Comments:

Dweeble - 2007-12-09 01:16:51
First?
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Dweeble - 2007-12-09 01:18:21
Okay, the vasectomy; not that big a deal, really. Of course, when my three boys asked about it just a couple of days ago, you could certainly see THEM squirm!
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Kalli - 2007-12-09 01:59:52
Hell, your boring entries are more entertaining than my Saturday nights lately! I can just envision the "awwww" at the mic. and yeah, pregnancy seems much scarier when having a child of your own is no longer an abstract idea, but a reality. Acid doesn't sound like much fun anymore, either.
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Katie - 2007-12-09 04:05:48
Pervy? Geeze, now I know I have no reason to feel old, but if Pervy is 20, and I've been reading here since I was 17, geeze... That said, hell, I would take that gift over a lot of the things I know I'm probably getting.
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Cheri - 2007-12-09 05:02:52
Um, will you be MY UNCLE?
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Thpbltblt - 2007-12-09 09:19:03
Vasectomy was nothing. I had it done at thirty, BEFORE I got married so there wouldn't be any accidents. Just go get it done already.
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yelloh - 2007-12-09 11:26:35
If you don't want your swimmies and your wife don't mind, can I have em? We've been trying to get knocked up for 6 months now and it ain't working so far...maybe I just need fresh ones that work!
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witchypoo - 2007-12-09 17:52:06
Do the math, UB: Tubal ligation: 6 weeks, no sex Vasectomy: 48 hours, then sex.
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Barry - 2007-12-09 22:05:52
Boxful of seedlings=keyboard of spit
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shoshana - 2007-12-10 01:20:02
still loving you like a rock
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JQ - 2007-12-10 12:51:32
If your nephew doesnt appreciate the effort, I certainly would. If he's a prick about it, slap him around and mail me the CDs. I'll even pay for shipping.
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Katherine - 2007-12-11 17:52:41
So get a vasectomy, douchebag. Jesus.
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Squeakzilla - 2007-12-12 21:33:07
Vasectomy? I feel your (potential) PAIN. I'm also printing up bumper stickers that say "MY OTHER girlfriend/wife/significant other IS A PILLOW"!
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deb - 2007-12-13 08:43:07
Scuse me for pointing out the obvious - unprotected sex = probable pregnancy. There's got to be some other options other than pill and vasectomy. Maybe stick with the pillow!
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vitamin c - 2007-12-20 13:55:33
Ok Bobbie... Time for a Christmas update!!!! What's everyone getting?
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Jeremy - 2007-12-22 14:18:09
Merry Christmas, UB.
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Squeakzilla - 2007-12-23 22:11:29
Merry Christmas UB and Family; Merry Christmas Comments Section!
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Pam - 2007-12-23 23:10:59
Merry Christmas to the Uncle Bob family!
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Mal - 2007-12-24 03:02:44
Merry happy Festivus to you and yours. Cyalayta Mal :)
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tina - 2007-12-27 06:18:33
Time for a vasectomy! 15 minutes in the dr. office as opposed to a general anesthestic and major surgery for Mrs. UB. Be a man!
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Squeezilla - 2007-12-31 09:24:42
HAPPY NEW YEAR, New Year, new year... (voice echoing in an empty room!)
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Jamie - 2008-01-02 14:52:24
I feel her pain! I recently stopped taking the pill because, let's face it, putting MORE hormones inside our already hormone-loaded bodies can't possibly end well.
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Theresa - 2008-01-02 22:21:24
Uncle Bob Come on!!! I can't wait to hear about christmas and new years! You haven't been that busy have you? Decemeber 8th is a long time to keep your readers waiting :-0
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Kay - 2008-01-03 18:59:37
UB please. A vasectomy is way less in pain and cost than 9 months of carrying a child plus labor. Take one for the team. You can do it!!
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Squeakzilla - 2008-01-04 01:13:13
I heard somewhere that it takes 3 weeks to break a habit. I wonder?
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Lance Yelvington - 2008-01-04 03:25:37
if by habit, you mean masturbating into a sock, it was four weeks.
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