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11:42 a.m. - 2001-07-24
Katie Couric says �What up wit dat?� to every single person she interviews and it�s only a matter of time before she insults Nelson Mandela with the phrase. If Cracker Barrel had a drive-thru, I�d be the size of a Pinto. Parents are getting a little too giddy to blame pro wrestling every time a kid dies. I don�t know. I doubt seriously Stone Cold Steve Austin is popping out of closets in your double-wides and giving stunners to every kid in the room every time your back is turned. The little boy whose arm got munched off by a shark? His parents are now trying to say that the shark learned how to bite little kids� arms off by watching wrestling. Katherine Hepburn had a urinary tract infection. She�s 94 years old and has Parkinson�s Disease. You tell me ONE SINGLE DOCTOR on this earth that really wanted to inspect this woman�s trembling old coochie. I finally officially copped to having three other diaries because I was tired of doing them for the last 15 months. So now the secret's officially out. And that, my friend...is disturbing.
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