Comments:

Lora - 2005-05-05 08:01:04
Ahahahahah. I'm so glad you dont have to keep it to yourself anymore UB. Well done.
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Mark - 2005-05-05 08:46:45
2nd?
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Mark - 2005-05-05 08:47:01
2nd?
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Squeakzilla - 2005-05-05 08:59:33
Me too! And Rebecca Romijn also.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-05-05 09:01:46
...But I will not satisfy anyone's curosity by explaining when, where and least of all, how.
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Andy - 2005-05-05 09:06:07
You lost an award to Pork? I find that hard to belive.

Paual Abdul. Yea. I did her.
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Bing - 2005-05-05 09:10:17
does it kind of count if I wanked to her picture once?
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Stevie - 2005-05-05 09:28:52
Paula Adbul came on to me, too, but my squeeze at the time threatened to scratch her eyes out. A lot of my friends and family criticized her for that, and told me that I shouldn't put up with that kind of behavior, but I felt I had to defend her (and myself), so I just told them, "Hey, what did you expect? This is the kind of thing you get used to when you're sleeping with Morgan Fairchild." Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Karen - 2005-05-05 09:41:42
That...was....the.....most beautiful poem I have ever read. I laughed, I cried. It touched me in ways I'll never be able to explain. Thanks Uncle Bob, you've changed my life.
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liesal - 2005-05-05 09:59:01
Who did paula abdul have an affiar with????
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liesal - 2005-05-05 09:59:11
Who did paula abdul have an affiar with????
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Paula - 2005-05-05 10:00:23
Shame on you Bob for telling our love secrets to the world! If anyone calls you and asks anything, just... deny it, okay?
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Gretsch - 2005-05-05 10:05:06
Just to know my childhood fantasy was real for somebody!!! You RAWK unky!
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Whinerhater - 2005-05-05 10:33:15
Okay, but why doesn't she wear her trophy "I Fucked Uncle Bob" T-shirt like the rest of us??
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Spamneggs - 2005-05-05 10:34:17
Damn dat Paula Adbul is a fine muthfukka...I wanna spackle her hairy axe wound, too.
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awittykitty - 2005-05-05 10:34:39
You wouldn't have lost if you had had a threesome with Simon and Ryan Seacrest....
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The Boy - 2005-05-05 10:53:24
UB's affair was alot shorter... like 48 seconds long if you know what I mean (Oh SNAP!!!)...psyche!
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Dodger - 2005-05-05 11:03:37
I'm just grateful you didn't confess in full your telephone sex affair with Pat O'Brien.
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Megan - 2005-05-05 13:00:04
Oh gosh, you need to put a warning on your diary for entries like that. I am in the middle of the university lab (about 100 people in here), and I just cracked up laughing. Then of course people were looking at me weird. And if that wasn't enough, I scroll down, while people are staring at me, and in big letter is the word "FUCKED" nonetheless, it was funny as hell.
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Chris - 2005-05-05 13:05:40
Thats funny, I read ub in lab too!!!
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Fuzzy Grey - 2005-05-05 15:07:17
I *LOVED* Spellbound...eff off, I was, like 15 when it came out, of COURSE, I loved it.
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deb - 2005-05-05 15:31:40
Paula's a choreographer, so I'll bet she could make up a really neat dance for you if you set that poem to music. How about to the tune of "Play that funky music, white boy?" Go ahead, hit the back button on your browser and try it!
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Joey - 2005-05-05 17:30:47
Thank you so much UB for your openness on this subject. I'm sure this was extremely difficult for you to admit. I think we need to start the "I fucked Paula Abdul" diaryring. I'll bet there are more out there than we all know. *raises hand* I too fucked Paula Abdul.... (and shit I'm a girl!) hehehehe
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Joey - 2005-05-05 17:32:33
UB, I am amazed by your courage to finally tell your story that you too, fucked Paula Abdul. I'm sure there are many out there just like you. Who is gonna start the "I fucked Paula Abdul too" diary ring???
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Muffin - 2005-05-05 20:19:51
Damnit. That bitch was cheating on me?!
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Kelly - 2005-05-05 21:21:09
God, I LOVE You!
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greer - 2005-05-05 22:33:32
Dudes. I had her back in the 90's when she was hot.
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Katy - 2005-05-06 10:38:45
omg, this means your wang has been in the same place that Emilio Estevez's has!
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Beckky - 2005-05-08 06:56:40
TV Queen? Have you seen a picture of her with her OLD nose?!!
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