Comments:

carrie - 2006-01-11 07:57:51
dude . . . do it
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Joey - 2006-01-11 08:16:28
I'd call him too. Only act like you met him last night at the party and you were under the impression the two of you were going to "hook up" or go out on a date or something. Then tell him that the kiss was magical and you're thinking of letting him meet your parents. That'll sober the jerk right up. My guess is he never touches another drink ha ha ha
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2006-01-11 08:48:54
But Joey, what if the guy is gay?
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onewetleg - 2006-01-11 08:57:23
If he is gay, then he'll be waiting a long time for that second kiss. and probably drink his poor self to death. don't do it UB. Use your powers for good, not evil.
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Funshine Bear - 2006-01-11 08:59:24
Not Cindy Crawford, haven't you heard? They don't allow gays in Alabama.
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Peachsncreem - 2006-01-11 09:17:49
DO IT! you'll get money out of it haha
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Barb - 2006-01-11 09:17:57
Do it UB. You da man, man.
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Shelly - 2006-01-11 09:18:51
Y'all are too damn funny. UB I say call the drunk dude and demand the $$$ for the *broken* mic and then lay into him for fornicating with your *wife* in the utility closet or something... Tell him that you will be looking for him to beat his a$$... heh... ;o)
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Heh - 2006-01-11 09:57:48
that was funny. Calling him might be a waste as he probably doesn't remember a thing from last night. The F#$% comment probably has him in a big pile of doo-doo right about now anyway.....
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Calm Canuck - 2006-01-11 10:20:43
UB, give the name & # to me and I'll call him. I'll tell him I'm with the Federal Communications Commission's Moral Homeland Defence Program, and we want to know more about how and why he hijacked 91.5 FM and told most of the southern US, over the airwaves, to "DRINK AND DANCE ... AND ... AND ... FUCK!!"
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Jan Brady - 2006-01-11 10:42:02
PARRRRRRRTY!!!
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Andy - 2006-01-11 10:50:57
Sounds like an episode of "The Office"

Never, ever get drunk at a corporate function, microphone or not. NEVER. Trust me kiddies, Even if your boss is drunk, don't do it. Corporate events are corporate events.
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The Boy - 2006-01-11 11:59:58
Tell him you want him to make a donation to a charity or something in lieu of payment since otherwise it looks like you are taking money to influence the company, and that the microphone really is fubar.... a good deed is needed to undo his ass-hattery
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Kara - 2006-01-11 12:59:59
I'd be too much of a pansy to do it. I'd be afraid that by some twist of fate I'd end up in jail for fraud or extortion.
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Fish - 2006-01-11 15:01:01
I'd be too tempted to call the number and pose as a pimp or bail bondsman... really make him wonder what he did that evening.
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The Boy - 2006-01-11 15:23:05
FunShine Bear... they do have gays in Alabama, we just don't want you here with your bigotry and stereotypes and walking around on all fours
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Tommy Vercetti - 2006-01-11 17:20:10
Jesus, your diary just gets more boring by the day, and yet I still read this supposedly "funny" blog.
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Orsim - 2006-01-11 18:16:17
Do it, UB! DOITDOITDOIT!
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libragirl - 2006-01-11 22:30:23
Do it, do it do it. Do gotta do it.
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Squeakzilla - 2006-01-12 06:06:29
Note to UB: A) Remember to take compact digital video camera on gigs to surreptitiously preserve "precious" moments. B) Acquire video editing software to provide anonymity via pixelated faces.

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