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2009-02-19 - The End Of Uncle Bob
2008-12-04 - Losing Focus While Trying To Write A Blog Entry Is Cool.
2008-10-31 - Buck Up Junior, You Could Be Digging Ditches
2008-10-28 - That Sinking Feeling
2008-10-22 - Return Of The Karate Kid And His Slow Kitty-Lovin' Accomplice
2008-10-11 - Long Day, Longer Life
2008-10-09 - Uncle Bob - The Humanitarian
2008-10-07 - Reason #263 To Never Let A Sick Kid Near Food For Public Consumption
2008-10-04 - Wiiiiii!!!
2008-10-02 - Deep In The Heart Of Something
2008-10-01 - Road Trip!!
2008-09-13 - Yet Another Irrational Batch O' Crap
2008-08-28 - For The Unitiated
2008-08-20 - Here
2008-08-19 - One
2008-08-18 - Two
2008-08-17 - Three
2008-08-16 - Four
2008-08-15 - Five
2008-07-03 - Motley Croup
2008-06-25 - The Shoe Game
2008-05-15 - What's Been Going On?
2008-05-02 - Wheelie
2008-04-11 - Auntie Em, Auntie Em, It's a Particularly Gray Cloud, It's a Particularly Gray Cloud
2008-04-02 - An Experiment In Self Indulgence
2008-03-25 - The Fat Lady Won't Shut Up
2008-02-29 - Riding Along In My Automobile
2008-02-14 - My Beautiful Little Psychopath
2008-02-08 - We Get It. You Rode On A Big Boat.
2008-02-05 - Even Tom Cruises
2008-01-21 - Bridezilla's Psycho Mom
2008-01-05 - Fit, Trim And Britney's Friend
2007-12-08 - Do You Really Need A Title For This Garbage?
2007-11-27 - Ticked Support
2007-11-09 - The Chinese Are Soooo Hip
2007-11-05 - Happy Birthday Baby Rockefeller
2007-10-24 - #2000
2007-10-15 - Love Is In The Air
2007-10-11 - It's Been A Heart Day's Night
2007-10-08 - B.J. And The Bear
2007-10-03 - Very Quickly
2007-09-10 - The First Day Of The Rest Of My Wretched Life
2007-09-07 - Happy Finger In The Butt Day!
2007-09-04 - The DJ War
2007-08-23 - The Hodgepodge of Random Stuff
2007-08-10 - Making Fun Of Bums
2007-08-09 - New Drinking Game ... Do A Shot Whenever I Say Thanks
2007-08-02 - The First Day Of A New Life
2007-08-02 - The Latest Blogging Experiment
2007-07-31 - Redrum ... Redrum ...
2007-07-27 - How To Ruin A Perfectly Good Weekend
2007-07-21 - What's In A Name?
2007-07-17 - Hillbillies Need Lovin' Too
2007-07-09 - Comfort Is For Sissies
2007-06-28 - The Mayonnaise
2007-06-14 - It Never Fails
2007-06-11 - My Wife's Picture Is Hanging Up At Home Depot
2007-06-05 - Poor Poor Paris
2007-05-29 - Happy Memory Day ... A Day Late
2007-05-25 - The Beach -- It's Not Just For Skinny People Anymore
2007-05-15 - There Oughtta Be A Law Against Bran Muffins
2007-05-07 - Global Warming Can Kiss My Sweaty Behind
2007-05-04 - Wide Eyed And Peppy
2007-05-02 - -
2007-05-02 - Oh So Low Me Oh
2007-04-30 - Alright ... Who Spiked The Cream Of Wheat With Spanish Fly?
2007-04-24 - Ohhhh ... I Wanna Dance With Somebody Who Tolerates Me
2007-04-19 - Busier Than A One-Armed ... Ummm ... I Can't Think Of Anything That Specifically Requires Two Arms For Anything That Has A Specific Title. Pull-Up Champion? Clapper? I'll Get Back With You On That.
2007-04-12 - Illinois (With a Silent "S")
2007-04-05 - Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am
2007-03-30 - Trash Talkin'
2007-03-27 - And It Seems To Me You Lived Your Life Like A Drugged Out Airhead In The Wind
2007-03-23 - Friday Morning News
2007-03-20 - Brandi Carlile - The Story
2007-03-16 - Since When Did I Have Dignity?
2007-03-15 - The Scary Clown Lady
2007-03-09 - Do I Really Have To Give It A Title Too? Sheesh!!
2007-03-05 - "...And This Is My Son, Al Capone."
2007-03-01 - Auntie Em, Auntie Em ... Hey ... Where The Hell Is Auntie Em??
2007-02-26 - The Story They'll Be Telling For Years
2007-02-20 - Things That I Can't Stand #67, 826
2007-02-19 - Britney F'n Spears
2007-02-16 - Everything's Coming Up Really Expensive Roses
2007-02-11 - But Seriously Folks
2007-02-07 - Doctor Knows Best
2007-02-01 - A Day In The Life
2007-01-31 - The Stories You've Heard Are True
2007-01-24 - Little Miss Sunshit
2007-01-22 - Welcome To Skankville. Population: You
2007-01-20 - Das Pervy Update
2007-01-19 - The Return (And Demise) Of Pervy
2007-01-12 - I Am Such A Serious Dweeb
2007-01-01 - Happy New Year, Bitches
2006-12-19 - Do Jews Get Offended When You Send Them Christmas Cards?
2006-12-05 - Awesome And Affordable Christmas Gifts
2006-11-30 - Scary Santa
2006-11-29 - He Sees You When You're Sleeping, He Knows When You're Awake And He Knows When You Pick Your Nose And Eat It
2006-11-16 - Women!!
2006-11-13 - Going To The Chapel And We're Gonna Bitch The Whole Way There
2006-11-11 - The Lame Heist
2006-11-08 - Kill The Bride. Kill The Bride.
2006-11-06 - Hey Doogie ... Howser Boyfriend?
2006-10-25 - Dumbass Inc.
2006-10-24 - This Ain't Mardi Gras, Dorothy
2006-10-17 - I Am Now Officially A Daddy
2006-10-15 - Why You Gotta Be Frontin' On Me, Frenchy?
2006-10-10 - Thank You For Smoking
2006-10-08 - Leaving Las Vegas
2006-09-27 - Anna Nicole Smith And Howard Stern Are Getting Married
2006-09-14 - RIP Anna Nicole's Son
2006-09-10 - Mom! There's Somebody Famous And Gross In Our Front Yard!!
2006-09-04 - You Are Getting Very Sleepy. Seriously.
2006-09-01 - I Am Getting Verrrrrry Sleeeeeepy
2006-09-01 - I Am Getting Verrrrrry Sleeeeeepy
2006-08-22 - The School Of Cool
2006-08-17 - Yet Another In The Long List Of Entries Without A Cute And/Or Witty Title
2006-08-15 - Up In The Morning And Off To School
2006-08-08 - Thanks
2006-07-28 - "I Need Help"
2006-07-27 - School Days, School Days
2006-07-21 - The Snake Shake
2006-07-19 - Extra Mayonnaise, Sir?
2006-07-18 - The Awkward Comeback
2006-07-17 - PSSSST ...
2006-04-18 - Lost And ... Somewhat Found
2006-03-22 - -
2006-03-15 - I Have Come Up With The Solution To Every Single Problem Ever
2006-03-13 - Welcome To My Nightmare
2006-03-10 - How Many Sleeping Pills Can You Take Before You ... *yawn* .... zzzzzz
2006-03-08 - Would You Like Green Eggs and Spam?
2006-03-07 - Updates? Oh, We've Got Some Stinkin' Updates
2006-03-06 - The Most Random Of Thoughts
2006-03-02 - Good Evening Folks And Welcome Out To Low Self Esteem Night
2006-02-28 - Two Choices
2006-02-27 - Sometimes It's All In The Presentation
2006-02-24 - Man In Demand In Demand
2006-02-22 - From the "Be Careful What You Wish For" Department
2006-02-20 - Get That Thing That You Do Done, Please
2006-02-15 - The Last Two Nights
2006-02-13 - Cold
2006-02-10 - That's My Boy!
2006-02-08 - How To Be A Real Jerk Without Even Trying
2006-02-07 - Ummmm Yeah ... Those Other Five Celebrities I'd Pay To Punch In The Face
2006-02-05 - Ten Celebrities I'd Pay To Punch In The Face
2006-02-01 - Uncle Bob ... Now With 10% More Education!
2006-01-30 - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
2006-01-26 - The Ballad Of The Backordered DVD Recorder
2006-01-24 - Gimme A Big Hand. No ... Seriously
2006-01-23 - Freak Dancing Is For Freaks
2006-01-20 - Gawdawful Erotica
2006-01-19 - You Know The Drill
2006-01-18 - Sugar, We're Going To The Dentist
2006-01-17 - Hey ... Corey Feldman Was Hollywood Royalty At One Point
2006-01-16 - Microphone Killah
2006-01-11 - Revenge Of The DJ
2006-01-10 - Being A Technology-Craving Geek Has Its Drawbacks
2006-01-09 - It's A Science, Lady. Not An Art
2006-01-04 - I Love I Love I Love My Little Calendar Girl
2006-01-03 - Kids
2005-12-21 - Tis The Season To Be Ballsy
2005-12-15 - Beware Of Bleeding Chinchilla
2005-12-13 - Who Knew Pot Pies Could Carry So Much Pain?
2005-12-12 - I Now Pronounce You Man And Moxi
2005-12-08 - Hi! You Must Be The 21st Century! I'm Uncle Bob!
2005-12-07 - Stuff With A Pretty Pink Ribbon Around It
2005-12-05 - Boogie In Your Butt
2005-12-01 - How Men Urinate (Part One)
2005-11-30 - That's One More Place I Can Never Go Inside Again
2005-11-29 - The Snowman Who Saved My Life
2005-11-28 - God Bless Four Day Weekends (And America Too)
2005-11-23 - The Annual Entry Before Thanksgiving That Never Gets Read Because The Majority Of My Readers Are Nowhere Near Their Computers So I Don't Put Much Effort Into It
2005-11-21 - Operation Common Sense
2005-11-17 - Bedtime Roulette
2005-11-15 - Awwwww
2005-11-15 - Awwwww
2005-11-14 - Who Says Birthday Parties Aren't Fun? Besides Me.
2005-11-10 - Always A Dull Moment
2005-11-09 - Uncle Bob's Mean And Nasty Advice Column
2005-11-07 - It's Not A Real Birthday Party Until Somebody's Bleeding Profusely
2005-11-03 - Rocky Mountain High In Colorado
2005-11-02 - Another Crappy Game
2005-10-31 - How Do You Turn Your Internal Alarm Clark Back An Hour?
2005-10-27 - The Man Of Your Dreams
2005-10-26 - Love Is In The Air ... No Wait ... That's Laughing Gas
2005-10-25 - New Jokes For The Atomic Age
2005-10-24 - Is That A Broken Beer Bottle In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Wanting To Kill Me?
2005-10-21 - Andrew Barks, I Jump
2005-10-20 - The Snub Is On
2005-10-18 - The British Are Slumming! The British Are Slumming!
2005-10-17 - Dead Man's Party
2005-10-13 - Fifteen Minute Entries Always Suck
2005-10-11 - It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To
2005-10-10 - Another Corny Entry
2005-10-07 - Showbiz Newz
2005-10-05 - Live Nude Women (There Aren't Any ... I Just Need More Googlers)
2005-10-04 - All I Needed Was Fred And Ethel To Burst In
2005-09-03 - The King Of Kollege Kampuses
2005-09-30 - Giddy-Up Pardner
2005-09-29 - The Spy Who Loved Me
2005-09-28 - An Open Letter To Seth McFarlane (The Genius Behind "Family Guy")
2005-09-27 - An Open Letter To W. (The President)
2005-09-26 - An Open Letter To ABC (The Network ... Not The Alphabet)
2005-09-22 - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This
2005-09-20 - The Answer To The Question You've Been Mulling Over For Years
2005-09-18 - If Matlock Was Still On, I Wouldn't Have These Problems
2005-09-15 - Too Many Stories ... Not Enough Good Ones
2005-09-12 - Pointless Stories That Won't Affect Your Life One Way Or The Other
2005-09-08 - Alive
2005-08-31 - Thoughts From Alabama
2005-08-29 - I'm Here To Make You Money
2005-08-26 - The Screeches Of The Dead
2005-08-24 - Take Me Out To The Ballgame With $6 Hot Dogs
2005-08-22 - Kickin' The Heat Stroke To The Curb
2005-08-18 - Manos, The Hands Of Brilliance
2005-08-17 - My Driveway's Looking Like A Used Car Lot
2005-08-16 - The Great American Chili Cookoff
2005-08-15 - Sunshine On My Shoulders Makes Me Delirious
2005-08-12 - Phone Conversation/Yesterday/9:32 AM
2005-08-12 - Phone Conversation/Yesterday/9:32 AM
2005-08-10 - The Plans They Are A' Changin'
2005-08-09 - The Obligatory 15 Minute Update
2005-08-08 - The One Where Uncle Bob Gets A Little Sappy
2005-08-05 - The Ten Minutes Update
2005-08-04 - Little Jack Horny
2005-08-03 - If I Were A Dwarf, I'd Be Grumpy Today
2005-08-01 - We Had Joy, We Had Fun, We Had Severe Mechanical Problems In The Sun
2005-07-29 - Uncle Bob ... Now With More Lesbians!
2005-07-27 - Crack Klock Crack Klock
2005-07-26 - The World's Most Boring Blog Entry
2005-07-25 - When The Tow Truck Driver Knows You By Name, It's Time For A New Vehicle
2005-07-22 - I'm Glad My Parents Believed In Electro-Shock Therapy
2005-07-21 - Who's Gonna Beam You Up Now, Kirk?
2005-07-20 - Money Changes Everything
2005-07-19 - Harry Potter Is Dead And I'm Not Feeling Too Good Myself
2005-07-18 - Doin' Da Butt
2005-07-15 - Is That A Kielbasa In Your Pocket Or Are You Just ... Awwww ... Forget It
2005-07-14 - No Personal Phone Calls Allowed
2005-07-13 - Rock Me Like A Really Weak Hurricane
2005-07-10 - Dennis The Menace Comes To Town
2005-07-07 - I'm Always One Step Ahead Of You
2005-07-06 - The Nazis Could Only Dream Of Such Torture
2005-07-05 - Always The Innovator, Mostly The Imitator
2005-07-01 - The Worst Manager I've Ever Known
2005-06-30 - I Feel Eeedickwooous
2005-06-29 - There's Nothing Sexier Than A Naked Midget In Clown Makeup
2005-06-28 - Tinkle Tinkle Little Star
2005-06-27 - Wish You Were Here ... Instead Of Me
2005-06-24 - Revenge Of The Mighty Ducks
2005-06-23 - Le Vacation, Part Deux
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