-04-29 19:03:04
i shipped a package with fed-ex once, too, about 3 years ago. when it arrives, i'll let you know... and UPS has never successfully completed a delivery for me without some kind of mf'ing incident. they went one better than the fed-ex uturn guy, lazyblue - they walked onto the mf'ing porch and put the "tried to deliver" note without knocking. they actually took the time to get out of their truck to be full of shit. and wow, theBitch, haven't you anything better to do than post on a comment board to harass other posters? perhaps you could go work for mf'ing fed-ex to fill your time...
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grassyknoll - 2005-04-29 22:37:38
*nod* FedEx Ground lost a package of mine, too. And UPS has mangled mine more than once. And DHL's too expensive. Better to just drive out and buy the motherfucking stuff yourself.
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Kariem - 2005-05-01 11:01:10
i hate ups and FedEx both, they both cant ever send a package AFTER i come home, and i get these retarded stickers on my door, saying that i have two more deliveries left. I once ran out of deliveries, and they told me i had to drive to some hick town miles away to get my motherfucking computer parts. shipping sucks
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michelle - 2005-05-01 11:45:49
motherfuck!!!
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tracy - 2005-05-01 21:06:01
shit UB, you've been served.
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Marg - 2005-05-03 08:00:42
Now you're just confusing us!! Snow machine??? I thought you had one of those fog machines??? What's next, a motherfucking HAIL thrower???
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Jill - 2005-05-03 12:29:28
Holy fuck! I, for one, LOVED the profanity in this entry! I need to motherfuckin write more like you, my hilarious entertainer! Great rant.
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motherfuckin expert! - 2005-05-03 14:11:29
Snow juice = highly refined sarin nerve gas Doh!
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