Comments:

Barry - 2005-08-05 07:53:56
Better thab having her undress like Janet...
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second - 2005-08-05 08:13:07
or touch little boys like michael!
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Barb - 2005-08-05 09:18:50
Or slap people around like Dad
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tracy - 2005-08-05 09:19:07
Back in the mid 80's, I was working in a botique in the Beverly Center & sold a dress to Latoya, who is quite possibly the dumbest woman in the world. She hands me a blank check (I know, I know, but I'm not like that) I pass it back to her and she SIGNS it, then pushes it back across the counter. I push it back to her one more time, where she ignores it....If I had been a lesser person, I would be writing this from a remote island off of Turks.....but I am not.....damn.
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Barb - 2005-08-05 09:40:09
Thanks UB, but even a Polack could have figured out your spreadsheets. Praise Allah!
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Dave - 2005-08-05 09:43:56
I timed you at 12 minutes, 30 seconds.......
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nita - 2005-08-05 10:26:25
i hate people who take karaoke all serious. it was designed for drunk idiots! i got booed once singing and i wear that badge proudly! ok, not sooo proudly but still...tell her to try out for american idol and STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY !
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awittykitty - 2005-08-05 11:40:58
And you're sure its NOT LaToya? Oh yeah, you said she could sing....
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Conan O'Brien - 2005-08-05 11:48:55
In the Year 2000... Uncle Bob finally snaps at the Latoya wanna-be, transforming before everyone's eyes from Uncle Bob to Uncle Bob Banner. The death toll reaches 42 before the helicopters finally take him down.
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Opera Lady - 2005-08-05 13:11:32
I hate you ALL! [runs sobbing from room]
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Simon - 2005-08-05 17:07:43
So tell me, is there any traction there, or is it like sliding a wet hot dog down a freshly waxed floor?
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The Boy - 2005-08-05 17:21:56
Praise Barb.... pass the beer nuts
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OrsimBlossim - 2005-08-05 18:10:54
YOU TYPE TOO SLOW.
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2005-08-05 21:04:41
opera singer karaoke. it can't possibly get any worse than that. I mean, that sounds like it would be HORRIFIC.
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Jill - 2005-08-06 06:52:23
I like to take my drunk ass down to karaoke and sing a fun rendition of Ode to My Car by Adam Sandler. Then I break out The Bear Cat and things get SILLY!!! Then (other) drunk people tend to come up to me for the rest of the night, loving me for singing something so riddled with obscenities, complete with my attempt to sound like Sandler. Very fun. Can't wait until my next birthday!
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Suck Shit - 2005-08-06 07:11:39
Took you twelve minutes to write...but only took me 1 minute and 24 seconds to read. You be a slow writer UB
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fifi - 2005-08-06 15:53:42
So, is that a recent picture of karaoke lady and UB? Jeez, I thought you'd be better looking!
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-08-07 13:49:15
Ooh, I finally find a man who can last 12 minutes with me ... and he's married. Humph.
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hey dave - 2005-08-07 17:12:53
i know you - how have you been? golfing? bowling? miss me?
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