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2009-02-19 - The End Of Uncle Bob
2008-12-04 - Losing Focus While Trying To Write A Blog Entry Is Cool.
2008-10-31 - Buck Up Junior, You Could Be Digging Ditches
2008-10-28 - That Sinking Feeling
2008-10-22 - Return Of The Karate Kid And His Slow Kitty-Lovin' Accomplice
2008-10-11 - Long Day, Longer Life
2008-10-09 - Uncle Bob - The Humanitarian
2008-10-07 - Reason #263 To Never Let A Sick Kid Near Food For Public Consumption
2008-10-04 - Wiiiiii!!!
2008-10-02 - Deep In The Heart Of Something
2008-10-01 - Road Trip!!
2008-09-13 - Yet Another Irrational Batch O' Crap
2008-08-28 - For The Unitiated
2008-08-20 - Here
2008-08-19 - One
2008-08-18 - Two
2008-08-17 - Three
2008-08-16 - Four
2008-08-15 - Five
2008-07-03 - Motley Croup
2008-06-25 - The Shoe Game
2008-05-15 - What's Been Going On?
2008-05-02 - Wheelie
2008-04-11 - Auntie Em, Auntie Em, It's a Particularly Gray Cloud, It's a Particularly Gray Cloud
2008-04-02 - An Experiment In Self Indulgence
2008-03-25 - The Fat Lady Won't Shut Up
2008-02-29 - Riding Along In My Automobile
2008-02-14 - My Beautiful Little Psychopath
2008-02-08 - We Get It. You Rode On A Big Boat.
2008-02-05 - Even Tom Cruises
2008-01-21 - Bridezilla's Psycho Mom
2008-01-05 - Fit, Trim And Britney's Friend
2007-12-08 - Do You Really Need A Title For This Garbage?
2007-11-27 - Ticked Support
2007-11-09 - The Chinese Are Soooo Hip
2007-11-05 - Happy Birthday Baby Rockefeller
2007-10-24 - #2000
2007-10-15 - Love Is In The Air
2007-10-11 - It's Been A Heart Day's Night
2007-10-08 - B.J. And The Bear
2007-10-03 - Very Quickly
2007-09-10 - The First Day Of The Rest Of My Wretched Life
2007-09-07 - Happy Finger In The Butt Day!
2007-09-04 - The DJ War
2007-08-23 - The Hodgepodge of Random Stuff
2007-08-10 - Making Fun Of Bums
2007-08-09 - New Drinking Game ... Do A Shot Whenever I Say Thanks
2007-08-02 - The First Day Of A New Life
2007-08-02 - The Latest Blogging Experiment
2007-07-31 - Redrum ... Redrum ...
2007-07-27 - How To Ruin A Perfectly Good Weekend
2007-07-21 - What's In A Name?
2007-07-17 - Hillbillies Need Lovin' Too
2007-07-09 - Comfort Is For Sissies
2007-06-28 - The Mayonnaise
2007-06-14 - It Never Fails
2007-06-11 - My Wife's Picture Is Hanging Up At Home Depot
2007-06-05 - Poor Poor Paris
2007-05-29 - Happy Memory Day ... A Day Late
2007-05-25 - The Beach -- It's Not Just For Skinny People Anymore
2007-05-15 - There Oughtta Be A Law Against Bran Muffins
2007-05-07 - Global Warming Can Kiss My Sweaty Behind
2007-05-04 - Wide Eyed And Peppy
2007-05-02 - -
2007-05-02 - Oh So Low Me Oh
2007-04-30 - Alright ... Who Spiked The Cream Of Wheat With Spanish Fly?
2007-04-24 - Ohhhh ... I Wanna Dance With Somebody Who Tolerates Me
2007-04-19 - Busier Than A One-Armed ... Ummm ... I Can't Think Of Anything That Specifically Requires Two Arms For Anything That Has A Specific Title. Pull-Up Champion? Clapper? I'll Get Back With You On That.
2007-04-12 - Illinois (With a Silent "S")
2007-04-05 - Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am
2007-03-30 - Trash Talkin'
2007-03-27 - And It Seems To Me You Lived Your Life Like A Drugged Out Airhead In The Wind
2007-03-23 - Friday Morning News
2007-03-20 - Brandi Carlile - The Story
2007-03-16 - Since When Did I Have Dignity?
2007-03-15 - The Scary Clown Lady
2007-03-09 - Do I Really Have To Give It A Title Too? Sheesh!!
2007-03-05 - "...And This Is My Son, Al Capone."
2007-03-01 - Auntie Em, Auntie Em ... Hey ... Where The Hell Is Auntie Em??
2007-02-26 - The Story They'll Be Telling For Years
2007-02-20 - Things That I Can't Stand #67, 826
2007-02-19 - Britney F'n Spears
2007-02-16 - Everything's Coming Up Really Expensive Roses
2007-02-11 - But Seriously Folks
2007-02-07 - Doctor Knows Best
2007-02-01 - A Day In The Life
2007-01-31 - The Stories You've Heard Are True
2007-01-24 - Little Miss Sunshit
2007-01-22 - Welcome To Skankville. Population: You
2007-01-20 - Das Pervy Update
2007-01-19 - The Return (And Demise) Of Pervy
2007-01-12 - I Am Such A Serious Dweeb
2007-01-01 - Happy New Year, Bitches
2006-12-19 - Do Jews Get Offended When You Send Them Christmas Cards?
2006-12-05 - Awesome And Affordable Christmas Gifts
2006-11-30 - Scary Santa
2006-11-29 - He Sees You When You're Sleeping, He Knows When You're Awake And He Knows When You Pick Your Nose And Eat It
2006-11-16 - Women!!
2006-11-13 - Going To The Chapel And We're Gonna Bitch The Whole Way There
2006-11-11 - The Lame Heist
2006-11-08 - Kill The Bride. Kill The Bride.
2006-11-06 - Hey Doogie ... Howser Boyfriend?
2006-10-25 - Dumbass Inc.
2006-10-24 - This Ain't Mardi Gras, Dorothy
2006-10-17 - I Am Now Officially A Daddy
2006-10-15 - Why You Gotta Be Frontin' On Me, Frenchy?
2006-10-10 - Thank You For Smoking
2006-10-08 - Leaving Las Vegas
2006-09-27 - Anna Nicole Smith And Howard Stern Are Getting Married
2006-09-14 - RIP Anna Nicole's Son
2006-09-10 - Mom! There's Somebody Famous And Gross In Our Front Yard!!
2006-09-04 - You Are Getting Very Sleepy. Seriously.
2006-09-01 - I Am Getting Verrrrrry Sleeeeeepy
2006-09-01 - I Am Getting Verrrrrry Sleeeeeepy
2006-08-22 - The School Of Cool
2006-08-17 - Yet Another In The Long List Of Entries Without A Cute And/Or Witty Title
2006-08-15 - Up In The Morning And Off To School
2006-08-08 - Thanks
2006-07-28 - "I Need Help"
2006-07-27 - School Days, School Days
2006-07-21 - The Snake Shake
2006-07-19 - Extra Mayonnaise, Sir?
2006-07-18 - The Awkward Comeback
2006-07-17 - PSSSST ...
2006-04-18 - Lost And ... Somewhat Found
2006-03-22 - -
2006-03-15 - I Have Come Up With The Solution To Every Single Problem Ever
2006-03-13 - Welcome To My Nightmare
2006-03-10 - How Many Sleeping Pills Can You Take Before You ... *yawn* .... zzzzzz
2006-03-08 - Would You Like Green Eggs and Spam?
2006-03-07 - Updates? Oh, We've Got Some Stinkin' Updates
2006-03-06 - The Most Random Of Thoughts
2006-03-02 - Good Evening Folks And Welcome Out To Low Self Esteem Night
2006-02-28 - Two Choices
2006-02-27 - Sometimes It's All In The Presentation
2006-02-24 - Man In Demand In Demand
2006-02-22 - From the "Be Careful What You Wish For" Department
2006-02-20 - Get That Thing That You Do Done, Please
2006-02-15 - The Last Two Nights
2006-02-13 - Cold
2006-02-10 - That's My Boy!
2006-02-08 - How To Be A Real Jerk Without Even Trying
2006-02-07 - Ummmm Yeah ... Those Other Five Celebrities I'd Pay To Punch In The Face
2006-02-05 - Ten Celebrities I'd Pay To Punch In The Face
2006-02-01 - Uncle Bob ... Now With 10% More Education!
2006-01-30 - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
2006-01-26 - The Ballad Of The Backordered DVD Recorder
2006-01-24 - Gimme A Big Hand. No ... Seriously
2006-01-23 - Freak Dancing Is For Freaks
2006-01-20 - Gawdawful Erotica
2006-01-19 - You Know The Drill
2006-01-18 - Sugar, We're Going To The Dentist
2006-01-17 - Hey ... Corey Feldman Was Hollywood Royalty At One Point
2006-01-16 - Microphone Killah
2006-01-11 - Revenge Of The DJ
2006-01-10 - Being A Technology-Craving Geek Has Its Drawbacks
2006-01-09 - It's A Science, Lady. Not An Art
2006-01-04 - I Love I Love I Love My Little Calendar Girl
2006-01-03 - Kids
2005-12-21 - Tis The Season To Be Ballsy
2005-12-15 - Beware Of Bleeding Chinchilla
2005-12-13 - Who Knew Pot Pies Could Carry So Much Pain?
2005-12-12 - I Now Pronounce You Man And Moxi
2005-12-08 - Hi! You Must Be The 21st Century! I'm Uncle Bob!
2005-12-07 - Stuff With A Pretty Pink Ribbon Around It
2005-12-05 - Boogie In Your Butt
2005-12-01 - How Men Urinate (Part One)
2005-11-30 - That's One More Place I Can Never Go Inside Again
2005-11-29 - The Snowman Who Saved My Life
2005-11-28 - God Bless Four Day Weekends (And America Too)
2005-11-23 - The Annual Entry Before Thanksgiving That Never Gets Read Because The Majority Of My Readers Are Nowhere Near Their Computers So I Don't Put Much Effort Into It
2005-11-21 - Operation Common Sense
2005-11-17 - Bedtime Roulette
2005-11-15 - Awwwww
2005-11-15 - Awwwww
2005-11-14 - Who Says Birthday Parties Aren't Fun? Besides Me.
2005-11-10 - Always A Dull Moment
2005-11-09 - Uncle Bob's Mean And Nasty Advice Column
2005-11-07 - It's Not A Real Birthday Party Until Somebody's Bleeding Profusely
2005-11-03 - Rocky Mountain High In Colorado
2005-11-02 - Another Crappy Game
2005-10-31 - How Do You Turn Your Internal Alarm Clark Back An Hour?
2005-10-27 - The Man Of Your Dreams
2005-10-26 - Love Is In The Air ... No Wait ... That's Laughing Gas
2005-10-25 - New Jokes For The Atomic Age
2005-10-24 - Is That A Broken Beer Bottle In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Wanting To Kill Me?
2005-10-21 - Andrew Barks, I Jump
2005-10-20 - The Snub Is On
2005-10-18 - The British Are Slumming! The British Are Slumming!
2005-10-17 - Dead Man's Party
2005-10-13 - Fifteen Minute Entries Always Suck
2005-10-11 - It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To
2005-10-10 - Another Corny Entry
2005-10-07 - Showbiz Newz
2005-10-05 - Live Nude Women (There Aren't Any ... I Just Need More Googlers)
2005-10-04 - All I Needed Was Fred And Ethel To Burst In
2005-09-03 - The King Of Kollege Kampuses
2005-09-30 - Giddy-Up Pardner
2005-09-29 - The Spy Who Loved Me
2005-09-28 - An Open Letter To Seth McFarlane (The Genius Behind "Family Guy")
2005-09-27 - An Open Letter To W. (The President)
2005-09-26 - An Open Letter To ABC (The Network ... Not The Alphabet)
2005-09-22 - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This
2005-09-20 - The Answer To The Question You've Been Mulling Over For Years
2005-09-18 - If Matlock Was Still On, I Wouldn't Have These Problems
2005-09-15 - Too Many Stories ... Not Enough Good Ones
2005-09-12 - Pointless Stories That Won't Affect Your Life One Way Or The Other
2005-09-08 - Alive
2005-08-31 - Thoughts From Alabama
2005-08-29 - I'm Here To Make You Money
2005-08-26 - The Screeches Of The Dead
2005-08-24 - Take Me Out To The Ballgame With $6 Hot Dogs
2005-08-22 - Kickin' The Heat Stroke To The Curb
2005-08-18 - Manos, The Hands Of Brilliance
2005-08-17 - My Driveway's Looking Like A Used Car Lot
2005-08-16 - The Great American Chili Cookoff
2005-08-15 - Sunshine On My Shoulders Makes Me Delirious
2005-08-12 - Phone Conversation/Yesterday/9:32 AM
2005-08-12 - Phone Conversation/Yesterday/9:32 AM
2005-08-10 - The Plans They Are A' Changin'
2005-08-09 - The Obligatory 15 Minute Update
2005-08-08 - The One Where Uncle Bob Gets A Little Sappy
2005-08-05 - The Ten Minutes Update
2005-08-04 - Little Jack Horny
2005-08-03 - If I Were A Dwarf, I'd Be Grumpy Today
2005-08-01 - We Had Joy, We Had Fun, We Had Severe Mechanical Problems In The Sun
2005-07-29 - Uncle Bob ... Now With More Lesbians!
2005-07-27 - Crack Klock Crack Klock
2005-07-26 - The World's Most Boring Blog Entry
2005-07-25 - When The Tow Truck Driver Knows You By Name, It's Time For A New Vehicle
2005-07-22 - I'm Glad My Parents Believed In Electro-Shock Therapy
2005-07-21 - Who's Gonna Beam You Up Now, Kirk?
2005-07-20 - Money Changes Everything
2005-07-19 - Harry Potter Is Dead And I'm Not Feeling Too Good Myself
2005-07-18 - Doin' Da Butt
2005-07-15 - Is That A Kielbasa In Your Pocket Or Are You Just ... Awwww ... Forget It
2005-07-14 - No Personal Phone Calls Allowed
2005-07-13 - Rock Me Like A Really Weak Hurricane
2005-07-10 - Dennis The Menace Comes To Town
2005-07-07 - I'm Always One Step Ahead Of You
2005-07-06 - The Nazis Could Only Dream Of Such Torture
2005-07-05 - Always The Innovator, Mostly The Imitator
2005-07-01 - The Worst Manager I've Ever Known
2005-06-30 - I Feel Eeedickwooous
2005-06-29 - There's Nothing Sexier Than A Naked Midget In Clown Makeup
2005-06-28 - Tinkle Tinkle Little Star
2005-06-27 - Wish You Were Here ... Instead Of Me
2005-06-24 - Revenge Of The Mighty Ducks
2005-06-23 - Le Vacation, Part Deux
2005-06-22 - In My Day, We Didn't Have No Fancy Care Hey Okay
2005-06-20 - Matthew
2005-06-10 - Gone Daddy Gone Daddy Gone Gone Gone
2005-06-08 - Hire Me To Be Fired ... Please
2005-06-07 - Hanging With Sinatra's Ghost
2005-06-06 - Ear's To Ya, Kid
2005-06-02 - Yet Another Thing That's Really Bugging Me
2005-05-31 - Those Wacky Rock Stars!
2005-05-29 - Dance Muthahumper Dance!
2005-05-26 - I Second That Emotion
2005-05-25 - Clearing Up The Confusion
2005-05-23 - Busy And Dull
2005-05-17 - Uncle Bob's Media Watch
2005-05-16 - Sucketh The Asseth
2005-05-14 - Rest In Peace Boss Hogg
2005-05-13 - The Hizzouse Has Been Sufficiently Rawked
2005-05-12 - To Be Or Not To Be
2005-05-11 - Baby Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me
2005-05-10 - Blah Blah Blah
2005-05-09 - If The Firemen Come Screeching Up Before Everyone Gets There ... You Know You've Got A Party On Your Hands
2005-05-06 - Secret Movies
2005-05-05 - The Deepest Darkest Secret That I Have
2005-05-03 - I Wants To Get Funked Up
2005-05-02 - Parting Is Such Sweet Bliss
2005-05-01 - Happy May Day!!
2005-04-30 - I Love A Happy Ending
2005-04-29 - Fed-Ex Is A Scab-Covered Prostitute
2005-04-28 - I Hate Coming Up With Titles For This Crap
2005-04-26 - Thank You For A Funky Time ... Call Me Up Whenever You Wanna Grind
2005-04-25 - Roller Coaster Weekend
2005-04-22 - Where There's Smoke, There's Uncle Bob
2005-04-21 - The Stage Of Death Almost Claims Another Victim
2005-04-20 - Poo Poo Pee Doop
2005-04-19 - Under Pressure
2005-04-18 - Delirium Is Setting In
2005-04-14 - If You Ever Felt Like Skipping An Entry, Here's Your Chance
2005-04-13 - Sweet Gesture Or Awful Prank ... You Decide
2005-04-11 - Take Me Out To The Ballgame And Make Me Almost Kill A Kid
2005-04-07 - Randomania!
2005-04-06 - Fish Sticks, Anyone?
2005-04-05 - I'm Putting You In The Spotlight
2005-04-04 - Boss Hogg Catches Another One
2005-04-01 - Pope Pipe Dreams
2005-03-31 - -
2005-03-29 - I'm Gonna Kick Your Grass
2005-03-28 - There Goes Miss Gulch
2005-03-26 - Uncle Bob ... Solving All The World's Problems One At A Time
2005-03-24 - And This Is Where My Wit's End
2005-03-23 - Parenting 102
2005-03-22 - Terri And That Guy
2005-03-21 - Taxman Mrs Thief
2005-03-18 - How Sleep Deprived Can You Get And Still Function? You're About To Find Out
2005-03-16 - Bringin' Home The Bacon
2005-03-15 - Return of the Son Of The Redneck Wedding From Hell
2005-03-14 - Son of the Redneck Wedding From Hell
2005-03-11 - Real Cowboys Do It With Their Elbows
2005-03-10 - The End Of The Innocence
2005-03-09 - It's All Fun and Games Until Somebody Gets Strep Throat
2005-03-08 - Hangin' With The D.A.
2005-03-07 - Newsflash: Teenage Girls Don't Dig Me
2005-03-04 - Short And Sweet
2005-03-03 - Babies Having Weddings
2005-03-02 - Fondling Granny's Hairless Skull
2005-03-01 - What Part Of Assistant Do You Not Understand?
2005-02-28 - My Deep Dark Dirty Secret Revealed
2005-02-24 - All Work And No Play Make Uncle Bob A Tired Boy
2005-02-23 - -
2005-02-22 - Fat Celebrities + Love For Bad TV = One Cranky Uncle Bob
2005-02-21 - How To Screw Up A Job Interview In One Easy Step
2005-02-18 - As The World Interns
2005-02-17 - Love. Exciting And New. Come Aboard. We've Been Waiting For You.
2005-02-16 - The Sun Sets On The Piss Boy Era
2005-02-15 - The Wonderful World Of Martin
2005-02-14 - Teacher Kills Pupil ... World A Much Better Place ... Film At 11
2005-02-11 - Gimme All Your Lovin', All Your Hugs And Kisses Too
2005-02-10 - Uncle Bob ... The Voice Of Reason
2005-02-09 - What Is Love? Baby Don't Hurt Me. Don't Hurt Me. No More.
2005-02-08 - This Goes Out To All The Baby Mama
2005-02-08 - This Goes Out To All The Baby Mama
2005-02-07 - Bringin' The Funny ... Tomorrow
2005-02-04 - Somebody Please Shake This Guy All Night Long
2005-02-03 - The World's Greatest And Laziest Inventor Strikes Again
2005-02-02 - Ummmm ... Music??
2005-02-01 - The Entry With No Worthy Title
2005-01-31 - What Goes Around Comes Around
2005-01-28 - Paranoia At The Pee Palace
2005-01-27 - Trick Or Treat?? I'll Choose Trick, Punk
2005-01-26 - It's Time We Addressed The Problem
2005-01-25 - The Doctor Is In
2005-01-24 - Only You Can Prevent People From Gagging In Theaters
2005-01-21 - Rejection Is Just Another Word For "Go To Hell"
2005-01-19 - Surprise! Surprise!
2005-01-18 - Somewhere, Oedipus Is Snickering
2005-01-17 - Don't You Get Some Kinda Pin At This Point?
2005-01-14 - A Ten Cent Haircut
2005-01-12 - More Uncle Bob FAQs ... Can You Believe It?
2005-01-11 - The New Style
2005-01-10 - Meet The Focking Boring Couple
2005-01-07 - Dudley? Michael?? Mary Tyler???
2005-01-06 - Uncle Bob's FAQs
2005-01-05 - Please ... Rain On My Parade
2005-01-04 - Another Hairy Situation
2005-01-03 - The Tale Of Uncle Bob And The New Years Eve Party
2004-12-31 - Uncle Bob's Annual Year-End List
2004-12-30 - Everything's Coming Up Dead Roses
2004-12-29 - Fight Club Rule #3: Do Not Get Feisty With Piss Boy
2004-12-28 - Irene And Mabel Make A Run For The Border
2004-12-27 - Christmas With The Kranky Man
2004-12-24 - It's A Virtual Night Before Christmas
2004-12-23 - Holiday Wishes From Mine To Yours. And Theirs Over There.
2004-12-22 - Uncle B Gots Yo' Hook-Up, G
2004-12-21 - Top Ten Pick-Up Lines Used By The Womb-Ripping Baby Snatcher
2004-12-20 - I'm One Kick-Ass Santa
2004-12-17 - The Daily Crackhead News
2004-12-16 - AT&T ... You're Ruining My Life
2004-12-15 - A Revolutionary New Idea In Online Journaling
2004-12-14 - God bless the internet and other assorted non-living creations
2004-12-13 - The Train Of Thought Almost Derails
2004-12-12 - I Know What You're Thinking
2004-12-10 - That Rosie O'Donnell?? What A Looker!!
2004-12-09 - My Schnitzel Is Shitzel
2004-12-08 - Behind The Urine
2004-12-07 - Good Morning!
2004-12-06 - "Straight To Hell" By Drivin' N' Cryin'
2004-12-03 - Naked And Stupid
2004-12-02 - Andrew Vs. Santa
2004-12-01 - I'm Such A Boob
2004-11-30 - Seductive Psychobabble
2004-11-29 - My Dad's Public Enemy #1
2004-11-24 - Ahhh ... The Joy Of Thanksgiving!
2004-11-23 - I Believe That The Children Are Our Downfall
2004-11-22 - Sick Little Boy Needs Attention
2004-11-19 - How To Make Karaoke Fun
2004-11-18 - Awkward Father-Son Conversation #1
2004-11-17 - Urine Juggling For Fun And Profit! (But Mostly Profit)
2004-11-16 - Welcome To My Life
2004-11-15 - Butt Boogie Fever
2004-11-12 - Do Veterinarians Really Need Their Own Holiday?
2004-11-11 - Table For Two ... Hold The Bitch Please
2004-11-10 - Your Fingernails Breed Hepatitis ... And Other Fun Facts
2004-11-09 - Sweet And Sour
2004-11-05 - No Title
2004-11-04 - I'm Loopy Today
2004-11-03 - Too Close To Care
2004-11-02 - Vote or Die, Bitch! DIE!!!
2004-11-01 - You've Gotta Love The College Kids
2004-10-30 - When It Rains, It Hails
2004-10-28 - Back In The High Life Again
2004-10-27 - My Face Is On A Wanted Poster At Best Buy
2004-10-26 - One Week
2004-10-25 - My Son And His Whore
2004-10-21 - Have My Agent Call Yours. Oh That's Right. You Don't Haaave An Agent
2004-10-20 - Are You There God? It's Me ... The Overqualified Idiot
2004-10-19 - Global Warming Is Mean!
2004-10-18 - The Redneck Wedding From Hell
2004-10-15 - Sleep Deprivation Is Your Friend!
2004-10-15 - Sleep Deprivation Is Your Friend!
2004-10-14 - This Is Your Brain At 4 A.M.
2004-10-13 - Sifting Through The Stacks Of Wax
2004-10-12 - My Very First Hoedown
2004-10-11 - The Wrath Of Grandma
2004-10-08 - (D)Amnesty
2004-10-07 - Let Me Stand Next To Your Fire ... Truck
2004-10-06 - It's A Family Affair
2004-10-05 - Nightmare On My Street
2004-10-04 - Return Of The Drunk
2004-10-01 - Calling All Human Beach Balls
2004-09-30 - Sometimes I'm So In The Dark About Certain Subjects
2004-09-29 - Where's Sigourney Weaver When You Need Her?
2004-09-28 - Skippy And The Magical Flute
2004-09-27 - 100 Things About Me
2004-09-23 - Life Of The Party
2004-09-22 - Let The Firestorm Begin
2004-09-21 - You Can't Handle The Tooth!
2004-09-20 - How Did Laura Ingalls Do It?
2004-09-16 - Hurricane Update
2004-09-16 - This Is The End
2004-09-15 - Let's Get It Started In Here
2004-09-14 - The Calm Before The Storm
2004-09-13 - This Entry Has Not Yet Been Rated
2004-09-11 - Hi! My Name Is Mr. Positive!
2004-09-09 - Bad Idea #4,215
2004-09-08 - Confessions Part III
2004-09-07 - My So-Called Hurricane
2004-09-06 - Frances The Talking Storm
2004-09-03 - Gluttony Is Sexy
2004-08-31 - Fun With Crackheads!
2004-08-30 - Yet Another Revolutionary Invention From The Mind Of Uncle Bob
2004-08-27 - The Entry Without A Title
2004-08-26 - VH1 Saved My Life
2004-08-24 - I Hate Drunk And Obnoxious Rich People
2004-08-23 - Guess What I Am?
2004-08-20 - People That Have Really Been Pissing Me Off Lately (Part 249)
2004-08-19 - Finally My Life Is Complete
2004-08-18 - I've Got All The Answers
2004-08-17 - Uncle Bob Goes Hollywood
2004-08-16 - I Mean ... What Comes Out? Bone Marrow?
2004-08-13 - There's A New Musical Superstar In Town
2004-08-12 - The Amazing Stinky Couchwoman
2004-08-11 - Cute Things My Son's Been Doing Lately That Don't Include Shoving Shit Up His Nose
2004-08-09 - He's A Very Kinky Guy, The Kind You Take Home In A Casket
2004-08-06 - An Apology From Cleotis G. Whorebanger
2004-08-05 - Oh That Uncle Bob ... He's Hilarious!!!
2004-08-04 - On The Road Again
2004-08-03 - Dragging Out The Vacation
2004-08-02 - Vacation's All I Ever Wanted
2004-07-22 - Just A Bunch Of Crap Today, Kids
2004-07-21 - Twice The Calories, Twice The Fun!
2004-07-20 - Me And My Big Mouth
2004-07-19 - Tales From The Sale
2004-07-15 - How To Be An Asshole
2004-07-14 - The Ten DVDs I Can't Do Without (Right Now Anyway)
2004-07-13 - Sayonara Shitheads
2004-07-12 - Is This How Picasso Got Started?
2004-07-08 - Don't Ask Me To Play If You Don't Want To Play
2004-07-07 - Me And Snoop Dogg Down By The Schoolyard
2004-07-06 - Outta My Way, Baby ... I'm Flying!
2004-07-05 - Who Let The Jerks Out? Who? Who? Who? Who?
2004-07-01 - Bob Seger Lives!
2004-06-30 - Writer's Block Sukcs
2004-06-29 - The King Of All Ironies
2004-06-28 - I Am Michael Moore's Biatch
2004-06-25 - I'm Slowly Dying, But So Are You
2004-06-23 - Welcome To ... Holy Crap! What Did You Do To Your Head?!?
2004-06-22 - Great Idea, Horrible Execution
2004-06-21 - Spitting Crackers In The Pimply Face Of Authority
2004-06-18 - A Long Story With A Sad Ending, A Happy Ending And Then A Really Really Sad Ending
2004-06-17 - Uncle Bob Ramone ... Carrying On The Tradition
2004-06-16 - I'm More Handsome Than Jesus On A Good Hair Day
2004-06-15 - Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
2004-06-14 - Blood Sweat And Tears
2004-06-14 - Blood Sweat And Tears
2004-06-10 - Death. Now There's A Hilarious Topic
2004-06-08 - My Karaoke Queen
2004-06-07 - Check It Out Now ... The Funk Soul Brother
2004-06-03 - It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
2004-06-02 - A Shocking Twist
2004-06-01 - This Is Where It Gets A Bit Weird
2004-05-30 - "...And This Is My Wife Skipper"
2004-05-26 - Be Careful What You Wish For
2004-05-25 - Ask Dr. Bob
2004-05-24 - Happy Valebirthary!!
2004-05-21 - You Wanted It And You Got It
2004-05-20 - Recaps Out The Ying Yang
2004-05-19 - Angry And Elderly ... That's Me
2004-05-18 - I Love Me Some Black Folks
2004-05-17 - A Guest Movie Review From My Son Andrew
2004-05-14 - Beer
2004-05-13 - Just ... You Know ... Random Crap Again
2004-05-12 - The Christians Rock The House
2004-05-11 - Stupid Joke Of The Day
2004-05-10 - Now Hiring Hot Drunk Chicks
2004-05-07 - Stud For Hire
2004-05-05 - Whoopi Goldberg Shot JFK
2004-05-04 - Stuff You Could Have Lived Your Whole Life Without Knowing
2004-05-03 - The Next Hit Song Of 2004
2004-04-30 - Takin' Care Of Business ... Every Day
2004-04-29 - Sheila The Amazing Talking Bovine
2004-04-27 - Machismo Has A New Face
2004-04-26 - Let's Go To The Hop And Stare At The DJ
2004-04-21 - How To Pick Up Women -- Bubba Style
2004-04-20 - Terror Child Meets His Match
2004-04-19 - Return Of The Jerkwads
2004-04-16 - Ummm ... Yeah
2004-04-13 - Donald Trump's Calling Me For A Loan
2004-04-12 - There Goes The Neighborhood
2004-04-09 - King O' The Telemarketers
2004-04-08 - The Eight Minute Update
2004-04-07 - All About The Lincolns
2004-04-06 - Screw You, Daylight Savings Time
2004-04-05 - Why Should I Rejoice When I Never Joiced In The First Place?
2004-04-02 - Buy The Book! Skip The Movie!
2004-04-01 - I'm The Poor Man's Gene Shalit
2004-03-31 - Jesus Drives A Pick Up Truck
2004-03-30 - A Bloody Good Time Was Had By All
2004-03-29 - Will Salt Fries For Spare Change
2004-03-26 - Picking Up Where Martha Stewart Left Off
2004-03-25 - Dawn Of The Dumbass
2004-03-23 - Old McDonald Had A Nervous Breakdown. E-I-E-I-O
2004-03-22 - I Say A Little Prayer For Me
2004-03-19 - Enter Sandman. Exit Sanity.
2004-03-18 - One Of Those Entries Where You Can Tell I'm Only Writing Because I Happen To Be Awake
2004-03-17 - Kucinich in 2012!!!
2004-03-15 - Second Thoughts On My Most Recent Career Move
2004-03-12 - Me Love You Long Time
2004-03-11 - Will Come Off Cocky And Arrogant For Food
2004-03-10 - And Vanna's A Robot
2004-03-08 - Today On Martha Stewart: How To Make A Delightful Shiv
2004-03-06 - Knock It Off, Eddie Van Dipshit
2004-03-05 - Talent? We Don't Need No Steenking Talent!
2004-03-03 - Joe And His Magic Dancing Shoes
2004-03-02 - Tired, Cranky And Irritable (Oh My)
2004-02-26 - The Passion Of The Uncle Bob
2004-02-25 - Okey Dokey Karaoke
2004-02-24 - More Stories About Music and Vomit
2004-02-23 - You're So Lucky That You're Not Me
2004-02-18 - Hop In Gomer, We're Goin' For A Ride
2004-02-17 - Take This Bread And Water And Shove It
2004-02-16 - How To Ruin A Wedding Reception
2004-02-10 - Explanations? We Don't Need No Steenking Explanations!
2004-02-09 - How To Have A Lousy Month ... Uncle Bob Style
2004-02-06 - Ol' Donald's Chicken
2004-02-05 - My Two Cents
2004-02-04 - They Call Me "The Mule"
2004-02-03 - Insert Lame Entry Title Here
2004-02-02 - The Revelation
2004-01-29 - Tinky Winky Is Trying To Kill Me
2004-01-27 - You Learn Something New Every Day
2004-01-26 - More Milk, Anyone?
2004-01-24 - That's The Last Salty Dog I Ever Drink
2004-01-22 - Brother Can You Spare A Cracker?
2004-01-21 - The Health Report
2004-01-20 - I Think My Doctor Loves Me
2004-01-16 - Surreal Life Rules ... Real Life Sucks ... Any Questions?
2004-01-15 - Grrrr ... Stupid Wedding Ring!
2004-01-14 - Slow Day In Bobland
2004-01-13 - Bam! Bam! Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam!
2004-01-12 - Instilling Discipline In Your Child
2004-01-12 - Why Couldn't I Have Been Raised By Bears?
2004-01-11 - A Surreal Morning
2004-01-09 - That's Perfect. Juuuust Perfect.
2004-01-07 - Sing-A-Long At Uncle Bob's
2004-01-06 - In My Day, We Threw Personal Possessions Out The Window and We Liked It. We Loooved It.
2004-01-05 - Tito Puente's Rolling Over In His Grave
2003-12-31 - I'm God's Favorite DJ
2003-12-30 - Mr. Dummy McStupid At Your Service
2003-12-29 - MC Santa C Rocks Your World. Don't Forget It.
2003-12-27 - Celebrate the Baby Jesus' Birthday With A Free Bud Light
2003-12-23 - Why Do These Brownies Taste So Weird And What Is Andy Warhol Doing Here?
2003-12-22 - Bear In The Big Blue Shithouse
2003-12-19 - Women
2003-12-18 - It's The Bag And Tissue Paper That Counts
2003-12-16 - The Brilliant Silence
2003-12-16 - A Hip Hop A Hippity To The Hip Hop And You Don't Stop. Well ... Go Ahead and Stop
2003-12-15 - Hot Off The Press ... Really Bad Saddam Jokes
2003-12-14 - Ask Saddam
2003-12-12 - On The First Day Of Christmas, My Big Boss Gave To Me ... A Stapler
2003-12-11 - Mr. Fun Guy's Back With Another Fun, Fun, Fun Entry
2003-12-10 - A Simple Question
2003-12-09 - Angelina Jolie Wants Me
2003-12-08 - Crazy ... But That's How It Goes
2003-12-07 - The Great Frost Storm of 2003
2003-12-05 - Mah Daddy Is A Pimp
2003-12-04 - Louise The Wretched C*nt
2003-12-03 - Confessions of a Former Television Star
2003-12-02 - Things To Do On The Side Of The Interstate
2003-12-01 - Holiday Highs and Christmas Buys While My Freakin' Computer Fries

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