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Shizanester - 2006-01-19 07:19:40
First!!! Sure is nice working graveyards. Yeah right! Happy B-Day U.B. Keep it real yo.
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Shelly - 2006-01-19 07:23:17
Happy birthday!!! I got you something!!! It's... Well... You'll find out soon enough as... I *just* now dropped it in the mailbox as you made me feel about kneehigh to a grasshopper with all that crap you just spewed in your blog about ME!!! About ME... M.E... Your most faithful reader... I was sooo hurt... *sniff* *sniff* haha... Happy Birthday anyway you old geezer!!!
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Ter - 2006-01-19 07:29:45
Happy birthay!!
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moonfaeryy - 2006-01-19 08:09:11
Happy Birthday, Uncle Bob!
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Sherry - 2006-01-19 08:10:24
Happy Birthday UB!!!! At least you can remember your 20th birthday!!! Oh yeah, your present is in the mail....I did not forget you!!! (Sounds good anyway)
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Meany - 2006-01-19 08:27:06
Happy birthday! I didn't get you ANYTHING! But if you really, really want, I can, like, PayPal you five bucks or something. Or maybe, do you want a t-shirt that says "Who's Your Baghdaddy?" in both English and Arabic?
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Mark - 2006-01-19 09:04:31
Happy Birthday UB!
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Andy - 2006-01-19 09:25:11
Grubbing for presents? Christ, you sound like Pork Tornado.
Happy Birthday you bastard. :)
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Zoot - 2006-01-19 09:26:51
um, happy birthday you old coot. Unfortunately, I left your gift at Wal-Mart.
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Barb - 2006-01-19 09:38:55
So you're probably so old now, that if you had a love fest this birthday, that all the smooching would give you a lip burn, right!
Way to go UB. You are a SURVIVOR! Almost an ANTEEK!
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Spamminator - 2006-01-19 09:44:58
Are you old to the point where you are helpless to prevent ripping out those nasty, old man farts that are reminiscent of stale cigar smoke, rotted cabbage, rancid grease, and smashed dog shit? I personnaly can't wait for the birthday "finger-wave" from the doctor....
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Sandra - 2006-01-19 09:56:59
Good God, Spamminator.
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Osniffable - 2006-01-19 10:20:23
In lieu of a birthday present this year, a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.
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The Tongue - 2006-01-19 10:30:11
You should have KNOWN I am a cold hearted BITCH! Always keep low expectations, this way you never get disappointed. Happy Birthday Uncle Bob....
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mattie gee - 2006-01-19 10:40:57
happy birthday bawby don't let your dill pickle chip
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uncle bob gets no gifts because - 2006-01-19 10:49:23
he does not update his entries enough.
You go away for a long time, make up some lame excuse for not writing and then expect gifts?
tsk tsk,
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The Boy - 2006-01-19 11:04:00
Happy Birthday... your hepatitis shot is on it's way... courtesy of the UT Health Services.
they had a bar there called "the Library" where I saw a wet-T shirt contest turn into a strip show... all for a $50 prize. Add in $2 for 32 oz drafts and a lacrosse team of wildboyz, and it was a great 22nd half-birthday party.
rock on... and tell us a story about teh neighborhood Brit.
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Rora - 2006-01-19 11:08:33
Happy Birthdaaay. My birthday's in 11 days, if you get me something, I'll get you something... thought so.
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Perry Como's German Crack Whore - 2006-01-19 11:35:00
See, UB, what you don't know is that I was actually ALL of those 21 women you kissed, including the hot blonde with the warm tongue in the cold. I'm surprised the warts haven't shown up yet, after all this time. I love disguises. So now you know how old I am and why I'm hanging around with Perry -- Sandra, I know, I agree; but unfortunately the Spamminator is right, I can say from experience. But at this point I'm so diseased that I have no sense of smell anyway, and I still get the free martinis, woo! Happy B-Day UB!!!
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Nance - 2006-01-19 13:03:25
Happy B-day, Uncle Bobby!! You're not old 'cause you weren't born in the 1950s like I was!
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chocolate chaos - 2006-01-19 15:11:40
happy birthday, uncle bob!! i was born in the 50s too... you are just a kid!
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Michele - 2006-01-19 15:18:02
Happy Birthday!
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Cosmic - 2006-01-19 16:49:24
Happy Birthday. I bought you a BMW, but I got into an accident ant totaled it. Gee, you were so close to woning it. Sorry.
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Boop - 2006-01-19 16:51:33
No happy birthday here. Here's hoping that you had caught something from kissing all those girls.
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Cosmic - 2006-01-19 16:54:32
U wsznt' drunk relly.
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Sixela - 2006-01-19 17:06:57
Happiest of birthdays Unclest of Bob's.
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Spamminator - 2006-01-19 17:23:58
I desperately wanted to bone a chick named Leslie who bartended at The Library in Austin. She works at The Library in Fort Worth. I still want to bone her but it would be like shooting pool with a rope.
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Wendyloo - 2006-01-19 17:40:49
More importantly, Happy Birthday Susie.
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Jamie - 2006-01-19 18:18:13
But the question is... did you get laid?
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Britney - 2006-01-19 21:48:31
hey happy birthday! today is my birthday toooo. yay
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Drahmaqueen - 2006-01-20 01:09:41
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Now, check in on me Saturday and return the favor! I'll be 29..again! How many girls did you kiss this year? xxoo Jen
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