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Gary - 2005-06-29 07:51:24
First-now to read the diary
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Gary - 2005-06-29 07:51:26
First-now to read the diary
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Gary - 2005-06-29 07:51:38
First-now to read the diary
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Gary - 2005-06-29 07:53:05
Damn Parkinson's disease.
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chillier - 2005-06-29 08:32:42
I'm your two-houses-down across the street neighbor. I read your blog. Now you know.
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mattie gee - 2005-06-29 08:40:33
i read UB, but im not proud of that. i am proud that you reacted so sensitively to someone depraved and dependent on midget clown porn. is...that...white...makeup...behind...your...ear?
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wondergirl - 2005-06-29 08:58:25
Oh Uncle, I don't suppose you could be persuaded to give us the link to your nephews blog ?
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Erika - 2005-06-29 09:02:31
*stands up* My name is Erika and I know you Uncle Bob. But you already knew that, so I guess it's beside the point.
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Karen - 2005-06-29 09:21:40
Hi, My name is Karen and I'm an alcoholic.
What? Huh???? Who's Uncle Bob?
Sorry, wrong room.
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saidnot - 2005-06-29 09:39:53
People only think I know you. I still get folks asking me around the office how you're doing, they thought you would have been good for the position and so on. Meanwhile, I'm standing there trying to remember your real name.
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The Boy - 2005-06-29 09:52:16
I love Karen.... thank you for that. and I DON'T know Uncle Bob, but we share the same state/time zone, like you all care. Gary needs an Ambe alert, because her hate for you is coming 4-fold after that hiccup attack :)
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-06-29 09:56:23
So, I guess you'll be bringing in your copies of the Midge the Midget does Michigan series for your new friend?
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Andy - 2005-06-29 10:52:08
UB, I haven't been around for a few weeks and although a bit late, would like to say "that really fucking sucks about your old job.". You're being too much of a gentleman here, and well I say it for you: "Hey old boss man, . WTF is your problem? You got an issue with an employee over something that happened outside of work and you retailiate in the work place? Nice. Real nice. Fuckhead.
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Andy - 2005-06-29 10:55:10
That being said, it seems that a proffesional DJ that does a lot of dances, proms and weddings and works in a formal wear business has got my mind thinking. After all, they go hand-in-hand. How can a DJ and the Formal wear business partner up with deals and specials to increase business?
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Anne - 2005-06-29 11:50:41
Yes, I read you...daily...enjoy the heck out of it. I've spread the 'Uncle Bob' word to many a person. Its their turn to 'fess up! And I'm very happy you are fitting tuxes. But, please...don't push the top hats too much?? ::shudders::
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Blue Meany - 2005-06-29 11:58:55
I, personally, am more into the Midget Tossing/Midgets Gone Crazy genre. But whatever tickles your taint, I guess.
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Barb - 2005-06-29 14:17:47
Oh MAN, you guys on hot today!
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fifi - 2005-06-29 14:55:58
I'd just like to say, remember that the kilt is a lot sexier than the tux.
Does your new workplace know this yet? Then, UB, you have work to do.
Also, you don't need to unzip to pee.
I am Scottish, so there 's a excuse.
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fifi - 2005-06-29 14:57:55
Sorry, an excuse. Note to self: drink less wine .
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-06-29 15:22:53
I have no clue who uncle bob is and I don't even live on that side of the US. Sorry, maybe it is because I'm a girl but, "you don't need to unzip to pee"? What? Do you pull your pants down? I'm dense so please spell it out.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-06-29 15:23:09
I have no clue who uncle bob is and I don't even live on that side of the US. Sorry, maybe it is because I'm a girl but, "you don't need to unzip to pee"? What? Do you pull your pants down? I'm dense so please spell it out.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-06-29 15:25:05
sorry - I'm @ work, slow stinkin T1 line.
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Kaz - 2005-06-29 15:38:28
UB - I've known you since Bobzilla....and our budette in CO, and the one who was in NE and now in VT and married to the girl he met in Russia......i think somewhere i still have the picture of the two of them together.....hrmmmmmmmm......
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Lookie - 2005-06-29 15:38:55
Why is it important to people to be the first to comment on your blog? Can someone explain that, because I'm hardpressed to come up with my own explanation.
Wait, let's see...I'm #42!!! Do I get a prize?
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fifi - 2005-06-29 16:29:52
Chris, if you wear a kilt wit no panties-ie how you are supposed to wear the kilt, you will find that you do not need to unzip to pee!! Of course, it's only real men who do wear the kilt. Not us girls.
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bamagrrl - 2005-06-29 16:51:59
Sorry to hear you got fired. I've been reading your blog for a while, and did figure out where you live (city, no exact address....and really don't care to know which house is yours). and then when you went to the paper, I do know some of them, in fact used to work for the other paper they're tied with. I've always enjoyed reading your blog, and think you're hilarious. By the way, I don't think they should have fired you for anything you wrote here, on your own time. Best of luck at the tux shop and I look forward to reading more postings.
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vitamin c - 2005-06-29 18:07:59
I am vitamin c. I have been a stalker since TWOP days. Man, I miss you there. Gotta have my UB fill everyday! Thanks for the entries!
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vicky - 2005-06-29 18:15:26
I don't know ya but I've been reading for 4 years now, whoa, 4 years, that's crazy.
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not guilty - 2005-06-29 19:19:28
I plead the fifth, but uncle bob knows me.... he he.
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onewetleg - 2005-06-29 22:53:35
i read your entries over your shoulder while you are typing them. the whole, 'single female in san francisco' thing is just my cover. see you in the shower. no, really, you should get curtains for your bathroom.
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awittykitty - 2005-06-30 00:58:32
So is there a lot of calls for midget formalwear?
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ringostarr - 2005-06-30 02:21:58
i read you every day. you don't know me, we've never met/worked together. in fact i'm not even ringo starr (the real one anyways). but you did have me on your uncle bob's army list back in the day. i just thought i'd say you're ten shades of awesome! rock on uncle bob!!
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zooby - 2005-07-06 01:45:55
It's your Aunt Bertha, you rat bastard! Yeah, I read you, you sack of crap! I haven't said anything because I wanted to make you as uncomfortable as possible at family functions, but I can't keep quiet any longer! Not when you're making fun of old people! "Oooh! I'm old! What's an Internet?" Maybe you'll think twice now, huh?
Kidding. Of course you don't know me. I've been reading your site for awhile, and it's aces. I look forward to every pee-hauling, ball-handling adventure.
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