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Comments:
Carolyn - 2005-05-11 08:46:40
does she have a name?
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Jen - 2005-05-11 08:50:36
Congratulations!! :)
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tif - 2005-05-11 09:26:16
as if reading about your sister's vagina could somehow not be enough...
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Carrie - 2005-05-11 09:35:58
My kids were all big like that too :) Congrats on the new niece :)
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Maphis - 2005-05-11 09:36:55
her name is legion.
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Evil Stepmother - 2005-05-11 09:37:22
Congratulations, from a girl who arrived on this earth 19 inches long and 10lbs, 12oz. I know people who have had twins who, collectively, didn't weigh that much.
My sister, who was first, was 4 inches longer and 3.5 pounds lighter. I was the easy one though, because she came out woith her elbows out, hands behind her head, like she was just chillin'.
So I'm thinking the'll send your sister's hoo-ha to the same place they studied my mom's. Give that girl an expensive belated mom's day gift, pronto!
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Peaches - 2005-05-11 09:46:20
My bouncing baby boy entered this world at 11 pounds, 1 ounce. Are you surprised he's an only child?
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Whinerhater - 2005-05-11 10:00:01
HA, childbirth. I pushed out eight pounds of screaming human being with no epidural; and I still have my vagina, thank you. So any dick who says women are the weaker sex has absolutely NO CLUE. This does not include you, Uncle Bob, 'cause you rock. Re: Diet Vanilla Dr. Pepper, I'll go you one better: my husband puts VANILLA in MAC & CHEESE. vooooommmmiiiitttttt
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-05-11 10:04:23
I had a turd that had to be at least 14 pounds the other day. Looked kinda like Nessie peeking out of Loch Ness.
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Dea - 2005-05-11 10:37:01
My neice is one year old today, but she was little, so no exciting story there, but congrats... babies rock!
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The Boy - 2005-05-11 10:39:35
Since no one else has claimed numerical prominence today... ELEVENTH!!
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Scott - 2005-05-11 10:57:14
women are the equal sex. it's true.
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espagnola - 2005-05-11 11:08:53
Yes, it's true
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haley - 2005-05-11 12:37:36
I can't believe your sister had an epidural!
Childbirth is beautiful and natural. Any woman who interferes with this beautiful process is a brainwashed wimp.
Now back to my crack pipe!!
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Lora - 2005-05-11 13:00:52
Congrats UB, make sure to spoil her rotten ;)
The Boy - Nobody cares what number you are, get over it.
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crush on the boy - 2005-05-11 13:06:23
I care.
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Kaite - 2005-05-11 14:45:11
I'm not sure why, but I care too.
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Jill - 2005-05-11 15:08:31
I'm not sure why, but I care TOO!
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-11 15:55:42
Holy exploding vaginas! See, this is the problem with having a short attention span and reading all the funny comments. At this point I can't remember what it is that everybody cares about!
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leebeenz - 2005-05-11 17:31:00
Geez and I thought my 8 pound 2 once girl was big! Congratulations to your sister. Great day to have the baby as well. My daughter was born on this day one year ago.
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teri - 2005-05-11 19:56:42
congrats!
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Slimy - 2005-05-11 20:50:42
Does your vagina hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
like a Continental Soldier?
Does your vagina hang low?
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Jamie - 2005-05-12 00:12:26
Haha, 9 is nothing. My boyfriend was 11 when he came out.
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Dreamies - 2005-05-12 03:19:20
Congrats on the new niece!
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fifi - 2005-05-12 05:46:54
Congratulations . Now you're Uncle Uncle Bob. Men who want to understand childbirth, take a firm grip of your lower lip. Both hands. Now pull it over your head. Helps if someone can shout encouragement, and tell you to "remember to breathe!" meanwhile.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-05-12 06:30:29
I can't resist. Baby (neice) got BACK! (no homo)
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