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kitty mac - 2006-01-24 07:38:09
scream really loud, it's very early!!!
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Doctor Nick - 2006-01-24 07:51:53
Hi Everybody! (Hi Doctor Nick) Just take two children's asprin and call in sick today Bob. Wouldn't wanna have your attack while you're at the wheel. heh heh.
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Not osmosis - 2006-01-24 08:22:46
but pyrokinesis. That's what he was trying to do to you. Just call him Drew Barrymore and he'll grow out of that stage.
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Andy - 2006-01-24 09:29:51
osmosis?
Damn alabama school system.
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Osniffable - 2006-01-24 09:30:45
if your hand is still numb, you should take advantage and give "the stranger" a go.
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Osniffable - 2006-01-24 09:33:15
If you've never heard of "the stranger," you can check this out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stranger
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mo - 2006-01-24 09:54:28
I think you will like 'The Aristocats'.
Many of my friends thought I would be shocked by the language. I thought I would be bored by the repetition. But it was one of those films that made me laugh so much I should have worn a Depends or something. Enjoy and I hope your hand comes back to life before you have to do anything useful with it.
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Squeakzilla - 2006-01-24 10:02:58
I saw an old horror movie where a characters' hand took on a life of it's own and tried to strangle it's owner. The owner of the hand was in a life or death struggle with his own hand! Sounds hilarious, doesn't it? The thought that ones' own hand could rise up in rebellion against its owner really bothered me for quite awhile. I guess the acting was pretty convincing (or I was pretty naive and impressionable)!
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Amy - 2006-01-24 10:12:46
"Aristocrats" is awesome all around, but Sarah Silverman's bit steals the movie. However, "space docking" made me laugh the most. Ewww ... enjoy the movie, Uncle Bob!
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Numb Hand Cure - 2006-01-24 10:35:52
I saw this on the discovery channel or some crazy show ..........
Move your head from side to side ( like ear to shoulder and do it to the other side) something in your brain triggers it to remove the numbness. It works, I am a waitress and get numb hands all the time (those plates are heavy!!) So in the morning when I suffer from it I do the head shake a WALLLLA, success.
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The Boy - 2006-01-24 11:14:31
UB is just gearing up for a marathon session of doing "the Stranger".... take some aleve for the tennis elbow you about to inflict on yourself
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awittykitty - 2006-01-24 12:47:29
So you're only using one hand, Uncle Bob? Should we avert our eyes?
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Bruce Campbell is my hero - 2006-01-24 14:06:18
The hand movie mentioned above is the awesome cult classic Evil Dead.
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tiffany - 2006-01-24 14:18:47
the aristocrats is jaw-dropping, especially because BOB SAGET is in it! (remember full house?)
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Teralyne - 2006-01-24 14:45:44
DHL will leave it if you leave a note with the air bill number and your signiture asking them to leave it. Air bill number is the tracking number. I recently through this same thing, also should have sent it to work.
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emopirate - 2006-01-24 18:25:01
oh dear, youve ghost handed yourself :(
i hope you get feeling in it soon! so they dont have to replace your hand with a foot O_O.....
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Bix Bender - 2006-01-24 19:47:48
That Sig. Req'rd is SUCH a pain in the root.....Gotta establish a relationship w/the shipper.....pretty easy for someone of my person-skills. You, I dunno....
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Bix Bender - 2006-01-24 19:55:47
I'm remembering your (and your spouse's) lame attempt at hare-lipping your neighbo(u)rs' 'sell my house by myself' scam. They probably rat-cheezed y'all to EVERYBODY, including the meter reader. Gnome-Land Security, Don't cha know....
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Smoog - 2006-01-25 00:54:58
If all else fails, bash it against a wall a few times. It won't make the numbness go away, but then when you go to the emergency room the blood will make your complaint seem more urgent.
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Elyse - 2006-01-25 06:18:14
I'm with The Boy: give yourself "The Stranger" before the feeling comes back!
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Erin - 2006-01-25 06:28:12
Man, the aristocrats is the fucking funniest movie I have ever seen. What movie wouldn't be with over 100 comedians in it? I didn't really understand the joke, because I really don't know the whole meaning behind being an aristocrat, but my favourite part was where Andy Dick describes how to perform a Rusty Trombone. I think a little bit of pee came out when I saw that bit. I think a little bit of pee is coming out again now. Fuck it was funny!
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Shizanester - 2006-01-25 07:31:51
Man, I'm gettin kinda worried. Hope Bob didn't have a stroke. Good luck UB!
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Fuzzy Grey - 2006-01-25 08:25:36
Man, that would be seriously fucked up if that was his last post ever.
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beth b. - 2006-01-25 08:41:21
i *loooooooooved* the aristocrats.
saw it twice in the theatre. on successive nights even.
and paul reiser for the first time in his career didn't make me want to punch him square in his smug face.
maybe because the photo next to him during his interview is of helen hunt and not his real wife.
i'd like to pop helen hunt in the face too, but it wouldn't be fair what with her being blind from squinting all the time and all...
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kj - 2006-01-25 16:16:07
the aristocrats rocked so hard. haven't laughed that hard in ages. and that includes the times i've looked at my own penis...
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anastasia Beaverhousen - 2006-01-29 13:09:33
When your hand is numb because you slept on it it's time to try what my friends call "the stranger's hand masturbating technic"
You see because your hand is numb and you don't feel it attached to you, your brain thinks it's somebody else giving you a hand job. My friends say that if you want to make the experience much more realistic just use some red nail polish for visual effect. jajajajaja
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