Comments:

Nicole - 2005-11-07 07:34:57
FIRST!
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blue ballz - 2005-11-07 09:08:03
I was that guy and the sex had all the rhythym of an epileptic seizure.
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humungus - 2005-11-07 09:24:12
Third!
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wondering - 2005-11-07 09:24:29
No, *I* was that guy, and the sex was... unique. You know those moves from the dance floor where she keeps lifting herself up on her tippy toes while thrashing her hair around? Well, when translated horizontally, they're really pretty interesting. Coulda done without the armpits in my face, though.
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The Boy - 2005-11-07 10:10:59
wondering is telling the truth.. their sex-tape is already out on the internet and submitted to America's Funniest Uncle-Bob Related videos. Plus it's nice that Nicole came first....
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Cindy - 2005-11-07 10:24:12
We had a cracked head open and an ambulance call at my son's 4th birthday last Sunday. The kid needed four staples in the back of his head. He was fine, his parents were cool about it, but I felt horrible. I take comfort in the misery of others.
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2005-11-07 12:43:09
So, Cindy... if you take comfort in the misery of others, does that mean you "dance" by bobbing on your toes too? (Oh, take it as a compliment. In an oblique way, I just referred to you as beautiful). Besides, I INVENTED THAT DANCE!!!
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michelle - 2005-11-07 14:29:40
sounds like Elaine Benes has more dance skillz than Hot Chick.
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jenn - 2005-11-07 14:37:59
elaine's thumbs and little kicks are way better then bouncing arm pits...
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laura - 2005-11-07 14:47:24
I had a friend like that in high school. One of my guy friends slept with her and said she was like a giant panda. Too clumsy and uncoordinated for sex.
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fifi - 2005-11-07 15:26:28
The most worrying times with Bouncy castles, are when your kid is much smaller than the other kids who are being all gleeful and uncoordinated on it. At least you didn't join in, eh?
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-11-07 17:19:55
I've been told by many guy friends that seriously hot chicks are usually so self-absorbed that they are no better than a blow-up doll in the sack. Present company excepted. ;)
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awittykitty - 2005-11-07 17:23:52
Oh Uncle Bob, you really made my day. Thank you. Thanks for telling me that a beautiful woman couldn't dance, because I always assumed they could do everything perfect. Yay for us less perfect women! Maybe we're not so bad after all. Woot!
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Connie - 2005-11-07 19:40:01
Oh, man! Nothing is more amusing and embarassing to watch than a person (girl OR guy) who can't dance. Yeah. When a person, kid or adult, is sleepy? Food is anathema. *g*
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Jamie - 2005-11-07 19:54:51
A *swell* time... aha, oh, the puns. But in all seriousness I'd suggest writing carefully-worded thank-you notes that don't SPECIFICALLY mention a gift, but most certainly imply one.
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Tracie - 2005-11-07 22:58:54
We had one of those Pump It Up parties for my kids about a year ago, and we didn't have any serious injuries, meltdowns or kids demanding naps, but one thing that struck us was how literally every kid was purple in the face and had every hair on their heads soaking with sweat by the time the play period was over. Also, they drank a truckload of punch. And many of their parents told me how well their kids slept that night...
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Meany - 2005-11-08 00:48:04
I am Hot Chick. Except, without the Hot. But I am definitely the worst dancer ever.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-11-08 13:28:42
like a giant panda - dude I'm not supposed to laugh this loud at work, it annoys my cubbiemates!
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-11-08 13:30:26
like a giant panda - dude, I'm not supposed to laugh this loud, it annoys my cubbiemates!
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-11-08 13:31:56
Ok I soooooo hit refresh and it didn't show up the first time!
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Hot Chick - 2005-11-08 15:23:41
that guy was lucky I gave him the time of day, let alone dance with him. I have been a hot chick since the 7th grade and let me tell you, I can dance and do whatever I want DUH I am hot. The sex is FOR me, you get to walk away saying "I had sex with a hot chick" again DUH!
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Sandy - 2005-11-15 12:01:20
Too funny!
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