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Mark the propaganda panda - 2005-11-10 07:58:48
First. Revel in firstness. Breathe my firstness. Cower, brief mortals. Stand in AWE of my illustrious oneness with my oneness. Say my name. *Sob*
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SECOND!!!!!!!!WHOO-HOOOO!!!! - 2005-11-10 08:24:31
Thanks for clearing the way for the REAL FIRSTER!!! UB ya should have given the ol' dickster a huge lock on the lips and a bear hug, patted him on his behind and said "see ya later butt bud". He'll avoid ya like the plague forever more.
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3rd or 4th - 2005-11-10 09:35:02
I read the entry hahahaha.
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Cosmic - 2005-11-10 09:37:46
I thought Lost was good too. If you have to murder off one of the cast, Shallow Shannon would have been my first bet. Her whinning was too much and the almost incestuous relationship with the step brother was still sick even though they weren't blood. I mean, they weren't even rednecks! But I missed Kate and Jack.
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Lox - 2005-11-10 09:49:22
Thanks for ruining the show. I haven't watched my tivo yet.
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Connex - 2005-11-10 10:06:49
Who wants to first to the party anyway? Standing in the corner on your own nursing a drink trying to act all natural....
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Squeakzilla - 2005-11-10 10:34:05
I know I suck, but I avoid shaking hands. When someone reaches out for a shake, I bypass their hand and grasp their arm just above the elbow. I confused one guy so bad with this maneuver that it almost turned into a wrestling match. Observe what most people do with their hands when they sneeze or cough in public to understand my avoidance. Happy flu season!
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Michele - 2005-11-10 10:53:47
I love ya, Uncle Bob but you lost me today at "I tone it down for the ladies." It unnerves ME when a guy decides that because I'm a female, that I don't deserve the same strong handshake that he gives to another male. Granted, I don't need my bones crushed, but I do like a strong, firm handshake from a guy. It tells me that "Hey, we're equals and on the same playing field" whereas a weaker, limper handshake from a guy to a girl says "You're not my equal. You're less than me because you're female." Anyway, just a perspective of mine. I still love ya anyway! And I'll still read ya!
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sniffable - 2005-11-10 11:01:53
Michele, the firm handshake means the same to UB, too. "Hey, we're equals and on the same playing field." Thats WHY he gives women the limp wrister.
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Payoolay - 2005-11-10 12:23:01
Methinks you should say next time you shake this guy's hand, "Why so limp ... Dick?!?" ;)
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Meany - 2005-11-10 13:09:38
A guy I know once nicknamed his buddy Jeff "Tex" because he had never had a friend named "Tex" before. Now nobody knows the guy as Jeff. It pretty much rules.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-11-10 13:40:12
Next time he sticks out his hand, fake a noisy sneeze into your own hand and then offer to shake.
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Graphite - 2005-11-10 13:48:41
just wanted to let you know about the www.bestbuysux.org website and all the complaints that ppl have about the reward zone... enjoy
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poie2u - 2005-11-10 13:58:16
"I tone it down for the ladies" My dad always told me and other females in the family "You shake hands like you got a pair". I get the heebie jeebies when I shake a limp hand...yuck.
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Squeakzilla - 2005-11-10 16:05:59
"best buy sux org" LMAO!
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fifi - 2005-11-10 16:54:44
Egad! Someone beat me (heh) to the "limp dick" joke. You could always place your own dick in his extended hand, the next time he offers it to you.
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2005-11-10 19:40:41
Like oh, most of the chicks that read you, my dad taught my sister and I that you can tell a lot about a guy's handshake, limp...is not a good sign. Neither are two handers, unless they're trying to feel your arm up (YOU KNOW, that sexy arm rub ****blatant sarcasm***)
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The Boy - 2005-11-11 11:27:57
You all need to do like Humpty-Hump said... "Just grab 'em in the biscuit" it's professional as hell
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Nance - 2005-11-11 17:09:46
Just remember the history of the handshake. . .to show that when you approached another person (read: man) you were unarmed and not reaching for your sword.
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jafer - 2005-11-11 18:57:49
We absolutely love the American version of The Office. Someone told us how funny the British version was so we rented season 1. After the first episode we took it back to the video store. If only they'd run these shows the whole damned live long day.
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molly - 2005-11-12 04:58:54
I like the boring details - very "Seinfeld"
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humungus - 2005-11-13 12:30:36
Twenty-Second! Woot! Woot! Behold the non-primeness of 22! Divide by two and get 11, which really is a two as well since a 1 and a 1 are TWO! Ten more makes twenty-two! Ahhh... I must cough it up and roll around in it before I go...
Peas!
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