Comments:

gerry - 2006-02-22 07:32:12
Maybe if you write a little love song to him he'll come back and kick red-neck's ass
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Shizanester - 2006-02-22 07:32:29
First!
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Shizanester - 2006-02-22 07:35:53
Crap!
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Jane - 2006-02-22 07:57:50
LOL!
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Michele - 2006-02-22 08:20:50
Ironically, the word of the day over at my page is: TACKY. Go on... you know you wanna read my entry now. You want to see the correlation between the tackiness discussed on your page and that on mine. Go on. I dare ya! *wink*
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onewetleg - 2006-02-22 08:21:03
Yes, but think of the material, UB. You're set with redneck bashing diary fodder for life.
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zoot - 2006-02-22 08:42:10
oh jeez that's so funny, is it bad karma that you've got some horrid rednecks for neighbors now?
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IV:XX - 2006-02-22 09:00:53
Do I sense the return of the "nosy assed neighbor" in moto-cross boots?
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Go Bucks - 2006-02-22 09:17:01
Here's where the Homeowners Association earns it's dues! Go Git 'Em! [Dare I say, Git 'er done!]
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NOT the Dukes of Hazard - 2006-02-22 09:35:29
"Just the good ol' boys, Never meanin' no harm, Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born." HEEEEE! Ya got yer own show there UB! Some daisy duke a'wearin inbred wimmins too! YEE-HAW! GIT-R-DONE!!!
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sniffable - 2006-02-22 09:35:39
clearly you need to make an attempt to befriend them. That should have them running out of town in no time.
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rent free - 2006-02-22 10:08:11
They could be renters and they dont care at all.
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Lauren - 2006-02-22 11:57:09
I believe we need to see some pictures of redneck neighbors?
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2006-02-22 12:43:42
Here here Lauren! Pictures Pictures Pictures (the blogged croud chants!)
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The Boy - 2006-02-22 13:33:47
you're fucked...
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elayne - 2006-02-22 14:35:18
Oh, come on. Nobody MADE you throw a party. Ya pussy. It sucks that he backed out on you the way he did, but at WORST he talked you into it, not "made" you. Quit blaming him for your people-pleaser streak. (HA! I should talk.)
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-02-22 15:30:03
ol' Limey probably waited to complete the sale until he could get the perfect replacement family ...
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Cosmic - 2006-02-22 16:50:41
LIke they say in "the Monkey's Paw" Be careful what you wish for, ya just might get it.
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dd - 2006-02-22 17:42:00
Do what I'm having to do about the upstairs neighbors - file a noise complaint with the police. Every time. I mean, find out what the noise laws are and such first, but I think you're covered. The fine people upstairs from me are finally throwing drug-and-fighting parties at someone else's place, thank goodness. good luck!
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awittykitty - 2006-02-22 17:42:46
Maybe you can do an episode of "Wife Swap" with your new neighbors. I'd watch it.
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Melly - 2006-02-22 18:31:22
I second what dd had to say. Take a good long look at the city code, which in a lot of cases is available (and searchable) online in PDF format. Dig up the legality of every little annoying thing they do, and report it. Get the rest of the block in on it. A few hundred fines and police visits later, they'll behave or leave. :)
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NOT the Dukes of Hazard - 2006-02-22 21:23:50
I wouldn't try the calling the cops/ complaining to city hall with these types as they will only get worse plus they will get revenge on whoever they think called on them. Someone could get hurt and/or have some major property damage. Best thing is to be more annoying then they are so they think they are around lower class people and move "up".
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Andy - 2006-02-23 12:19:56
ha ha.

Tust me you do not want them to have nice harley davidsons. Those are alot more noiser. I agree, get the home owners assoctiaton to address this. or, as melly said, just try to be thier friends. They'll leave soon enough.
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drew - 2006-02-23 12:53:57
hahaha...bwa..ha.ha.ha...bwaaaa.hahaha
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Squeakzilla - 2006-02-23 15:52:05
Not trying to give anybody any ideas but... There was a home near here that was owned by an individual who thought it was appropriate to make the nude statues around his property more realistic by painting short 'n curlies on them. If you've heard the story, I can stop here. If not, let's just say his artistry and his mansion mysteriously vanished one night in a cloud of smoke (and flame). Now, I ain't saying one thing had anything to do with the other but, that's some severe karma.
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emopirate - 2006-02-23 19:33:41
wow, your new neighbors sound like part of my family haha...sadly. maybe they will get sick of "sofistikated" living and go to arkansas :D theres always hope
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irony - 2006-02-23 23:26:23
this is funny, because i remember reading when your wife would sneak across the street to limey's house when it was for sale and steal all of their information sheets from the tube. you have karma kicking your ass in all directions.
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Claire - 2006-02-24 08:09:59
Aw damn, that's cold. Somewhere in the blogosphere, Limey must be laughing hard...
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Dee - 2006-02-25 16:44:37
Reminds me of the old days, with the awesome NAN stories. Your neighbor luck kind of sux.
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Amy - 2006-02-27 18:29:43
You had me all worried for a second until I read "And they've all got their wife beaters on and their mullets and shaved heads on display and they like to yell things like "Git R Done, motherfuckers!" We recently moved and my husband races "dirt bikes" and we have people over working on them all the time. I make them keep it in the garage and keep the noise down, though. I guess we're well mannered rednecks, if you will.
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