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20:47:31 - 2000-01-27

I just found another cool way to get rid of telemarketers.

The phone rang, I checked Caller ID and it said "Out of Area".

Telemarketer.

Since "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" was currently playing in the background, I picked up the phone and just as the guy said "Hi! Is Mr...." I blurted out, "Tommy ... Who was the youngest president at his inauguration? Was it A ... Bill Clinton? B...John F. Kennedy? C....Ulysess S. Grant? or D ... Teddy Roosevelt??

The dumbass hung up

Death to all telemarketers.

There. I said it.

I used to be a telemarketer too, so I can say these sort of things with absolutely no regrets.

And the answer was D ... Teddy Roosevelt. I said Bill Clinton.

...I'll NEVER be a fuckin' millionaire ...

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