Comments:

jason - 2005-06-06 08:55:22
poop
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V - 2005-06-06 09:08:25
dang it!! I wanted to be first!
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IV:XX - 2005-06-06 09:09:37
It wasn't Conway that committed the massacre, it was this guy...http://www.thevoiceofconway.homestead.com/
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artgnome - 2005-06-06 09:09:46
some dumb bitch did that to my kid too. I'm STILL cutting his hair at home, by myself for it. When he was Andrew's age, he would scream hysterically until they were done. It was a nightmare!
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x - 2005-06-06 10:09:48
Those of you without children wouldn't understand>> Fuck you, you superior shit
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The Boy - 2005-06-06 10:11:48
heh... cut ear. My mom cut my ear doing at at-home haircut as a kid... and I would rather trust the barber ever since, or the salon with the hotties for stylists. Never underestimate getting your hair washed... face-up
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Erika - 2005-06-06 10:20:33
If you have a traveling DVD player, take it along next time. That always helped Peyton.
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Kathy - 2005-06-06 10:24:12
I hope that stupid woman didn't charge your for the haircut!
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Sandra - 2005-06-06 10:26:49
There's alot to be said for saving the $ and cutting the hair at home. Of course it's easier with girls though. I certainly hope you refused to pay.
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TheCritic - 2005-06-06 10:55:41
A barber cut my ear when I was little and he tried to offer me gum balls as compensation. No free haircut. No nothin'. My hair is 5 foot long now, juuust kidding. But seriously you have no faith in how stupid kids are he'll probably forget about the trauma because tv has rotted his little brain out and if worse comes to worse there's always our good friend Mr. Brib to put his ass in the chair.
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darcy - 2005-06-06 11:06:48
Poor Andrew! Kids dont forget. Maybe a nice fade will avoid the use of scary scissors . . . Is that union kid single? Your description of his moves made me all oogly boogly!
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-06-06 11:27:50
Euuhhhh Darcy...the kid was 12! LMAO
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saidnot - 2005-06-06 11:37:42
From the description, I think I know exactly where you took Andrew and who cut his hair. I like to call her Phlemy Francie. Not only did she give me a bad haircut (only time I let her cut my hair) the stench of her cigarettes made me nauseous and I was really grossed out by her constantly coughing around my head. I was fully expecting her to use a big harking lugie instead of styling mousse.
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Trina Moss - 2005-06-06 12:22:54
Don't talk to ME about people who can't have children. My insides were scooped out like Tom Turkey. At least I have my dog, Mr. Fluffykins.
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fifi - 2005-06-06 12:25:38
See, you have to pay good money to get a good haircut, without the mutilation. Shame on you, UB, taking Andrew to a cheap barber's.Or, if you are truly wanting to save money in the longterm, invest in a set of clippers, and you or Suzie can give the kid a Grade 1 haircut as often as you like.
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zooby - 2005-06-06 12:48:18
I hear flo-bees are an excellent investment.
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Onyx - 2005-06-06 13:12:08
If you really want to torture the kid just get a bowl and a pair of scissors. No need to resort to using barbers for your dirty work.
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Nance - 2005-06-06 13:38:18
Maybe the lunatic bitch is a fan of "Reservoir Dogs". Sicko!
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Elle - 2005-06-06 14:11:38
Poor poor Andrew. We have one of those woman at our local Cuts R Us, too. I've learned to say I'm waiting for some other stylist. Hate the crabby old ladies...
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fifi - 2005-06-06 15:10:40
That flow-bee thing looks weird- it "attaches to almost any vacuum" WTF? Get Wahls, for chrissake!!!
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JC - 2005-06-06 17:29:27
My favorite hair lady is the lady who you tell how you want your hair cut, she cuts it like that and then goes "you know what, I just don't feel comfortable with this SNIP SNIP *gets out the tree trimmer*" Bastards.
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A UB Fan - 2005-06-06 18:43:59
x if you don't like what he is writing, why read, then why go further and comment. You're a superior fuck for doing what you have done. Get a life you freak, it's an online diary... sheesh
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grassyknoll - 2005-06-06 19:14:51
On your son's behalf, I SO very much do hope that you reported her fat hillbilly ass to her manager and got her fired. Whatta nasty bitch to do that to a little boy!
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steve - 2005-06-06 19:25:02
UB, i wouldn't worry so much about the haircut fiasco...i would worry about him becoming gay, because he so obviously will.
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michelle - 2005-06-06 19:32:41
the flo-bee reminded me of wayne's world: "the Suck-Cut: it sucks, and it cuts!"
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Stardancer2001 - 2005-06-06 20:10:07
I admire your restraint. If some harridan cut my baby, Hubby would have had to get the bail money ready 'cause I would have cut the bitch.
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RuinRat - 2005-06-18 00:16:26
My ex father in law actually not only owns a flowbee, but uses the damn thing to cut his hair. Yarg.
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