Comments:

Kitty Mac - 2006-03-07 07:40:56
He!
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Gerry - 2006-03-07 07:41:06
Sex, drugs, violence...so early in the morning... I love it
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dd - 2006-03-07 08:25:46
old-school beatdowns - I really thought they were extinct. Awesome.
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meme - 2006-03-07 09:01:13
New neighbors arghhhh. New posts yeah!!!!
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Andy - 2006-03-07 09:32:04
"Hey Kid! Stop it! Stop it! You're doing it wrong....Here, hit the bridge of his nose with a thrusting upward motion...see?"

Good job there UB. :^)
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sniffable - 2006-03-07 09:37:16
based on your description of the dad, Im pretty sure the little sociopath got a second beat down when he got home just because he lost the first fight.
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Dalek - 2006-03-07 09:44:34
Im still waiting for the tree huggers to start chastising UB for allowing a little kid to get beat upÖ donít get me wrong, seems like to me that the little brat had it coming.
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Whinerhater - 2006-03-07 10:41:28
Why would tree huggers care about children? Don't they care just about trees?
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Rivetergirl - 2006-03-07 11:45:52
Letting the kids work it out themselves is really the best thing ... so long as no visible marks are left.
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The Boy - 2006-03-07 11:46:29
NINTH!! Tree huggers will complain that you used a smoke machine and not real weed-smoke to smoke up the garage, I picture a "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" van moment as UB opens the garage door. Also, I have two words for the beat down... COBRA KAI !!
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lorrie - 2006-03-07 11:52:07
Good job big brother.
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Lando - 2006-03-07 12:35:24
requesting later updates and exploits of this kid getting his ass kicked.
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Jessica - 2006-03-07 14:34:07
I'm a treehugger, and I say the kid deserved it.
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Meepers - 2006-03-07 14:54:26
Dear Uncle Bob, Have been reading for a relatively short period of time (about 1 1/2 years) and am officially delurking to say: 1. That chick: ABSURDLY SLUTTY 2. Kid: Deserved his licks. 3. Thank you for cracking me the hell up on a weekly basis - Often my husband walks into the room and asks me, "What's the matter with you?" because I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-03-07 15:03:31
*I* got new boobs months ago and you didn't write about ME! Not that I could possibly get even 10% as skanky as the Princess ... but I could pretend to try! ~shudder~
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Martin - 2006-03-07 16:57:07
"DanjerusKurves- *I* got new boobs months ago and you didn't write about ME! Not that I could possibly get even 10% as skanky as the Princess" I have bad news for you sweetheart...you got surgery so boys would like you. That's a solid skank-meter ranking whether you want to admit it or not.
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Ditto - 2006-03-07 17:33:14
Yeah, what Martin said. With a name like "DanjerousKurves" your asking for that sort of attention. (Nice misspelling of the name there too. Very Limp Bizkit. Fred Durst would be proud)
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Pseu-do-me - 2006-03-07 18:04:48
Well, now I don't feel so bad about pretending not to see my own son kicking the crap out of a kid who he found puttin' the boots to the little four year old girl next door. I love back-alley-white-suburban-neighbourhood justice.
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The Boy - 2006-03-07 18:20:26
DanjerousKurves -- you need a body guard ?
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Chris - The Original Chris - 2006-03-07 20:48:03
***Tree Hugger (might i add, from cali)*** Kid deserves all he got! (:
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Jan Brady - 2006-03-08 13:27:16
I'm thinking I wonder what it would be like getting my ass kicked by Princess New Boobs.
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-03-09 14:37:19
Martin: thank you very much for explaining my motives to me ... I had no idea what I was REALLY intending. If only I liked *boys*, that would make perfect sense! Ditto: nice job on the misspelling of my deliberately humourous phonetic spelling. Ever heard of self-mocking humour? No? didn't think so.
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Connie - 2006-03-10 03:25:28
I wouldn't be so sure about the kid learning his lesson. But then... maybe I'm biased. Who knows?
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