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1:24 p.m. - 2001-04-04

SNEEZING

Here's a tip to help you the next time you have to sneeze and you're trying to sneeze, but you just can't get that sneeze out:

...Think about your nose being forcefully shoved into Ronald Reagan's ass crack.

Works like a charm, kids.

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