Comments:

Shizanester - 2006-03-22 07:25:44
Wha?
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meme - 2006-03-22 07:28:07
1st to know !!
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Muse - 2006-03-22 07:47:44
Possible solutions, depending on what 'it' is: 1. Defeat Goldmember and/or realise you never needed it to begin with, you sexy beast. 2. Viagra. 3. Come to terms with the idea that pocket notepads are your friends past the age of 25. 4. Defeat Captain Hook and come back from Neverland. (ok, ok, obscure reference to Toodles losing his marbles in the movie "Hook".) 5. Congratulate yourself on the new weightloss!
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K - 2006-03-22 08:52:59
what was the 'it' you think you had?
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Dangerspouse - 2006-03-22 08:58:30
Check your sock drawer. As cliche'd as that sounds, it's often true nonetheless. The static cling draws in all sorts of things. Good luck man.
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saidnot - 2006-03-22 08:59:38
I lost mine too. Do you think they made a run for it across the border together? I'm kind of hacked off that my it is probably swilling pina coladas on a beach somewhere right about now ... while I'm stuck at work.
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Andy - 2006-03-22 09:25:14
What makes you think you ever had it? :^)
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xx - 2006-03-22 09:26:04
Did you lose Andrew?
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Spamminator - 2006-03-22 09:38:23
HE'S ALIVE!!!!
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Barb - 2006-03-22 09:49:15
I think it's his sense of purpose....
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Squeakzilla - 2006-03-22 11:26:49
I am impressed by the marketing genius behind e-bay's "IT" commercials (you know the one "whatever 'IT' is..."). Go back to the club where you remarked that the stripper chick may have been looking for her dignity and look for your e-bay-like "IT" there.
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zoot - 2006-03-22 13:55:01
did you check behind the couch?
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Ice cubes - 2006-03-22 14:48:46
Did ya look in the freezer?
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Drax - 2006-03-22 14:50:31
I bet it's going to be in the last place you look. It always is.
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Squeakzilla - 2006-03-22 17:09:37
Ok, I get "IT"!
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Meany - 2006-03-22 18:37:30
I bet you can find "it" on eBay. (Haaa.)
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hmm. - 2006-03-22 20:31:51
I bet it's his sanity. ha ha ha.
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mattie gee - 2006-03-23 09:00:29
here's a jumpstart for your brain....drunk-ass jamie.
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dude - 2006-03-23 17:23:40
dude look behind the sofa ----- i found jesus there once!
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Jane - 2006-03-24 07:54:08
Ok, ok, I'm dying of suspense. 'fess up.
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sniffable - 2006-03-24 09:41:41
my guess is its "the time to update."
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Andrew - 2006-03-24 10:11:43
I think it's "the desire to update".
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-03-24 14:21:09
I know where it is ... but I can't tell you.
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Kara - 2006-03-25 10:15:49
Uncle Bob: check this shit out! http://youtube.com/watch?v=1zkw_mru-hU Alabamians are scary scary folk.
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f-i-n - 2006-03-25 16:38:50
I'm confused....
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Brandi - 2006-03-26 23:51:50
Are you offering a reward for its safe return? Because I could really use some new karaoke disks...
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Squeakzilla - 2006-03-27 07:28:45
You haven't really lost "it". "It" is in the shop being refitted with a faster processor, more memory and powerful cooling fans in preparation for the deluge of witty entries to come (once you return from your secret vacation). Or... "It" is being held for ransom and the FBI agents have advised you against speaking publicly about "it".
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Spamminator - 2006-03-27 13:39:13

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The Boy - 2006-03-27 14:43:48
You've lost your POPOZAO !! I suggest a heavy diet of arrogant snarkiness, that and just try out some test posts on paper first, and if your wife hates them, then you've found your MOJO again..... thanks Spamm, that dog getting his hunch on makes my day!
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JDH - 2006-03-27 16:08:58
Hurry up and find it, we miss the hilarity
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Hilarity - 2006-03-27 17:45:59
Here I am!!! Not very funny with UB though....
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Cosmic - 2006-03-28 07:17:10
I dare say, he has lost the urge to keep a diary. We'll see. Diaries are sort of like Lays potato chips. Ya just keep going back. Enjoy your time off but don't forget we are waiting for you. If (God forbid) you should make this permanant, please say goodbye first. Leaving one's diary with no warning is bad form, sir. Bad form. Mucho thanks.
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Drew - 2006-03-28 16:20:11
His DJ site hasn't been updated either. Huh. I think I'll go use his auto book feature and book him for the rest of the year.
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kinkajew - 2006-03-29 02:52:10
Hey...I wanna find his DJ website. Howdja do it? Can ya give me a hint? I tried.
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Pete - 2006-03-29 03:19:24
Me too, I want to find his DJ site, any help gratefully received.
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Lottie - 2006-03-29 10:57:33
Didn't UB go on vacation for 2 weeks a few years ago and freak everyone out, to the tune of 800 comments enquiring about his whereabouts? Maybe he's just off relaxing (or finding something) with wife and son ....
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curtiss - 2006-03-30 10:53:07
didn't Uncle Bob mention some tax scam about taking a Cruise for DJ's
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shoshie - 2006-03-30 11:39:49
Hey Drew... will you give us a hint about how to find the site? I've tried. Waahh.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2006-03-30 14:05:43
Drew, DON'T give UB DJ site...He said in one of his posts that he didn't want to tell it on here because of all the crazy people who would start calling him in the middle of the night!
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Spamminator - 2006-03-30 14:12:38
I'd hit it:
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Lottie - 2006-03-31 08:41:19
If you've been reading UB long enough to know certain details, you'll find it in a jiffy.
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Barb - 2006-03-31 10:31:08
Dear Uncle Bob, We all miss you so, What are you doing? Where did you go? Is it something we said Or do you just need some space Have you gone off and left us In search of your happy place? Please give us an update Just toss us a bone It doesn't have to be lengthy And we'll leave you alone!
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Drew - 2006-03-31 11:51:21
No worries. Cindy. UB was pretty clear that he didn't want us tards screwing with his DJ site.
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Mythots - 2006-03-31 12:52:43
?? Hope you have a good weekend!
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tophermo - 2006-03-31 18:31:09
I found it!! If you are offering a reward I might even return it.
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Patty - 2006-04-02 13:30:53
My morning newspaper, cup of coffee, Uncle Bob's Diary o' Chuckles...which one is missing here???!!!
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discothekid - 2006-04-03 13:53:23
Thought you might think this was funny.... click here
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Dee - 2006-04-03 23:39:58
at least make a comment about the Alabama Leprechaun.....
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Rora - 2006-04-04 00:03:45
Unc'Bob... how 'bout coming back, now?
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Andy - 2006-04-04 09:24:55
dsicokid, that sucked. Don't promote your blog here. Ass.

See ya UB. Thanks for the laughs.
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second guess - 2006-04-04 10:50:08
Andy, you are not in charge here, in fact you are no one......... you are not the blog police, you do not tell who gets to write what. Now go get a job and move out of your moms, got it? PS Anyone can write anything. Now put your X box away and get a girlfriend.
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thirdguess - 2006-04-04 12:20:31
I agree with Andy...discokid tried to trick us into looking at his blog, rather than saying, "Hey, wanna check out my blog? Here it is." That's lame. Ass!
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big deal - 2006-04-04 14:20:13
so what who cares, you dont have to click on it!! Was there a gun to your heads?? get a life people
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laughing harder - 2006-04-04 14:24:43
you were tricked ??? hahahaha, on the internet, someone tricked you......... pssst want to buy a penis enlarger?? Do you need a loan? Hey did you know you are the winner of 1,000,000.00 ??? just click on all of those as well.......... hahahahah "He tricked us" thanks for the laugh
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discokid is a loser - 2006-04-04 14:53:48
Ok dougie...I mean "Disco Kid". Go write more songs and maybe some of the junior high kids will come by your blog and pretend to be your friend. I'm with Andy...you're a loser. Only posers advertise their blog...damn, be a man (or at least pretend) about it and invite folks openly.
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Dougies boyfirend - 2006-04-04 16:19:16
Laughing harder, you looking for a penis externder? Go to Pork Tornadoes site. He's the biggest dick around .
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it doesnt matter - 2006-04-04 16:21:51
but its still lame. has not having uncle bob around reduced us to this??
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figures - 2006-04-05 00:00:36
dougies boyfriend??? Yeah he would respond to anything dealing with a penis. Nothing wrong with gay people.
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Umm . . . - 2006-04-05 09:08:55
FIRST! Oh, wait a minute.
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Umm . . . - 2006-04-05 09:09:59
FIRST!! Oh, wait a minute.
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Meghan - 2006-04-05 17:01:44
I miss Uncle Bob!
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jen - 2006-04-05 21:33:09
I second that!
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Dreamies - 2006-04-06 00:47:01
Well damn.. UB, where you at?
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Bergles - 2006-04-06 09:34:51
seriously - I hardly ever make comments on blogs or the like, but "WTF, Mate?"
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I miss Uncle Bob - 2006-04-06 09:56:09
Ha ha, I found Bob's DVR on Woot for WAY cheaper!
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The Boy - 2006-04-06 10:50:33
Is UB doing time ? or did his DJ unit get called up to go to Iraq....
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sniel - 2006-04-06 12:28:31
Uncle Bob hasn't been funny for a while now. Try http://dangerspouse.diaryland.com/ or http://porktornado.diaryland.com/
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Sniel - 2006-04-06 12:46:17
Uncle Bob hasn't been funny in a while. Try out Danger Spouse or Pork Tornado. Consistently more entertaining.
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Sharma - 2006-04-06 16:54:32
Come back Uncle Bob! We miss you. I was finally inspired to check out your DJ site. The next time I throw a party down south, you are who I'm calling.
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Visually - 2006-04-06 23:45:57
Come back, U. B. We miss you. At least say goodbye if you are leaving. :-(
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oin - 2006-04-07 09:27:40
Sneil, Pork is a loser, an attention whoring, blubbering pussy.
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humungus - 2006-04-07 09:29:10
I'm suffering withdrawals... Deleriums Bobbins... I need my daily fix of the Bawb... need fix now....
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Jamalama - 2006-04-07 09:58:47
After reading all of these inane comments, it's no wonder Uncle Bob decided to leave. He's sick of all you morons.
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Sarah - 2006-04-07 15:52:04
WTF. I need my UB fix.
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Writer Girl - 2006-04-07 20:33:19
Dear Uncle Bob, I work for a mental health facility were EVERYTHING is funny and mostly, there's nuthin' funny 'bout that. So if you have indeed nutted out, please know you are missed. And if your nut is still on tight... why no write? I need to snuggle up in the comfort of twisted Uncle Bob's prose. Or if you're in lock down, slip me a note and I'll post it here for ya. Cheers to sanity.
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a - 2006-04-08 12:48:44
you are missed
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Nicki - 2006-04-08 21:04:42
His sense of humour?
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dd - 2006-04-10 07:29:01
Who broke Bob? Someone has to pay...
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You know I'm right - 2006-04-10 09:14:40
I'd be willing to bet that half of you wouldn't wig out this much if a family member came up missing.
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Meghan - 2006-04-10 09:30:27
UB, we miss you. come back, so we can laugh once more.
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K - 2006-04-10 10:45:29
Hey You know I'm right ... I'd be equally as happy with some of my family members joining Bob and disappearing. UB, take more people with you where ever you have gone!
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Spamminatoer - 2006-04-10 11:19:01

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Jodeci - 2006-04-10 12:55:41
Oh Uncle Bob, where are you??? Please come back!
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meme - 2006-04-10 14:20:44
1st
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gungHay - 2006-04-10 18:54:09
he's in china. i keep getting port scans from chinese ips as soon as i visit this site. fat choy to ya UB.
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dit_xi - 2006-04-10 23:32:38
If I find it, can I have it? Finders keepers, you know.
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candice - 2006-04-11 09:26:43
life is so boring without you to wake up to every morning... i mean reading your entries. so come back:)
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Spenkadink - 2006-04-11 09:45:35
Do u think he'll ever come back.....
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new beggining - 2006-04-11 10:22:38
Wake up and breathe people .......... make a difference today.
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New beggining? - 2006-04-11 12:25:37
It looks like the first step toward making a difference today is misspelling. Well done!
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Newbie - 2006-04-11 15:47:49
Although I do have a life, I must admit that I have had quite a few laughs over the years reading this, and only this, diary. There is something warm, compelling and special about Uncle Bob that keeps me coming back.
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It doesn't count - 2006-04-11 16:07:25
spelling and grammar and anything else it just doesn't count. Feel free to express yourself and not worry about anals who have nothing better to do than judge your spelling. I am a happy person and have a hard time with perfect people.
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Serge Nancyman - 2006-04-11 22:49:41
Does it involve Lance Yelvington?
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mark - 2006-04-12 02:17:19
we miss you Uncle Bob
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K - 2006-04-12 08:55:03
maybe it IS a new beggin-ing today. I bet his marriage broke up because he's gay.
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IV:XX - 2006-04-12 09:27:19
UB, all I can say about that 1st Kappa Alpha picture is..."They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!" - On a side note, my sister-in-law is a sorority girl over at AU. I'll have to tell her about your DJ business.
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Beggindfgsning again - 2006-04-12 13:38:58
There's nothing anal about expecting decent spelling when people are using the written word to communicate.
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vitamin c - 2006-04-12 13:56:05
Damn, Bob! You could have at least said goodbye! Sniff.
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99th - 2006-04-12 15:50:56
eh
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let it go - 2006-04-12 15:52:15
decent spelling? I think the communication was just fine. Get over it.
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100 th - 2006-04-12 15:53:23
party ........... woo hooo go me go me, get my game on....... hey where did uncle bob go?
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Admiral Farragut - 2006-04-12 15:54:46
Hah! Number 100!
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Admiral Farragut - 2006-04-12 15:56:19
100 th -- you sneaking bastard!
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Snickelfritz - 2006-04-12 16:59:29
Bye bye Mr. American Pie Drove your Chevy to the Levy But the Levy was dry Good ole boys drinking whiskey and rye This will be the day that I die This will be the day that I die Bye bye Mr. American Pie Snick waves goodbye to Bob
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Advice Man - 2006-04-12 21:21:16
Lets all just stop commenting and let this diary take a break in totality. He'll be back, we'll be back. Until then, RIP.
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Dear Mr. Advice man - 2006-04-12 22:56:20
Bite us hahahaha. Let me see, are you the Blog police....... I dooooon't think so. keep the comments a coming!
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blog voyeur - 2006-04-13 01:51:13
since Uncle Bob last posted I have missed his writing and check everyday to see if he has updated. This message board is beginning to fill the gap... (sarcasm)
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Andy - 2006-04-13 08:52:15
So long UB and thanks for all the fishes.
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K - 2006-04-13 15:22:21
I have enjoyed the comments more than anything else about this blog!
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a toast to K - 2006-04-14 00:27:54
I too have enjoyed the comments on this site as well, I raise my glass to you all !
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MightyDingus - 2006-04-14 11:06:01
I think what he lost was the will to update. Once he finds it, he'll be back.
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lumenatrix - 2006-04-14 17:35:04
Hey UB, I hope all is well in your little corner of the world. I miss you! Even though I don't know you!
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K - 2006-04-15 09:06:06
His vacation should be over by now. Maybe UB is waiting for a certain number of comments to be left before he will return.
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Not Cindy Crawford - 2006-04-15 09:37:19
934587573985th :o)
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Sgt. Carter - 2006-04-15 18:35:29
Private UB will be back as soon as he finishes boot camp
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hmm - 2006-04-15 22:13:08
Well it was about time for a 1 month furlough. Any day now...
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117nth!!!!!!!!!!! - 2006-04-16 16:23:16
HAPPY EASTER! May all your days be filled with biting the ears off chocolate rabbits!!!!
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Jenn - 2006-04-16 20:26:26
Hmmmmmm...no really. Now where are you?
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Barb - 2006-04-17 08:12:56
UB, where are you?????!!!!! Are you with Walt?
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The Boy - 2006-04-17 10:30:09
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt !!
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car pulled in......... - 2006-04-17 10:58:26
He is back, sound the alarms, start cleaning up this place, hurry hurry.
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kittenbritches - 2006-04-17 11:06:08
They'll never give you Walt for Bob....
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to kitten - 2006-04-17 13:13:05
what?? Got that??
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Alabama Sam - 2006-04-17 17:25:49
I hope someone ass rape his wife and child... while having him tied up and watching the entire thing...
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Hey Alabama Sam - 2006-04-17 19:30:48
Your a fucking asshole buddy. Give me your address and I'll come by to say hi to your old lady. I won't forget the ducktape I'll use to tape your eyelids open.
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Megan - 2006-04-17 21:26:38
Is Alabama Sam that weird chick who was stalking Uncle Bob a while back?
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Yosemite Sam - 2006-04-17 21:30:46
Hey, Alabama Sam-- sounds like you have some issues from your past that you still need to deal with. So tell us-- were you the wife or the child?
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Chunk - 2006-04-18 05:07:52
Settle down folks. UB did this shit last year and people were getting all anal about it then. He'll either be back or not after the second part of his Gender Reassignment surgery heals up enough for him/her/it to sit down for long enough to type a meaninful entry.
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Upchunk - 2006-04-18 05:23:17
Thank god we can always count on Chunk to be almost reassuring and almost funny.
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Oh No! - 2006-04-18 14:27:30
Whatever will you attention whores do when the comments feature is turned off after the gold membership runs out??
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ferrari crash - 2006-06-19 18:42:43
Greetings!..
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