TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS

Recently, an extremely irate parent suggested that I may want to think about posting a disclaimer on my site that would warn children under the age of 18 that they shouldn't be reading my journal.

After I politely told the parent to bite my scrotal sac, I started thinking...you know...maybe it IS time I put a disclaimer on the diary.

So here it is...a disclaimer that everyone should read that will keep me from ever being harrassed or sued by the man.

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DISCLAIMER

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