Comments:

Greglicious - 2005-09-30 09:05:35
lolz - I prefer old country music myself. Never had the phantom shit smell eminating from my speakers though. =p
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TessT - 2005-09-30 09:13:36
2nd baby!!!
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Karrie Ann - 2005-09-30 09:15:57
You're a DJ, not a rocket scientist so I'd question your ability to wipe your own ass any how.
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Andy - 2005-09-30 09:26:46
What struck me funny was that is was comming from a white, middle aged, working class guy in Alabama who likes rap.

'Cause rap singers and people who like rap, smell like a hookers funky hootch....I'm just sayin'.
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sniffable - 2005-09-30 09:41:57
I have the same reaction to fat guys
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Squeakzilla - 2005-09-30 09:54:01
So that's what it was. After all these years, I really couldn't figure out what it was. You know, like when they change the color of the Koolaid and you can't tell what flavor it is because the color doesn't match? On my compilation music Cd's I sandwich the classic country between classic blues cuts. Somehow I feel I'm creating a barrier between it and the other music.
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trailpal - 2005-09-30 10:25:57
Thats funny. I raise horses and they produce lots and lots of horseshit. But I never hear any country music! Actually, that's a good thing 'cause I really don't like country music (although like many of y'all, I find the older stuff bearable.)
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Fuzzy - 2005-09-30 10:31:38
UB, if you buy a Gretchen Wilson CD, I might have to stop reading... cuz damn, that woman is nasty. And I don't mind country music. I listen to my town's country station once I get sick of listening to the same 10 songs over and over on the Pop station... I just can't stand Gretchen Wilson. *shudder*
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weaselly - 2005-09-30 10:48:22
I smell it too, UB. Those boots are scootin' right through the manure. The only country music worth listening to was recorded during Hank Williams' life time and maybe the decade after that. The crap that is released now is carefully created to include the right hooks to ensure hits on country music radio. My interest in country music is really limited, granted. The only "country" music recorded during my life time that I like is Gram Parsons' stuff and it barely qualifies.
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vitamin c - 2005-09-30 11:14:55
My son has a fever and ear infection today too. No red throat though. Sucks. I like country music and I don't smell. At least nobody has told me I smell.
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The Boy - 2005-09-30 12:03:23
Vitamin C......... you smell (there someone had to do it)
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Manda - 2005-09-30 12:32:20
My uncle smells like cow shit...does that count for anything? Seriously, it haunted me all my childhood every time one of those trucks that they use to ship cattle would drive by and I'd get a whiff of my uncle's essence. That I never understood. Maybe he's just got weird hygiene...or a cow named Bessie the family never knew about. Anyway, I don't think he listens to country much anyhow. So, maybe I should associate Christian alternative with cow shit. Or not...I might get slain for that.
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IshKabibil - 2005-09-30 13:07:40
sniff, sniff, nope I don't smell, but I don't listen to much country. My parents listen to blue grass, but they've never smelled. I'll have to test out your theory the next time I come across so brooks and dunn loving people. Oh and it had to be said: the 3rd pic (Lynyrd Skynrd) doesn't count, that's southern rock!! hee Hey I'm from Jacksonville, I know me some southern rock... funny entry today UB
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Meany - 2005-09-30 13:28:13
As an upstate New Yorker with a soft spot for Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, I have to say ... the only thing that makes Gretchen Wilson country is the accent. But (ahem) I do kindofsortof like one of her songs. Even though it smells like horseshit.
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fifi - 2005-09-30 13:30:34
I imagine Dolly Parton smells like candy floss. Candy floss and honeysuckle. not even the merest hint of horse. Those ppl in the photos? Look smelly.
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pdxer - 2005-09-30 15:53:16
Southern Swamp Rock ain't the same as Country. Yr Skynrd pic is void and null per this rant. Cheers tho. Down with new country; it's reeks of money and New-Conservative Republicanism. Up with old country; smells like teen..er, rather, smells like hooch, dirt, and the confederate flag.
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Hank Williams' Caddillac Mechanic - 2005-09-30 17:51:32
Garth Brooks? Does anybody listen to Garth Brooks anymore? How about Billy Ray Cyrus? But seriously, I live in a part of the country that overflows with country music radio stations. One long, rainy night I was driving home - about 7 hours - and all I could get on my radio was country music. So I heard it non-stop for 7 hours, and what I deduced was this: Older country music was country music. Music made in the '80's and '90's was not country music,Musicians and songwriters who were not good enough to get on the pop or rock charts added a fiddle or steel guitar and "went country" since it was the fastest growing radio format and was hungry for anything to play, no matter how crappy. People like older country because it's honest. They don't like newer country because bad pop music with a fiddle is bad music no matter what intruments you play or how long you grow your mullet.
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country survivor - 2005-09-30 18:45:43
Thank you, Hank's mechanic! in college, i dated a guy in a (*cringe*) country band. it really wasn't my fault, i thought he was southern rock. when we went out i forced to listen to hour upon hour of like-sounding twangy crap. that would be reason number 3 of why we broke up. and he did smell bad, come to think of it, but it wasn't horseshit...though half of what came out of his mouth was.
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Jamie - 2005-09-30 19:51:58
Haha, that's ALMOST as weird as the cheese hangup. God love ya, UB, and keep this shit up.
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Emerson Biggins - 2005-10-01 00:36:17
"I never said I was mentally stable, folks." Damn...that was a message, right? I mean, you just wrote a whole entry basically about horseshit and then close up with something about a stable? Woo hoo! I figured it out, right? Did I win something? Oh, and about Brooks and Dunn. I saw those fuckers at two different Mardi Gras celebrations in the Super Dome (Krewe of Endymion balls) and my god, they suck. Of course, Chicago and KC and the Sunshine Band were also on the bill (this was like 1999 and 2001) and I was dying. What's the deal with the cheese obsession?
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Cow Shit - 2005-10-01 00:51:24
I'm Offended.
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Shereen - 2005-10-01 02:47:09
luckily for me, when i think country i think "The Judds". No shit smell for me... however, whatever crap they're playing these days is not country... therefore, its smelly.
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Uncle Bob - 2005-10-01 04:38:54
I actually love the smell of horse shit. I burn horseshit incense in my house, and play Vince Gil records while I do it. I'm just afraid someone will find out.
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luxie - 2005-10-01 08:42:58
Uncle Bob, don't you know that the problem with current country music stars is the fact that they wear expensive designer hats and boots but have never even GONE NEAR a horse or a stable? Of course they won't smell like shit. If they did, they might have a little more credibility.
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Cow Shit - 2005-10-01 21:09:54
I am still very, very offended.
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BeepBeep - 2005-10-02 15:23:53
I imagined that you would have smelled like horse shit, Uncle Bob. I'm sure you enjoy when your son shits on the floor and rolls around in it, since it just adds to the shit smell you so enjoy.
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