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Am I really first??? - 2005-05-17 08:34:59
Whoopee!
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TheNextSithLord - 2005-05-17 08:48:32
I do not find your making fun of us Star Wars fans to be funny. I will use the force and use Jedi mind control to make you understand what will become of those who talk about the Force in jest. I will send a Bounty Hunter to cast you into carbonite and then make you the love slave of a Wookie.
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Dangerspouse - 2005-05-17 08:52:43
Us Lord of the Rings fans think your comments about Star Wars louts were spot on.
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IV:XX - 2005-05-17 08:57:43
Star Wars is like the old cowboy and Indian shoot-em-ups from the 50's, except set in space. Come now, you like the old cowboy and Indian movies, don't you? < : < : < waves hand > : > : >
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Andy - 2005-05-17 09:04:29
Everbody loves Raymond sucked. It wasn't funny. It was annoying. The wife's characture was a complete f'ing bitch. They only occasional, rare moment of any entertainment came from Chris Elliot.
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The Boy - 2005-05-17 09:44:47
New Pilot: Everyone Loves Uncle Bob... someone get Mark Burnett on the phone!!
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epipie - 2005-05-17 10:27:06
Have you seen the commercial that goes: "In ___ days: Sith Happens"? NERRRRDY! But I guess that's the crowd they were goin' for.
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Tenshi Amidala - 2005-05-17 10:43:12
Hey. DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE NERDS! *runs off crying* ...there's only one more movie left! :( :( :( :( :(
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Wanda - 2005-05-17 10:47:26
SURVIVORRRRRRRRRRR...SURVIVORRRRRR...I'M GONNA BE A SURVIVOOOORRRRR!!!!!! The tribe has spoken :oP
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Kara - 2005-05-17 10:58:51
Everybody Loves Raymond was poo. He did some idiotic thing, she got pissed off, his kids pretended to be cute, his mother was a bitch, his father a sexist, and then his idiocy was resolved. Repeat...
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smartest one - 2005-05-17 11:26:20
Everyone loves Raymond was a great show, you people must not be "family orientated" losers
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Dodger - 2005-05-17 11:42:28
Man, UB, I wish you could be the recapper for the TWoP's "Survivor". The one they have now sucks the pleasure out of watching and snarking.
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JulieU - 2005-05-17 12:05:16
Since you tried to watch the Raymond special, I guess I am the only person who hasn't bothered to watch that show. Now if only the Jim Belushi show would shrivel up and die... But I fear there are 2 more 'family' sitcoms with slightly different variables in their formulaic comedy to take the places of Jim and Raymond.
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artgnome - 2005-05-17 12:18:19
Am I the only one who thinks Ray Romano's best gig was as a Mastadon in Ice Age? probably. Star Wars is da bomb, as well as LOTR, but that's what DVDs and VHS are for people, to relive the moment whenever one is ever in that "geeky" mood.
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britney - 2005-05-17 12:31:54
I also could never sit through a whole episode of Raymond. I just felt like announcing the fact that i work in a theatre and its gonna suuuuuuck. so wait for the DVD!!!
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Joe - 2005-05-17 12:39:37
Sadly you are VERY CONFUSED! Amazing Race is THE GREATEST reality show ever!! How sad for you that you think Survivor is worth watching. Now THAT show sucketh!! As for Raymond, he could get annoying, but I found last nights show funny!! And that's all folks!
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robin - 2005-05-17 13:16:56
Ok, I am the biggest loser. I liked Raymond. I found it funny, though sometimes it was just another episode.. meh. I watched Amazing Race just because Rob and Amber were on it. And dammit, she should have seen the sign to the platform! :) I love Survivor, though the one before this last one was boring as all hell. Good twists in this last one. YAY TOM! I love Star Wars, and it better not suck ass like Episode 1. (I still want to see Jar Jar die horribly!)
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awittykitty - 2005-05-17 13:53:07
If I were on "Survivor" I would have voted Raymond off first. What a whiny, nasily, crybaby. I tried watching his show a couple of times, but it was too much like my real life growing up and I'm in therapy now. Oy!
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stalker - 2005-05-17 14:47:54
Amazing Race > Survivor anytime.
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Nance - 2005-05-17 14:56:11
Personally, I prefer the old sitcoms. . .gimme a Seinfeld, or even a Three's Company. They're pointless and hysterical. I watch t.v. to relax before going to sleep. Network t.v. pretty much sucks, if I want true entertainment, I watch a movie.
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Fuzzy Grey - 2005-05-17 15:21:43
Yeah, just like sometimes "Uncles Bob's Diary O' Chuckles does not, in fact, garner chuckles. Wait, does that get me thrown out? Well, screw it, I didn't need to hang around you reality show watchin', Raymond-hatin', fogging out party madapakas anyway.... heh.
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nottheonlyonewhodidntloveraymond - 2005-05-17 18:43:26
yay! it's not just me! i am not the only person in america who hated that show! the sad part is, i *do* think ray romano is funny, in general - but that show and his part in it were so NOT funny, i always felt the title quite ironic.
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Jdizzle - 2005-05-17 19:28:03
I used to call Raymond "Nobody loves Raymond" and refused to let any of my roommates watch the show in our house. Whether I was there or not. Then one day I watched it, and it was funny. I hated Robert, and his woman, when she showed up. I hate Deborah because she's such a fuckin' feminist... but sometimes she understood me, man. And she made it okay to tell your man what a fuckup he can be. And I smoke way too much pot. lol
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Chad - 2005-05-17 19:29:36
This survivor was the best in years, wasn't it? Finally, someone who deserved to win, won. Also, the reunion special reminded me that I love anyone who had a hand in keeping Wanda from assaulting the ears and sensibilities of right thinking Americans everywhere. Also, getting her and the dumb surfer dude off early allowed the quick ousting of the lawyer lady, who no one had the nerve to say, they voted off because whe was a raging control freak bitch.
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Chad - 2005-05-17 19:30:25
This survivor was the best in years, wasn't it? Finally, someone who deserved to win, won. Also, the reunion special reminded me that I love anyone who had a hand in keeping Wanda from assaulting the ears and sensibilities of right thinking Americans everywhere. Also, getting her and the dumb surfer dude off early allowed the quick ousting of the lawyer lady, who no one had the nerve to say, they voted off because whe was a raging control freak bitch.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-05-18 09:27:54
Uh, I don't think Star Wars Fanatics deserve to be called "geeks". Science Fiction Fantasy lends itself more towards role players and the like. And... Rat: The other, other white meat. (heh)
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Annie - 2005-05-18 12:45:43
I couldn't stand "Raymond" either. The few times I tried to watch it, I had to fight a desperate urge inside to keep from blurting out, "Nut up, Ray! For god's sake, grow a pair!" Not a fun show to watch. Nope. I always thought that show was particularly mean to men and demeaning in how men and women both are portrayed. What if that show had been about a woman who acted like/was treated like Raymond was? The media uproar would never stop. Oh, and to the commenter who said something about not having family values if you didn't like the show? Ppbbffffttt! I'm happily married with two wonderful kids, stable, sound values, etc., and we have a great family. Glad that annoying show is gone.
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Bwah! - 2005-05-18 16:55:21
I liked Raymond. That is all. Of all the "reality" shows I have to say that my favorite is Britney and Kevin. I so want to be them. It is the best show on tv right now. Oh, I just smoked a massive amount of crack too.
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FireLine - 2005-05-18 22:58:14
The everyone loves raymond show was funny, mostly because it reminds me of my own life. As for starwars well thats just stupid, george lucas is an ass who couldn't write a plosable script even if he had chaffing from his huge ass cheeks rubbing together. And for all you nerds out there giving uncle bob shit about saying starwars is crap get over it, its a movie with flaws the size of the movie screen they orginially play on. If you people can't see that maybe you need to get your glasses made thicker or something you bunch of fucking geeks
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Justagirl - 2005-05-19 11:27:27
Fireline is meaaaannnnn.... I don't really like Starwars but I won't call people mean things just casue they don't. sheesh.. dude it's plausible...
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SoNotaNeRd - 2005-05-19 12:42:05
I think everyone just needs to chill out & smoke some weed while giving George Lucas the finger.
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Connex - 2005-05-20 08:42:08
I can feel the ground shaking from all the Star Wars geeks stampeding to the nearest cinema. Stars Wars while smoking weed... cool idea, haven't done that for a while.
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J - 2005-05-20 09:15:21
WHERE'S UB AT?! Don't tell me the Star War fans got to him...
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Scott - 2005-05-20 09:39:04
He died.
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Stevie - 2005-05-20 09:44:25
He didn't die. He just had to go take a piss, boy.
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Dawn - 2005-05-20 10:57:46
Nope - I'm pretty sure he died.
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Scott - 2005-05-20 11:48:41
See? Told you, Stevie.
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Rachel - 2005-05-20 12:04:03
Didn't someone tell him that all he's allowed to do is sit at his desk and post?? Dammit!
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Andy - 2005-05-20 12:32:40
I heard UB got arrested.
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Jessica - 2005-05-20 12:49:34
There are still anti-sodomy laws in Alabama?
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Andy - 2005-05-20 12:55:23
Apparently so Jessica. Apparently so.
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Bridget Jones - 2005-05-20 22:47:50
I hate Raymond and his idiot family too. And Survivor (watch like you do once in a while to laugh at it). Never watched The Amazing Race. Would have to be in 4 point traction on morphine with only one channel TV to even consider it. And then I'd only watch the commercials. Bridg
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erin - 2005-05-21 23:57:13
What, Dodger? I loved UB's recaps; however, Miss Alli's recaps hardly take the joy out of snarking. She's brilliantly funny. You suck.
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whatchutalkinboutwillis - 2005-05-22 00:14:38
Everybody doesn't love Raymond? Are you all out of your fucking minds? Raymond rocks! I looove Raymond, not as much as I love John Goodman BUT I love me some Raymond. Raar!
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fifi - 2005-05-22 12:04:00
UB was lying about Star Wars. He's really a huge Star Wars Geek. He couldn't take off his Wookie costume in time, the heat got to him. Or the rabid geeks did.
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