Comments:

Gerr - 2006-03-02 08:27:27
Nice....do you need an assistant
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Not first - 2006-03-02 08:35:11
Nice! What is this world coming too? My day the guy would get a lap dance in the corner where nobody could see. NOT out in the open. TSK!
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Karen - 2006-03-02 08:38:56
thanks for bringing up my breakfast.
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IV:XX - 2006-03-02 08:48:25
I can be in your town in short order and I work cheap. Very cheap.
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metanoia - 2006-03-02 08:59:43
Excellent line, Uncle Bob. Excellent.
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sniel - 2006-03-02 09:03:34
And women wonder why they don't get the respect they feel they deserve.
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Meany - 2006-03-02 10:01:02
Too bad that line was wasted on rednecks. "Dignity" has waaay too many syllables for them.
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Jan Brady - 2006-03-02 10:06:32
Wait'll I tell GREg!
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picky moo - 2006-03-02 11:58:37
Ensure, UB, ensure. (Although in all the time of reading you, that's the first error I've ever seen - well done you!) x
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Jendra - 2006-03-02 12:19:11
Good lord... it's women like that who make men think it's okay to treat all women like whores. They also make some women think that that is the best way to get male attention. She needs a self-esteem sandwich.
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public defender - 2006-03-02 12:40:00
Goddamnit, UB. Pictures! Where are the fucking pictures?!?!
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awittykitty - 2006-03-02 12:45:53
What a dilemma. You spend all that money for new boobies and you've got no one to show them to. Why does this sound like a porno version of "Hee Haw"? I'm glad they were tossed out. They sounded disgusting. Ya done right by the comment, UB.
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Andy - 2006-03-02 13:34:11
Todays Entry: A stripper meets her coke dealer at Bobs nightclub.
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Cosmic - 2006-03-02 14:40:03
What really ticks me off is that these "ladies" will pull something like that but the minute a guy puts a hand on them, they scream rape. Hopefully she fell in the river somewhere and is washing out to sea as we speak.
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Arizona Sarah - 2006-03-02 18:37:52
I really really really really really really really really really hope they were in their early twenties. I danced in a cage at 23 and thought grinding all over with my friends was hott but at 33? I hope the most exhibitionist thing I am doing is going to the salon and getting a mom haircut. Oh! And rollerderby. But that's different. Or is it? Hey! Maybe they just need their exhibitionist tendencies redirected!
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micky poo - 2006-03-02 19:13:44
picky moo, it can be spelled either way. i know this because a>i had to argue this to a professor who kept taking points when i spelled it with an "e" and b>i can use a dictionary, a point i hammered home to the professor because she obviously couldn't. maybe all those late nights showing her boobs to uncle bob took their toll...
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Essy - 2006-03-03 05:50:27
Yeah, it's only 'ensure' in British English. In American English you can use whichever as long as you're consistent.
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Dangerspouse - 2006-03-03 07:32:36
What did you expect the poor girl to do? After you rejected her advances is it any suprise that her self esteem plummeted and she wallowed in degrading acts with chapeau'd orangutans and other women? You're a cruel, cruel dj, sir.
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Chunk - 2006-03-03 07:47:14
I wudda did her ura poof ub
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Girl's Dignity - 2006-03-03 14:23:34
HERE I AM!!!
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Squeakzilla - 2006-03-04 10:23:52
Sure, it's all fun and games until somebody licks their own boobs!
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Connie - 2006-03-05 02:12:09
Wow. Um. Talk about whores? I completely agree with Jendra.
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Junebugg - 2006-03-05 03:03:57
You don't work in the Decatur/Florence/Huntsville area do you? I think I might know those people, and they're the reason I don't go to clubs anymore. Excellent stoy but you made me snort Diet Dew out my nose and the guys here at work are wondering what's wrong with me.
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Bonsai - 2006-03-06 08:57:59
To Micky Poo and Essy - I am 'British English' (how odd does that sound!). So, mystery solved. We can all spell it anyway we like now (as long as I pretend to be American). Yay!
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The Boy - 2006-03-06 17:51:05
Junebugg -- I live in the 256.. and I used to see them too, it's hot at age 23, and sad at 35+...... I like the bigg'n gettin knuckle deep while ub watches.... dude you need a webcam at your jobs for that extra Cash to pay for the maid, the intarweb pays big for that kind of show!!
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girl - 2006-03-10 06:50:28
sniel & cosmic - your comments were ignorant. 2 girls acting like twats doesn't mean no woman deserves respect. If one girl lets her friend expose her boobs I don't think it's an invitation for rape. Sorry UB, your post was funny.
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