Comments:

Katia - 2005-09-29 07:38:01
Good on you :) I think you're actually a genius to come up with an idea like that!
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artgnome - 2005-09-29 07:46:52
aren't blogs just a primer for creative writing? I don't care where you work, Bob, I just love your humour. People need to lighten up and get a life. I remember awhile back on Diaryland when a bunch of bloggers ganged up on a girl with cancer, accusing her of lying. She finally disappeared and lying or not, it was very disgraceful how they acted towards her. Keep on truckin'Uncle Bob, and I'm so glad you and your wife are in good employ.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-09-29 07:47:03
You know, if you were a really, really, really bad person, you could start another blog, write mean stuff about people she might know or work with and then start calling those people and tell them SHE has a blog and they should go read it ;o)
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Shelly - 2005-09-29 07:58:14
U.B... Your a GENIUS!!! I LOVE it!!! But I am sometimes called a, well we won't go into it... But. you are fantastic... Like everyone else here.. I don't care WHAT you write, as long as you WRITE... lol... Keep on going.. PS.. I'm Super glad you love your job...
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Carrie - 2005-09-29 08:11:32
I hope that cranky bitch gets it in the end. She has no right to call them and tell them about your blog. I had people from my husband's work reading my blog and I got pissed. It's none of thier buisness. You aren't using ur real name and you aren't hurting anyone, so she should just leave you alone. Glad you love your new job! Luck and love :)
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Barry - 2005-09-29 08:16:16
Thats great,Bob-I enjoy the writing,ample use of the word "fuck" and saying it like it is.Whether you live it or make it up,I'm stickin' around....
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Nickki - 2005-09-29 08:20:00
Good idea,all the power to you. Write whatever you want in your blog!
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Joey - 2005-09-29 08:27:00
Since we know the bitch who has nothing apparently in her life going on and has to make your life suck reads this..... *flips the bird* There. Oh and btw if you're a gold member and you know her IP addresses you could block her. I've used it and it's wonderful. That would sure piss her off. Or maybe you don't even want to stoop that low, although you certainly have the right to. Keep it up UB. Don't let the man get you down!
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Megan - 2005-09-29 08:38:48
I can't believe someone would do that to a complete stranger. Hell, I can't believe someone would do that to another person at all. That is some crazy, fucked-up shit, my friend. I hope you've heard the last from her, because that is seriously frightening.
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Amanda - 2005-09-29 08:45:43
I don't know about you, but I believe in karma -- and that lady is going to have it coming. What kind of a person DOES that anyway!? She needs to get a life. Really. But anyway -- great joke on your part, very clever! And I don't care what you write about -- I just enjoy your sense of humor. So trick-away. ;)
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barb - 2005-09-29 08:46:01
Keep up the good diary UB. People sure can be hateful - not sure why - but I just cut them loose. Going thru that right now as a matter of fact.
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zoot - 2005-09-29 08:50:05
that's freaking ingenious! ha ha haaaa!
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Shear - 2005-09-29 08:59:31
I hope that lady has to work for you one day. That'd be funny as hell to read about. Keep writing...I'll read. Love your humour.
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Chunk - 2005-09-29 09:02:54
I still reckon you're one of those quadriplegics and you write this diary with a stick strapped to your head.
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Shizanester - 2005-09-29 09:06:46
Why the hell did you quit swearing? I mean, sheeit! That's just funny man. Oh, and give us her info and she'll be in for a world of shit.
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Jack Black - 2005-09-29 09:12:32
I say you put elk estrous in her heater vents. She'll be smellin' elk piss for a long ass time!
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Jendra - 2005-09-29 09:18:20
I really did believe you worked at a tux shop. It stuff like this that makes you realize just how little you actually know about the person who's blog you are reading. This woman certainly must have a lot of extra time on her hands... It's bizzare the lengths some people will go to just to try and make someone else unhappy. Good on you Uncle Bob, well played :D
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C - 2005-09-29 09:19:53
You got a crazy lady who has forgotten her meds messing arround in your life. I think the least of your worries are how a bunch of people who read your blog feel about your job. Good luck with the crazy chick. Hope she moves to Idaho.
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Boschka - 2005-09-29 09:24:48
Hey UB Last time I checked it was still a free country,,,write whatever the hell you want to ..WTF ever. The tux shop stories were a hoot and back in the dark ages when I was in school, the profs called it " Creative Writing " so again..wtf ever
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Jenn - 2005-09-29 09:29:57
Good Stuff
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TessT - 2005-09-29 09:37:56
gj ub
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BigPimpinMBA - 2005-09-29 09:38:06
Awesome. Just awesome.

And the Satan's condom? Brilliant.

You rock, Bob.
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Sweet Reagan - 2005-09-29 09:45:13
it is sad that people actually do this sort of thing. but, good for you for turning it around. btw, i like reading about your funny life, but i could care less where you work. and i care even lesser (is that a word?) that you lied about it. that's not an insult. i just wanted you to know it doesn't really mattter.
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sniffable - 2005-09-29 09:47:53
allright...so whats the real story? I'm to believe that this woman is being a pain in the ass for no reason? At what point did you give her the shocker?
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Robin - 2005-09-29 09:49:30
Very creative UB! :) I find you amusing whether it's fiction or nonfiction, so it doesn't matter. I can't believe some chick would do that though. I mean c'mon! Get a life bitch! You must have done something realllly bad to her in some present/past life. ;)
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Karen - 2005-09-29 09:51:57
I agree with Shizanester. Go back to the cussing and give us her info. C'mon Uncle Bob, share the fun.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2005-09-29 10:10:21
Could you sue that "fucktard" for harassment?
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Amy - 2005-09-29 10:12:04
Oh Uncle Bob! I feel you. My nutjob ex-husband alerted every fuckhead in town about my posts on an alternative parenting website where I vented all kinds of frusrations about the split and parenting in general under a pseudonome (sp?) to spare our mutual acquaintances the drama and get a little support, for fuck's sake, and all hell broke loose. Fuck people like this. They need lives. Apparently, he spent a lot of time at work printing out my blog entries.
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alex - 2005-09-29 10:38:29
What a sick and twisted individual this woman is. Is the woman a jilted one-night stand from years past?
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Joni - 2005-09-29 10:40:07
There doesn't seem to be a rule that says, "If you have a blog, you have to tell the truth." Go ahead and tell us whatever. I am amused by your anecdotes on a regular basis. The crazy bitch can just go screw herself—I hate it when people take it upon themselves to police others. Fuck them.
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Glitter - 2005-09-29 10:45:02
Wow. How glaringly pathetic of that woman. Since she clearly reads the site she portrays to your employers as so abhorrant, maybe you could suggest some goddamned hobbies for her in a future entry.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-09-29 11:17:45
It was nice of you to explain but I'd be willing to bet many here had already figured out your motive when you revealed the lie several days ago. I did. We all knew you were changing jobs way too fast and had mentioned someone local plotting against you. I don't really know but I heard there exist websites where guys who write words like "H4XOR" will take an e-mail address or an IP address or any information you have and virtual bury a pest under a mountain of e-agony. But you're too nice a guy to let someone unknown do something like that, aren't you?
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awittykitty - 2005-09-29 11:25:46
Definitely a case of FBA- Fatal Blog Attraction. At least she didn't try to cook your bunnie. And by the way, congrats on the newer happy job. Rock on!
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-09-29 12:27:17
Oh, UB. You finally figured me out. If only you had given me the forty bucks.... KIDDING!! KIDDING!! DO NOT POST ANGRILY AT ME PEOPLE! I don't even live in Alabama, seriously. And by the way, Amy, it's "pseudonym."
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Craig - 2005-09-29 12:40:07
All I have to say is BURN!!!!!
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Kris - 2005-09-29 12:48:07
Oh UB, you brighten my day! I love reading your blog. It re-affirms that I'm not the only one out there who has dodge around the freaks in the world..
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Dreamies - 2005-09-29 13:00:33
Well congrats on the job. I've been reading your blog for a couple years, ever since I first started my own journal a couple years ago, so keep it up. It really is sad that someone is doing that to you. Talk about GET A FUCKIN LIFE. She's only doing that because she is obviously jealous. Jealous that she lacks the ability to write anything as witty as you can and does not have the following that you do. Amazing how lame some people are.
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Chuck - 2005-09-29 13:00:49
Have some real fun and post her name and enough info so we can look up her phone #. Or even where she works so we can call and make wierd complaints. Screw em, make her life a living hell for 5 mins and see who wins.
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Argentum - 2005-09-29 13:08:27
Wow, what a psycho-bitch.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-09-29 13:12:22
You don't have to give her info to a stranger...give it to us, you know us.............and i know you're reading STUPID WOMAN! Look at you! How can you do this to someone? Do have nothing better to do? Who died and made you queen of all things fun? You better hope that none of us get your info because you WILL be getting a serious slam of spam at the least and at the most i dunno, it's up to your imagination what other people who care about UB want to do to you...and just so you know, its not a threat, its a promise.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-09-29 13:14:17
Tehehehe I come off kinda crazy....***google eyes*** who says i'm not?????
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Meany - 2005-09-29 13:32:08
Well, since Pimp beat me to saying how fucking spectacular the whole "Satan's condom is PEOPLE" (or whatever) thing was, I'll have to come up with something different ... hey, did you know I just got a job in a tux shop? No lie! (Or IS it?? Hmmm ...)
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vitamin c - 2005-09-29 13:32:19
Aren't you kinda freaked out? I hate crazy people. Glad you are happy at your job. Is Susie happy at her new job? Keep up the awesome job, UB. I need the daily chuckle.
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Terri - 2005-09-29 13:42:39
It's pretty sad. Most people who do stuff like this lady does it for the attention. Now she's getting all kinds of attention. She's eating it up I bet. It would totally peeve her off if all talk about her stopped here and now. UB you rock! You did what you had to do to protect your job and there was nothing wrong with lieing about. Very good of you to come clean to us about it as well. You didn't have to. Could have just changed jobs and never mentioned the "fake" job and we would have never known.
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Lola - 2005-09-29 13:42:39
UB, I'm actually glad you don't work in a tux shop. You're so funny and creative that you deserve a job that utilizes your talents with co-workers that appreciate you. This woman sounds like a total head case with a severe bout of personality envy and this was a brillant tactic to get her off your jock. And, bitch, if your reading this: get a hobby, some meds, and a tall glass of shut-the-fuck-up.
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Jessica - 2005-09-29 13:48:18
Fuck that bitch. What does she have against UB? She's probably some old bag.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-09-29 14:00:10
I can't wait for you to announce a month from now that this story was also a fake. Not that it would bother me, you provide me with plenty of entertainment and I care not whether it is real or fictional.

Jumping the shark??? is that another euphemism for masturbation? like when I say "Dusting the dragon".
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The Boy - 2005-09-29 14:12:02
Dude... FORTY FOURTH !! oh yeah, and your e-bitch GOT OWNED!.......... nice work UB. When you want to flip thw switch, your minions of the web are most likely standing by to rain frogs and locusts upon her scalp.
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Jennaratrix - 2005-09-29 15:00:23
Uncle Bob, I'm proud of you. Both for screwing with someone who was messing with your livelihood (and bitch, whoever you are, there is a special place in hell reserved just for you, filled with other people just like you, let that be your punishment), and for realizing that you'd have to make some changes in order to keep from getting Dooced again. There are some mean and awful people in the world, and giving them too much to go on is asking for trouble. Anyone who feels like you screwed them by "lying" here, meh. Your site, your life, your choices. They want a site that is utterly honest, let them write their own.
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Seattle Suz - 2005-09-29 15:22:07
C.U.N.T.
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fifi - 2005-09-29 15:43:40
You know, you don't have to justify telling a fictional account of your job to a bunch of people who are for the most part complete strangers. What makes me really bitter, is that you never considered hiring out KILTS in your fictional tux shop! Think of the penis jokes you missed out on.,*walks away, shaking head sadly* Anyhoo, a big dose of purple chlamydia to the trolless!!
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crazy chick - 2005-09-29 15:56:21
I only called one tux shop sheeeesh. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!!
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Sherry - 2005-09-29 16:39:07
I still love you UB!!! Keep on making me laugh.
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Grizmom - 2005-09-29 16:46:36
UB, that's just too clever! Kudos to you and I hope she gets hers one day!
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AMD - 2005-09-29 19:42:24
I feel so .. out of the loop. Aunt Mildred Dunham
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Renoir - 2005-09-29 20:17:26
I bet she is an ugly cunt.
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Jamie - 2005-09-29 23:44:52
Well... that's.... downright creepy. I'm dissapointed, but hey, can't blame ya. I'm actually surprised that you haven't hired a ghost writer yet. Again.....weird.
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Shereen - 2005-09-30 03:02:36
people are insane. you should have just made another fake job after fake job after fake job and then kept laughing at her misfortune of trying to ruin your life. oh my karma.
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alliebama - 2005-09-30 08:55:53
well, well, well done! I kinda like the idea of revenge. I mean, for all of us out there with secret diaries,,,we need a good revenge scenario to make other doocers think twice. Sooo,,,start her a diary, we'll all note on it, then send it to her sicko employeer she describes in detail, the one with the bad habit of putting coke up his nose while he bangs his kid's babysitter.. It's perfect! Or don't but just tell us where she works and we'll do the rest.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-09-30 10:11:40
You know there is something really wrong with anyone who takes this sh*t too seriously though. It would take a socially damaged person to not realize a lot of theatrical license is taken for the sake of comedic effect. I mean, does every diary have to have an offical disclaimer or is an implied disclaimer enough?
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Sean - 2005-10-01 02:19:20
Personally, I love your blog. It's just about the only one that I've kept track of over the past year. I think, like many others who have commented here, that people like the woman you speak of, really need to get a life. They're like the trolls of other forums and blogs. It's really sad how they get some sort of perverse pleasure from just being total ***holes. Whatever. As long as you figure out how to ignore them ( or, even better, trick them like you did ), then you're better off in the long run.
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