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6:36 a.m. - 2001-12-04

RUNNING LATE, NO TIME TO GAB

I feel like that rabbit in that movie with that one girl who keeps saying "I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say goodbye, HELLO! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!"

Well...except I'm not as jittery as that rabbit was.

But I AM late.

I got up at 4 a.m. to watch and take notes on my episode of "Ed" last night.

It was a good episode.

Worth getting up at 4 a.m. for?

Uhhhhhhh....no.

Anyway...it's 6:38 a.m. and I've got a ton of things to do this morning.

Soooooo...who suffers because of this???

You.

That's right. You. The poor innocent person who has no say-so in the matter.

You just wanted a chuckle. By God...that's what you come here for...a damned chuckle.

And look at me...all outta jokes and no time to tell 'em if I had 'em.

Go read this guy instead this morning. He's a funny bastard who isn't currently getting the respect that he so richly deserves.

I'll be back later today with some MAJOR SCOOPS for you.

Yep...I'm talking MAJOR!!!

Actually...I have no scoops. That's just a ploy to get you to return later this afternoon.

Sorry.

Really.

I am.

(NOT!)

Tee-hee!

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