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Comments:
Barry - 2005-09-15 07:56:16
Now that I've ascended to this virtual and temporary throne,I raise a single digit and salute thee (oh yeah,good job Bob-now I'll click back and actually read it)
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Joey - 2005-09-15 07:58:37
The only thing worse than a drunk skank requesting the Electric Slide? A drunk skank requesting the Mararena. Be thankful!
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Joey - 2005-09-15 07:58:48
The only thing worse than a drunk skank requesting the Electric Slide? A drunk skank requesting the Macarena. Be thankful!
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A drunk chick from the old days - 2005-09-15 08:20:24
Back when I was dating (post-divorce) I lined up my 8 drinks (2 for 1 before 9 pm) and proceeded to drink them down, waiting for my friend. Well, the DJ played Strokin'... and in my stupor started crying, cos I thought I was never going to get boinked again. What a nasty song!
Anyways, the song finally ended, my friend showed up, and well, I'm married now, so there was a happy ending!
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SnowCat - 2005-09-15 08:21:36
Oh, man... You gotta sneak a camera phone in some time and give us the accompanying visuals... I think I'd pay money for that. I'm Southern born and raised and I don't have any idea what the hell the Electric Slide is?
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Chunk - 2005-09-15 08:31:57
Anytime you're dreaming about your school mates and you can't find your locker/bag or miss the bus because you're looking for books/keys/shoes or you're packing bag/locker... It usually means that you have a subconcious fear of being left behind by people you interacted with, but prolly never really liked. Just tell them to get fucked in your next dream UB.
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zoot - 2005-09-15 08:57:32
UB- I'm curious on how baby Matthew is doing.... any news?
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Andy - 2005-09-15 09:08:17
You never learn UB. The drunk, Electric Slide bimbo could very well have been your wife's bosses spouse.
I of course would have requested a song in comemeration of New Orleans: It's Raining Men. But then again, I'm an ass.
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Meany - 2005-09-15 11:08:41
Okay, I am from the North, but was transplanted to the South, which is where I got married. At my wedding, the DJ (a so-called FRIEND of mine) played the Electric Slide AGAINST MY WISHES, and every single one of my female Southern friends got up and danced. NOBODY ELSE DID. And now I know why. Thank you, Mr. Uncle-Brother-Cousin Bob.
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Old Grand Dad - 2005-09-15 12:05:41
I love that dream, 'cause you KNOW that if you really give your son a Cool-Whip container full of rusty fishooks he really WILL think that it's the coolest gift you've ever given him. He will continue to think of that plastic tub o' fishooks well into his '30's, despite the massive scarring on his face and hands. Human nature is a rare and wond'rous thang.
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vitamin c - 2005-09-15 13:30:02
Thanks for updating while working so much UB! I am glad you are back to your usual funny posts.
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-09-15 13:47:23
Hey! You'd be drunk and requesting the Electric Slide too if you had to deal with PERRY COMO on your ass all day.....
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-09-15 14:32:12
Were they charging any extra for the pre-broken toys? ... and why was Barry flipping us off?
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Dawn (webmiztris) - 2005-09-15 14:59:28
I think all DJs should burn their Electric Slide, Macarena and that other piece-o-shit, "right foot one stomp, left foot one stomp" crap that I don't even know the name of. We could make a national holiday out of it!
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jessie - 2005-09-15 17:10:05
drunk woman + electric slide is pretty bad..... wose... drunk (kick boxing)woman + we are family.
yeah.. ive witnessed it. not a pretty sight. :|
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Cosmic - 2005-09-15 20:10:29
Wow, I didn't know I was a drunk Southern woman! I love the Electric Slide and I'm not afraid to admit it! Now the Chicken Dance...... That's another story.
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Al Zhimer - 2005-09-15 21:02:28
1 st !!!
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El Douglaso - 2005-09-16 00:13:28
Sir, regarding the comment you left. You hit the nail on the head...with every syllible you typed. Thanks. Doug
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F.Y.I. - 2005-09-16 09:43:30
Look UB alot of us readers are parents as well, not getting enough sleep is part of the deal, get over it already. You have 1 child and are constantly crying about lack of sleep, try having 4 and 5. Curb your complaining, you chose to do the whole parenting take the good with the bad.
I am sending you the rusty nails.
I need a nap lol.
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Chris - The Origina Chris - 2005-09-16 15:50:26
VOTE FOR UNCLE BOB
and I don't have any kids and still don't get enough sleep, I got an average of 4 hours of sleep last week, last night I slept for 8 hours! I'm still tired. I have no actual good reason though...wait yes I do, his name is John (;
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-09-16 15:52:23
obtw llllllll and 20 and 21!!!
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I <3 UB - 2005-09-16 23:15:23
F.Y.I.~ If you read UB on a regular basis you would know they didn't have the easiest time concieving Andrew. As for try having 4 or 5 kids, maybe they do want them and it just ain't happenin at this point. Maybe you need to learn about something called "birth control". Also, UB isn't complaining so much about Andrew, its WORKING OUTSIDE THE HOME waaay too many hours in one week. You obviously DO need a nap. Get some rest UB.
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InCOncievable - 2005-09-17 08:10:33
to I<3UB
everyone has the right to post their opinion, so shut up hahahaha,
yeah just shut up.
brown nosing piece of crap that you are.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-09-17 11:26:28
The Electric Slide (Snowcat read: line dances of ANY sort!), the Macarena and any other music that either tells you how to do the associated dance or allows you to mimic other peoples movements while on the dance floor are invaluable to the (Dee Dee-DEEH!) "rythmically challeneged". I admit it ain't a pretty sight, but it is good to get the wallflowers up every once in awhile. Dang, I had something funny to say but I forgot it. I'm an idiot.
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I <3 UB - 2005-09-17 17:10:26
InCOncievable? Sounds like you need a little nappy-poo too!
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Me - 2005-09-17 19:06:12
A HURRICAN IS WORSE THAN A TSUNAMI!!!!!!!
Thought I should throw one of those in today.
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Pregnant Girl - 2005-09-18 14:29:11
I'll be back. Gonna go catch a smoke.
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FairyGodMum - 2005-09-19 18:46:19
Back to the Fishhook Dream. Interpretation: Fish are usually a sign of birth. Hooks... means your catching something. Locker... in the "LOCKER" something you keep inside. Although there had to do something with a High School, your looking forward to him graduating and being out of the house, just know that there may be something in the "LOCKER" as in you know... uhhh... a "Baby". Althoug this also could be an indication of the baby who had the surgry. Best Wishes, and Don't Stop Dreaming! Hugz n Lub, da FairyGodMum
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