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13:24:54 - 2000-01-21
There's this lady at work that nobody likes. And about four months ago, her husband got drunk and stabbed her in the hand. Which is a horrible thing to do, but at least she was smart enough to dump his ass right there and then. Anyway, when it happened, very few of us had any pity on her. It barely did any damage to her, but the guy was a psycho freak and she got away. ANYWAY... my buddy Mattie Gee is talking to her in her office and then comes back to our area. "That dumb bitch (the one we don't like) just asked me what a cutline was," he snorted. (A cutline is the newspaper term for the caption under a photo) "Did you tell her to look at the back of her hand?" I asked. Mattie Gee laughed til he cried. Then I punched him and came home for the day. If you're sitting there thinking..."dammit ... that just wasn't enough Uncle Bob for my tastes" don't freak. Click here for the official Uncle Bob's House of Fun page. Then bookmark it, 'cause I'm tired of putting this down here. Yes...I'm talking to you.
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